chaotic cryptid

Any pronouns. project sekai brain rot. User @hatsunemikubinder on quotev

[hecate-spawn]

"Andrea is autistic about Miku and the biggest sapphic to ever sapphic" - my super cool friend talking about me

[ennow]

Best girl with best boy ‼️🥰

[chilibobic]

(╥﹏╥)

[jullify]

i couldnt figure out which one I liked more so have both

@chiikawastoenail you better also draw me julius

[aurawra21]

Mizi for the soul, next is Sua!

[slipmeinyourpocket]

YAY WE WONNNNNNNNNN!!!! YAYYAYAYYAYAY!!!!! Okay, now who the HELL are these guys....

[estchiyu]

based on recent events

[sp1ritb0x]

Tried to draw 1a timeskip but I got tired

[livmadart]

it had to be done

[the-irreverend]

Y'all put up a valiant fight!!!

[mixterglacia]

I love that Dungeon Meshi's creator is like "I based Senshi off this old dude in our building that won't stop doing his laundry in his underwear, he's weird."

And tumblr (justifiably) wants him carnally.

[itsis0k]

Girl move youre gonna get crushed

no Marcille this isnt a good thing

[wormontwostrings]

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[catter-bug]

Meals are the special privilege of the living. In order to stay alive, we need to keep eating.

[xeemaee]

Senshi facts

- he is 112 years old

- he’s considered feminine for a dwarf in dungeon meshi canon

- he spent most of his life living off of the ecology of the dungeon (monster food) after (insert ptsd inducing backstory) happened when he was just a youngin

- he doesn’t have kids and I genuinely think he’d be a bad parent because of how oblivious he can be at times, but he would try his hardest to keep them well fed

- he assumes that all halflings are children because they are small

- he doesn’t wash his beard and this makes it hard for magic to be cast on him

- he hates magic and sees it as a shortcut to getting things done the hard and right way

- he explains EVERYTHING he does when cooking so that those around him can learn from him

- he would make a great teacher of some kind of dungeon survival skills class

- he has a mithril cooking knife

- he turned a perfectly good mithril shield into a large wok he takes everywhere EDIT: I MISREMEMBERED ITS ADAMANTINE NOT MITHRIL

- the fact that he is hot without his helmet is initially treated as a gag because of how silly he looks with it on

- he can be very careless outside of his obsession with cooking monsters (ignoring directions from his party members and not taking proper care of his supplies) (so real. adhd representation. not caring about anything but your hyperfocus. I understand king)

- one time he gave the birds and the bees talk to Chilchuck because he thought Chilchuck was a child (he’s literally just a young looking 29 year old halfling with three children) (eventually he realizes that Chilchuck as a halfling is essentially middle aged and they get closer bc he gets over his prejudices)(chilshi shoutout)

- he deeply believes in only taking what you need and giving back what you can. Don’t over harvest. Don’t destroy an ecosystem for your own gain. The ecology of the dungeon is important for everyone.

- again his hyperfixation is cooking monsters and he is in canon the best monster food chef in the world

- (MANGA SPOILERS) he tells a character who was (spoiler spoiler spoiler) and is left feeling like the scraps of food left behind on the plate that vegetable scraps can always be used to grow something new and should never be thrown away 🩵

VOTE SENSHI!

Also shoutout to chilshi everyone get more chilshi pilled right now

[peachsodah]

”Senshi cant be a tumblr sexyman because no one ships him with himself” extremely fixable problem actually

Vote senshi in the tumblr sexyman finals!!!