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[Dunk] Do you remember him, Your Grace? ....
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | 01.02
spring cleaning
"No - a little more -"
"Like that?" Dunk panted.
"Ah - just a little to the left -"
"That's - as left - as I can get -"
"You're nearly there, just a little more -"
twinning
Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.
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1x02 'Shroud for a Nightingale'
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen/Maekar I Targaryen, Dunk | Duncan the Tall/Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen, Dunk | Duncan the Tall/Maekar I Targaryen, Quentyn Ball/Maekar I Targaryen, Aegor "Bittersteel" Rivers/Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen, Dyanna Dayne/Maekar I Targaryen, Daemon I Blackfyre/Maekar I Targaryen, Daemon I Blackfyre/Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen, Dunk | Duncan the Tall/Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen/Maekar I Targaryen Characters: Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen, Maekar I Targaryen, Quentyn Ball, Aegor "Bittersteel" Rivers Additional Tags: Omegaverse Alpha Bitching | Alpha Turning into an Omega, Omegaverse Bitching | Turning into an Omega, Rape, Rape/Non-con Elements, Rape Recovery, Rape Aftermath, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, i'll be updating the character tags as new characters enter the narrative, opening chapters are gonna be very much baekar focused though, Omega Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen, Omega Maekar I Targaryen, Alpha Dunk | Duncan the Tall (A Song of Ice and Fire) Summary:
It is common knowledge that Prince Baelor and Prince Maekar are alphas.
Correction: Prince Baelor and Prince Maekar were alphas.
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reposting this because it is art
It's art but they're also hot and I'm a filthy degenerate.
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hiii so i can't get this idea out of my head and i don't know where to put it so i thought i might throw it at you for validation purposes
SO
time travelling dunk who at the end of his life as an old old man wakes up back at the time of Ashford tourney? check
also, he was kingsguard to maekar and developed a deep bond and friendship with his king (maybe not romantic then, maybe yes, maybe all pining tension before its abrupt end and oh the despair of being a kingsguard who outlived his king)
so basically coalescing in a jaded old man dunk who still believes there's good in this world worth fighting for in young dunk's body right where it all began for sir duncan the tall
meeting prince baelor again, who was only ever an ideal for most of his life, getting to know him as a man
and his king maekar, no longer so but so so like him
and then my thoughts go down the political and action plot of really experienced (mentally) dunk dealing with it all
but also the cracky hilarity of baelor being down BAD for this hedge knight from the start trying to get off that pedestal asap
and maekar dealing somehow with this terrifingly competent warrior nobody being kind to him and knowing him and seeing him more than should be possible. also finding out he is dunk's favorite targaryen how the fuck can he deal with that
and then they all kiss the end
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
but yes i adore the thought of time traveller dunk 😊 i also like to headcanon that maekar named dunk to the kingsguard once it became clear to him that egg would need to be his heir, since he wanted egg to have someone he trusted as his kingsguard
oh baelor with dragon wings save me
I know you said no criticism about the Hammerhedgeanvil poet, soldier, king triad post, but I actually don't think this os criticism. I just think that actually there's no wrong way to put those three in that dynamic. I really think you could make a case for them being any way round.
(And I really do love which way round ypu have them, you know I do)
(the no criticism thing was mostly a joke 😂😅 all are welcome in my asks about anything at any time, but especially about akotsk right now)
So when I tell you I stared at that post for like 5 minutes trying to decide which was which I am not over exaggerating, I had thoughts!
My initial instinct was that Baelor as king, Maekar as soldier, and Dunk as poet.
Baelor who would have been a great king, had he but lived. Maekar the warrior, even onto his own downfall, even onto Baelor in the end. Dunk with his love for life, who stumbled over his words, but is so sincere and full of heart. What else could they be.
But then I thought of Baelor Breakspear, hero of redgrass, of course he could be the soldier. Maekar who learns to measure his words, offers a gentleness in his speech even when he is still his abrasive self, so full of grief, yes there's something of a poet in him. And Dunk, Dunk the kingmaker, the king defender, Dunk who roams the realm and serves the realm and defends the realm and perhaps guides the realm through the king that he raised. Yes maybe he could be the king.
But in the end, who could Dunk be but who he was, sworn sword and knight and kingsgaurd. The soldier Dunk had to be. Who could Baelor be but the poet, with his sweet, careful words and gentle voice and his love for the stories and the songs. Who saw the stories they would tell of that day and rose to the occasion. And Maekar, oh Maekar, First and Last of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. King and kinslayer, it never should have been him. It was always going to be him. Who else could it be.
a young baelor targaryen visits his family's dragon eggs.
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You need to learn how to relax~~
And you should learn to keep your distance when talking to people 😤
i like to imagine dyanna and jena both match maekar and baelor's temperaments very well. jena is polite and thoughtful and dyanna is spirited and athletic. in my heart, aerion and egg take after her.
i also like the idea of maekar and dyanna having a more passionate relationship and sharing hobbies, like hunting and falconry, while baelor and jena have a more formal relationship and live more separate lives. baelor has many more duties than maekar, but i'm also thinking about how many children they each had. lol
of course, i needed to add maekar and baelor enduring each other's respective courtships as the undertone. how different would things have been if they could marry...
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