I am. not free of sin @oh-god-oh-no - Tumblr Blog

Might as well make an intro post

The name's Elijah. I'm a trans man who does creative writing. Full disclosure: i am a minor. I am on the older side of teenagerhood, but i am a minor nonetheless. Notoriously, however, minors get horny, and my main blog is fairly sfw. There are some jokes that are simply too raunchy for me to reblog there, and also, sometimes I want to talk about what I want as a human with a sex drive, or about what trying to find safe and sane content is like while not blasting it to my friends. My pronouns are he/they/it. This is, indeed, my NSFW blog.

Couple of Ground Rules:

I'm not looking to find any friends through this blog until I am of legal age. Do not DM me. Do not ask me for anything. I am here to explore myself, not anyone else.

You CAN be horny in the direction of my characters, if I ever do post my writing.

Don't direct sexual comments at me, period.

Don't DM me asking to be your kitten or whatever.

Kinks: online safety, health, privacy, consent (I'm not comfortable with sharing what I'm into. You can parse it out if you're desperate, ya weirdo)

I promise I'm chill! I just won't be interacting with anyone using this blog. Thanks for understanding, y'all

- Elijah

mycotoxin

“Kink is problematic because sometimes people are into kinks because they want to encourage their own harmful behaviors, such as beating women because they actively hate women and have an outlet to actually harm them!!!”

Woaaah dude….. that’s crazy…. It’s almost like there are a myriad of “Unproblematic” interests that also have darker sides to them….. like how large parts of the fitness community actively encourage eating disorders and cause people to develop body dysmorphia….. which can include ballet, in which the encouragement of ED is an extremely common issue, but then you also add in a large sprinkle of racism in there

Maybe instead of the lesson here being “abolish kink” it should be “be mindful of who you associate because *GASP!* sometimes people suck”. Just a concept :3

oh-god-oh-no

thiiiiiis

Feels like so.etimes writing for me is like, 'heres why a situation you could think is hot is inconceivably dangerous' and i est thw5 shit up. Should i do some thinling sbout thw5, uou wsk. .....baba

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Mkfdl

#toos leepy for posting

that-one-support

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

pretentious-ravioli

baambastic

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

a youtube channel with a couple who clearly have a d/s relationship, like its not even implied its just explicitly clear. gear in the background of videos, jokes, even the occasional anecdote about a mishap during a scene. one of them starts an onlyfans. cue lots of raunchy shit that other people can watch. Hrgggggg

#new series i think #just for me <3 not even aiming to publish it #their names are Penelope and idk what to name the other one. something with an M maybe. Matt. Misha #wait nvm his name is Beau #beau is a huge fucking dorky nerd about creating things #penelope is a huge fucking dorky nerd about things that get created (video games #and books and music and poems and short stories)#they are literally perfect together I'll be so fr #penelope is she/they and beau is he/it btw #oh man #finally #my first smut-based ocs #i love them already

time to sit down and write some good old homebrewed

wait what rhe fuck am i even into though

So turns out i do like erotic horror. But in the BORING way

#i like the horror aspect of it #i like reading that shit and going #how does this fit into modern society

make me lay down in the backseat of your car. I'm beautiful. I'm cherished. I can't be in view of the world. They'd steal me from you. Make me stay laying down with a vibrator in while you run an errand. I gotta stay entertained somehow!

wuwalalawuwuwa

ZAMN! he's a scientist AND a pervert? count me in!

oh-god-oh-no

me when like 4 of my own OCs

misscaptor

Come on, sweet thing. You know the muzzle is good for you. We do have neighbors, and I wouldn’t want them getting the wrong idea and sending someone to take you away from me. Oh hey now, don’t give me that look. You don’t want to be taken away either. I know you’re acting up right now, but what would you even do if you got out on your own?

It’s been… months, probably, since you’ve chosen what you eat for a meal, I don’t think you’d be able to think of three of them a day anymore. It’s been even longer than that since you’ve chosen your own clothes. I can’t remember the last time you washed your own hair. If I gave you my phone to call for a rescue, would you know how to use it or would you stare at it empty-eyed, like the animal I’ve turned you into? You should be grateful I do so much for you.

Not to mention all that horrible human life stuff I’ve let you get out of. Do you remember resumes? Job hunting? Rent? Do you even know how much the mortgage on this house is? I mean, honestly, did you even know that I own the house that I keep you in? I’d never throw in your face how much I spend, thats my responsibility as your captor, but do you consider how little you have to think about? You don’t wanna be thrown back to the wolves. It would just crush a helpless little thing like you.

What’s so good out there, pet? You eat from my hand, and I feed you well. You wear nice clothes I picked out just for you and I dress you up every day. The bed in your cage is soft and comfortable. You get to spend most of your day drawing or making things or kneeling by my desk while I work. You used to complain about never reading and now you go through the books I give you so quickly, I worry the library will get suspicious. Isn’t this how you’re meant to live? Isn’t this what’s good for you?

If I take off your muzzle, will you stop screaming to be let go? I can’t let you go. I have to take care of you

#what the shitttttttt

trainwreck-of-thoughts

No no no, see, a puppet obtains power at the expense of agency, a doll obtains meaning at the expense of agency, and a plushie obtains unconditional love at the expense of agency. The thing currently mauling you was already powerful and self-actualized when I brought it under my sway, so when you beg me to 'call off my puppet' you should really be saying plushie instead. Try again, m'kay?

darkwitchclaire

and an angel obtains both meaning and power at the expense of agency

noodelzmop

me to my mom: yeah idk I don't think what I've been enjoying is healthy for me

My mom: say no more BUYS ME SMUT????? HUH?????????

pastabaguette

a menagerie of image edits of varying quality.

some of them have been taken out of their original context, but i figure they are still humorous enough on their own.

oh-god-oh-no

this is raunchy enough that I'm only comfortable putting it here

unpretty

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

unpretty

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard