element 79

hey i'm dj. i like ferris wheels, game of thrones, light houses, miley cyrus, the walking dead and lunch time. lets be friends.

[juelzsantanabandana]

[gorillateaparty]

This shit make noise just by looking at it.

[birdonahotdog]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[systlin]

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

[songsofstars]

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

[systlin]

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

[berniesrevolution]

[ruinedchildhood]

“this pussy aint the only thing he gon’ eat”

[canadianslut]

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

[princealmighty]

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

[eastafriqueen]

Y'ALL SLEEPIN ON MY GIRL LYNESE THO, NOBODY DID IT BETTER THAN HER

SHE HIT THAT BANKHEAD BOUNCE

[corbursier]

Visit Original Link

[positivedes]

Andre’s verse 🙌🏽

[boho-barbiess]

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

[dafterwho]

what are we

[lonelycigs]

[weareblackroyalty-blog]

[kindasuperficial]

omg

[kevingetem]

If u don’t have good intentions w/ me, please just leave me alone. I’m tired.

[pussypoptarts]

[darrinjones]

LMAO

[baabycomebach]

find someone you can be goofy as fuck with but still wants to rip your clothes off at the end of the day

(via baabycomebach)

[dirtyminder-deactivated20210912]

[heavylifestyle]

me: *wants to meet new people, to date, to make friends and just to connect*

anxiety: oh sweetie

[sourcedumal]

May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you