Heavy Want Sandviches!

A ton of Team Fortress 2 tips, tricks, and much more!

[suleakss]

Hi SUleaks! I'm a big fan of your blog, and I wanted to see if you would approve my theory. We know that gems have to be created artificially, as something or someone has to put it in the ground. We also know that Homeworld hates organic life. So how did the Diamonds, the first rulers of the gems, just spring out of the ground? What if they didn't? Now what if I told you that a totally different alien race made them, like the diamonds rebelling against them? Please tell me if u approve!

This sounds like a good theory, I approve!

[heavywantsandvichs]

ENGI TIP

Use the gunslinger in an offensive push, as it builds centuries more quickly, even though it only produces a level one mini sentry.

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MEDIC TIP

In man versus machine, the kritzkrieg is useful when battling tanks. Prioritize your targets, then charge them to give them crits on the tank,killing it faster.

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SPY TIP

When battling Engis, remember: DSS. Sap the dispenser, the sentry, then stab.

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NEW SCHEDULE

Hey guys! I finally decided to get my blog on track, and schedule my posts (not including reblogs). We have Medic Monday, Sniper Tuesday, Engi Wednesday, Scout Thursday, Pyro Friday, Spy/Soldier Saturday, and Demo/Heavy Sunday. Enjoy!

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PYRO TIP

Use your Flare gun on long range targets like Snipers or defensive Medics, who can't be healed themselves.

[tf2memes]

Engie lies awake at night,  trying to hold back the tears.

[submitted by dontkillbugs]

[heavywantsandvichs]

I main Engi on MvM. I am no different

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MEDIC TIP

NEVER do an out-of-gate Über Charge. It's just a way to waste it as soon as possible.

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DEMO TIP

Climb on to a roof, run, jump, activate Chargin’ Targe, and jump attack enemies to crit ambush them!

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SOLDIER TIP:  While the Frying Pan and Shovel do the same amount of damage (and the Frying Pan is clearly superior), use the Shovel, as the Frying Pan is extremely noisy.

[sunahake-blog]

dude I really hope my man win

btw spy is completly team pyro ‘cause he doesn´t want little fire guy to burn him alive anymore

[heavywantsandvichs]

PYRO TIP:  The Puff and Sting tactic is great for making that final offensive push.  Light ‘em up with your Flamethrower, then bust out the Flare Gun to do crits!

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DEMO TIP:  Don’t waste your Ullapool Caber on a single person.  Only use when a crowd is closing in on you.

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SCOUT TIP:  The Candy Cane is extremely useful in MvM mode.  If low on health, any kill will drop a health pack for you or your team.

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SNIPER TIP:  Only use the Darwin’s Danger Shield when health is vital, like in MvM.

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DEMO TIP:  When sticky jumping, always crouch to ensure maximum height.

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SOILDEIR TIP: Don’t ever pull out the Half-Zatoichi unless you KNOW you are getting into close range.  If you need at any moment to pull out another weapon, it could cost you your life!