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I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

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Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

All I want for Christmas is a remake of The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap

#I miss being made fun of by an annoying helper #I don’t know his name rn #but I love him #it’s honestly confusing but nice when the big bad ain’t Gannon #gimme more #or better yet a new one old style #I love the botw and totk l #but classic

Every now and then the shit is heavy and it stares like an evil from the deep ocean

#shit #I’m scared #poop

Why the fuck do cis guys make so much noise while using the bathroom? Sir I should not hear you straining to shit or grunting or a really big sigh specifically before you piss. Women don’t make this much noise in a public bathroom I’m so uncomfortable

#pls shit quieter

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rsd is absolutely insane because it will feel like someone is tearing apart the very core of my being, insulting everything i have done and will ever do, condemning me to death and simultaneously wishing i was never born, when actually they just didn’t like a song i showed them

#Jesus Christ it’s in words

I never realized how particular I am about my inventory and everything when I play video games until I started watching my boyfriend play botw as his first zelda game

#Jesus Christ it’s painful #he’s getting a lot better at the game in general #but man’s doesn’t like round out the numbers in his inventory #and doesn’t talk to npcs #and either won’t leave the path or won’t go anywhere near it #Zelda

It’s so funny looking at people refusing to try to pet my cats bellies cause all but one of them are completely desensitized to it cause we’ve been holding them like babies and giving them belly rubs and squishing the beans since we brought them home as kittens

#like these cats put up with anything #the only one that doesn’t is the 8 year old that I got when she was 3 #like I can pet her tummy #but no one else can #the other 4 are free game #cats #toe beans #belly rub

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I have chest dysphoria but because of my joint condition I’m sure if I’ll be able to bind not to mention even if I can I have fucking DDs and it won’t do much of anything

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Oh hey update: I can and do bind it doesn’t feel like it does much but it makes me feel so much better

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Don’t let them bury me as someone I’m not.

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Fucking ouch

Why do my legs hurt worse on a day where I’m standing in the same spot than when I’m running around like a headless chicken

I upped my dose of testosterone and man oh man I can Tell

#testosterone #trans #ftm #trans man #iykyk

I’m sweaty but my joints hurt like they’re freezing

#tempature regulation is hell #eds #chronic pain #ehler danlos syndrome #cold but also hot

I don’t know what it is about it but lately my best friend and my like biggest form of affection for each other is to press our heads against the others rlly hard or to just rub our head against like an arm or back

#like something about the pressure is just ✨immaculate✨#affection #it’s the best #specifically like the middle of my forehead #I just crave a lot of pressure against my forehead at all times #and so does he #so we just smack our foreheads together and like push

My toxic trait is refusing to go to sleep at a reasonable time because it’s boring

#I’ve been falling asleep for hours #but I won’t actually take my meds to do it #because it’s boring #and I know it’s gonna be a fight to do it in the first place #insomia #eds #ehlers danlos syndrome

Does sitting on a yoga ball Reilly count as sitting cause I am Not still when on a ball

#ball #fidgety #bouncing

We’re going to pride this weekend and it is one of my roommates first pride and it’s also been like 3 years since we’ve been able to do anything for pride and we’ve finally come out as trans…. We’re wearing flags…. Like we each bought a flag to wear as a cape….. and all 3 of us are wearing crop tops and stupid canvas shoes………. This feels like high school

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