we need some prettier and more fun ship names in the fandom for real. i cannot say driller (dream x killer) or kist (killer x dust) with a straight face.
POLYMURDEROUS IM GOING FERAL YOU GUYS IM SORRY IM USING THAT NOW CAN POLYMURDEROUS BE AN ACTUAL THING AUSBSISJSOJSOSNSOWNSOEJEOE
I ALSO LIKE XCUTIONER SO MUCH YOU DONT GET IT
LETHAL LIGHT AND INKSCYRYPTION (ik i spelt that wrong shh)ARE ALSO COOL HELLO
someone said Thriller for killer and horror and i’ve SEEN someone use that and it’s SO good and floats around my brain it’s so them
i’ve also seen someone refer to killerxcolor as krayola i think (i might be wrong maybe i’m imagining things and i can’t remember who it was i’m sorry) but THATS WHAT THEY ARE IN MY MIND OK i’m all about ship name revolution AHEIEJKEDOE
hi im so normal abt them :3 soooo normal youd never believe how normal i am eheheh ..
killer writing religious nonsense on the walls and nightmare losing his shit over it
killer bringing a soundboard with him everywhere he goes and hitting 'aww :(' whenever nightmare kills someone. nightmare gets hit by dream and all you hear is 'yaaaaaaay :3'
killer getting sick and nightmare spending half the time trying (and failing) to get him to rest and take meds
killer forcing nightmare to watch the entirety of family guy just so he can make shitty references. both of them hate the show
killer convincing nightmare to become a video essayist. he subscribes to nights channel. nightmare forces killer to delete his pre-existing youtube account filled with video footage of the gang
killer bringing home cats and nightmare naming them after prescription pills. there's also just one called fentanyl
nightmare being very antsy about his birthday. killer presenting him with a wet sopping trout as a "gift" in a crude attempt to cheer him up
nightmare assigning killer perfectly safe yet physically exhausting tasks for the fun of it
killer harassing nightmare in every video game they play. nightmare obstructing his progress however possible so they're both equally annoyed
sadomasochist duo who use each other to vent out their anger
killer making up random slang words and nightmare spending half the day trying to figure out what he's saying
nightmare having delusional episodes and killer going along with whatever he believes for the hell of it
nightmare calling killer a rabid dog and waking up the next day to him chewing on his arm
killer bringing nightmare a bouquet of dead floweys for valentines day
killer jokingly starting a church in order to pray to nightmare. nightmare almost killing him before realising that killer somehow managed to get people to start attending
giving each other the silent treatment after every argument. nightmare is always the first to cave in and start a conversation
killer having a dream cosplay and popping out in front of nightmare at the most random of times
killer filling nightmares office with thousands of balls meant for ballpits
killer conspiring with dust to make a chemical capable of melting nightmare's goop. he succeeds and nightmare loses his mind over how the first person to successfully melt it is killer .. because his reasoning was 'it would be funny'
they'd have a political podcast consisting of nightmare being serious and killer responding with arguments specifically designed to annoy him
nightmare being woken up at 2am because killer wants to go to a random au and look at paint splotches
nightmare going on vacation. error launching killer at him and screaming about how he refuses to listen to anyone else. nightmare being stuck with killer on vacation
nightmare showing killer a show he likes. nightmare occasionally sparing glances to see if he's watching or not — killer being disinterested in it and side eyeing him the entire time watching his reactions instead
the pair having equally as much information on bugs and freaking people out with it
nightmare ballroom dancing with killer during one of their many, many massacres
killer throwing paint over nightmare and learning that he can indeed dye his sludge to be any colour
killer learning that nightmare has vocal stims and repeating nonsensical things to try to get him to repeat involuntarily or vice versa it could go both ways
both of them having vocal stims and the moment one of them stims the other starts too
nightmare stepping away from his paperwork just to supervise killer cooking
nightmare inherently despising furries because they're having fun expressing themselves freely. killer buying a fursuit that looks suspiciously similar to nightmare and wearing it
killer putting said fursuit into nightmares closet and proceeding to show it to the other bad sanses. nightmare finds out what happens later and almost kills every member of his gang
nightmare being lighter than usual thanks to his lack of physical form, killer waiting until he's asleep and proceeding to figure out how many balloons he has to tie to him until he starts floating
nightmare standing in the corner of killer's eye and teleporting away if he looks at him. this repeats for hours
nightmare insultingly saying that a roomba could do a better job than killer, so killer buys one. the roomba, in all its glory, does indeed somehow do a better job than killer
nightmare getting used to being called a squid/octopus. nightmare almost exploding when killer calls him a centipede
horror getting captured by the enemy and nightmare leaving him there for a week before getting him out. killer getting captured and he's out within 2 hours
nightmare being the type to never swear. killer amping up his chaos and managing to get him to swear five times in a day
killer stealing aphrodisiacs from dust, slipping them into nightmare's tea and proceeding to draw all over him. bonus the drawings melt into the goop and nightmare has cool looking drippy symbols on him for the next few days
killer putting nightmare on antidepressants end sentence there's too many outcomes to list
killer hiding nightmare's clothes in an attempt to get him to walk around naked. nightmare somehow having an infinite amount of the same outfit (it's just his sludge—the others were there for show)
nightmare bandaging killer up badly on purpose in hopes his wounds reopen and he starts bleeding
killer having an organ he teleports with him essentially everywhere just to play boss music for nightmare. nightmare being forced to deal with it because the one time he didn't bring it along killer refused to fight alongside him
killer and nightmare being the greatest poker duo of all time. they set up a gambling ring where people can just watch them play against each other
killer making a vocaloid out of nightmare's voice and releasing it to the public, which obviously gets a bunch of attention since it's, well, nightmare. killer starts making songs with it and gaining recognition except it's literally just nightmare himself singing them
killer holding a funeral for nightmare whenever he gets mildly injured
both of them making up the craziest lies about themselves and seeing how long it takes for the other to figure it out
nightmare going by they/them and killer, having special permission to call him by he/him, going around correcting people on 'his' pronouns
killer with a gun. nightmare having to get it away from him before he kills his teammates
"what if we get a new teammate" "no"
killer being a really horrific chef yet somehow when it comes to preparing food for his and nightmares monthly picnic it's all perfect
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