Touch me at the risk of your health!

he/him 👍

[icedteadrinker]

Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[no-one-offical]

‎

[coast-modern]

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

[caspercryptid]

And it was

NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

And it was

YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

I really

FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

[calechipconecrimes]

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

[brightlotusmoon]

DIDN'T I MY DEAR

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[pjackk]

Daddys back

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[lexissketches]

A submission for @poketcg-art 's Hoenn Redraw Series! Lotad is one of my favorite Gen 3 Pokemon, I used to breed them all the time to amass an army of them!

Original is by Ayako Ozaki! Original Card under the cut!

@pokemon-artistry

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im the evil cinephile they warned you about. i fuck the movies and i think its idiotic and pedestrian that you do not fuck the movies.

[aroace-nut-case]

@funnier-when-objectum

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im the evil cinephile they warned you about. i fuck the movies and i think its idiotic and pedestrian that you do not fuck the movies.

[aroace-nut-case]

@funnier-when-objectum

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im the evil cinephile they warned you about. i fuck the movies and i think its idiotic and pedestrian that you do not fuck the movies.

[aroace-nut-case]

@funnier-when-objectum

[p2ep]

Well i think the short guy should top

[spotted-owl-sketches]

I got beautifly for @poketcg-art's Hoenn redraw! I def was happy to snag a pokemon for Hoenn, gen 3 was my first pokemon game as a youngin that wasn't borrowing my older sisters game :3

Beauitfly was on my og team and it wasn't till I replayed ORAS that I got to beat the elite four with my boy Tilly. Love this pretty bug

I used a mix of soft pastels, pastel pencils, and digital art

Original under the cut. Artist is Yuu Nishida

[calcium-rods]

Dustox for the redraw event!

Original card under cut. Dustox from the Platinum expansion.

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today