A pack of flat jokes and some discworld aesthetics

Hi, my name is Heavy and I am an enthusiastic discwolrd fan, slasher, ficwriter and a man who is persecuted by a group of flamingos.

[casquecest]

WHICH HP ADULT MAN IS THE BEST AT SEX?

Voldemort (awarded for ~special services~ since the 1940s)

Severus Snape (i'm sure the nose is of correlating size)

Remus Lupin (awoooooooooooo)

Sirius Black (a dog with a bone-r)

Peter Pettigrew (a freak sleeping in ron weasley's sheets)

Filius Flitwick (very ~charming)

Albus Dumbledore (the ~head~master)

Hagrid (size does matter)

Kingsley Shacklebolt (pretty sure the 'shackle' in his name means kinky things)

Arthur Weasley (7. kids. . !)

Lucius Malfoy (pea~cock~ing about the place)

how dare u 4get about ________?! (bc i can only list 11 options, friend!)

Voting ended onMar 23, 2024

have fun w this, sunshine pops x.

[chirun-i]

well, i tried

[chirun-i]

Idk if I’m gonna color it, depends on how I feel about them after playing the game.

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Northern Ballad by Andrey Vinogradov

[cdn-apex-predator]

@northern-storms

[alpine-hoplite]

This song has vibes of drinking the night before battle with your friends, knowing that most of you wont make it

[lurfck]

[alecblushed]

Daniel Radcliffe on the set of Kill Your Darlings.

[uncleundead]

Harry Potter and Tom riddle tho

[metlocked]

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

[cannibalinc]

!!!!

[rhombusgirldump]

my obsession with Tom Riddle is only getting worse

[rhombusgirl]

Gryffindor wins the house cup!

I just wondered how hilarious it would be if Harry tried to stab Tom instead of diary with that basilisk’s fang

I’ve never draw something that could be rated “M” before, and you know what? I LOVED IT. And I think I revealed a couple of new kinks within myself

Also angry-ball-of-fury type of Harry is my favorite type of Harry.

[rhombusgirl]

[imagesinger]

[pratchettpatricianpages]

“Ah, Drumknott,” said Lord Vetinari. “Just go and tell the head of the Musicians’ Guild he wants a word with me, will you?”

“Er… Mr. Clete is already in the waiting room, your lordship,” said the clerk.

“Does he by any chance have some kind of poster with him?”

“Yes, your lordship.”

“And is he very angry?”

“This is very much the case, your lordship. It’s about some festival. He insists you have it stopped.”

“Dear me.”

“And he demands that you see him instantly.”

“Ah. Then leave him for, say, twenty minutes, then show him up.”

“Yes, your lordship. He keeps saying that he wants to know what you are going to do about it.”

“Good. Then I can ask him the same question.”

The Patrician sat back. Si non confectus, non reficiat. That was the motto of the Vetinaris. Everything worked if you just let it happen.

-Soul Music, Terry Pratchett

[bettergroomedwings]

No, I’ve never even heard of this Mr von Lipwig…

I’m going to be at MCM London at the end of October, cosplaying as Moist von Lipwig. Hopefully I can avoid getting my face on one of Otto’s dreadful iconographs!

[vimesy-art]

[tamvmat]

I got today and tomorrow mixed up for Inktober… so for uh tomorrow’s prompt “Precious” here is Merron Brightbow, @asparrowsfall ‘s D&D character <3 I’ll do “Star” tomorrow, heh

[damnyourdarkeyes]

Good Omens Teaser Trailer!

[dudepool]

“Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.”

“Sir?”

“It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.”

“Sir?”

“That’s practically zen.” 

–Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay