Sooo constipated again, my gut is ballooning out out of most of my clothes🥲... I feel so heavy and inflated at the same time, but i got used to that pretty quickly, so i just forget that i look like this sometimes
The bubbling that sometimes occures is so intense, i can feel my swollen gut shaking from all of the stirred gas inside..
I have a fun idea though... Chugging a 1.5 ml bottle of seltzer without burping always helps me when I'm constipated 🤭
Decided to eat a pack of cookies that made me crazy bloated that one time, this can only go great ;3
The results are...In
I'm feeling like a literal blimp... Been swollen like this for at least an hour and a half, and it's not even close to stopping, I'm only growing more and more, i can feel my sides stretching, it's so unbelievably tight... It feels like several bombs went out inside me, and the sounds are pretty similar too, my guts gurgle like a clogged pipe, which is pretty accurate... Can't even get up because of intense gas cramps, i just massage my giant belly constantly . I can feel every gas bubble move inside me..
Sometimes I'm letting out some huge farts and burps, but it seems the free space inside me just fills back up instantly, it's insane how fast I'm producing gas😶
I feel like I'm at my limit, but the other part of me wishes that someone would just stuff me even more with beans and soda, and pump me full of air until my stomach is twice as huge and covered with stretch marks <3
And the most awkward part is... I need to go outside soon, and also there's no way I'm zipping these up. Hoping people just will assume I'm pregnant... Also hoping i don't burst from so much gas in public, that would be awkward too. The gas cramps are so strong i literally need to waddle again










