hedge

chief conductor of the maya le tissier train 22 she/they red devils and pilgrims

[mearpsdyke]

one day i just followed rian and hedge on here and now im watching rian do a ppt presentation on doctor who lore

[mearpsdyke]

@wordsbyrian @hedghost and i pulling up to the dash today to give the worst match commentary you ever did see

[hedghost]

some bad things were said

[hedghost]

tomorrow i have my first 2 exams

pray for my my guys

praying for u

[wordsbyrian]

MANCHESTER IS RED

[wordsbyrian]

jayde kept fowler in her pocket all game bro

[footygirl114]

If toone hadn’t scored a hatty - Jayde would 100% be POTM. She put in a shift

[hedghost]

100%

best full back in the league

[hedghost]

if anyone didn’t watch the game this is all you need to know xx

[mearpsdyke]

still crying at us discussing anna's strap and rian barging in with tooney's goal 😭😭😭

[hedghost]

that one summed up the whole game tbh

[wordsbyrian]

i just feel like the thirsting shouldve been saved for a time when they were playing like ass not when they scored 3 goals in 6 minutes

[hedghost]

playing well makes them more attractive though

[hedghost]

if anyone didn’t watch the game this is all you need to know xx

[mearpsdyke]

still crying at us discussing anna's strap and rian barging in with tooney's goal 😭😭😭

[hedghost]

that one summed up the whole game tbh

[hedghost]

if anyone didn’t watch the game this is all you need to know xx

[wordsbyrian]

names blocked out like everyone hasnt already figured out that its from the three stooges group chat

[hedghost]

i was being polite

[hedghost]

if anyone didn’t watch the game this is all you need to know xx

[wordsbyrian]

thank god for halftime

[hedghost]

we are shite

[hedghost]

Kayla Rendell signs for United!

England U23 goalkeeper signs for us from Southampton!

(she’s already had a senior lionesses call up back in april too 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ can’t wait to see what wilco will do for her!)

[hedghost]

first business of the transfer window done and i’m (mostly happy!) jess on loan to bristol and emma on loan to everton are both super smart moves … SO SO GLAD emma will finally get some minutes!!!

only thing i’m not a fan of is the reports that hayley is also going to everton… idk it’s a tough one bc honestly most of me is just glad she’s gonna get the minutes that she deserved and out of all the options i’d MUCH rather she went to everton than say… liverpool, or spurs

HOWEVER i want her to get minutes with US

she’s our best dm like come on nowwwew

hayley ladd i will always love you

[hedghost]

just wanna say that i really appreciate the recommendations list you made based on the players. it’s given me books to read and i definitely did walk into a bookstore to get books based off of your list. i also actually really enjoy going to look through them after i read a book just to see who it is paired with.

omg yayyy i’m so happy people actually use it!! i spent ages on it purely because i fucking love sapphic lit so thanks queennnnn

[hedghost]

I hope you had a good time this holidays mate

had a lovely time! drove back up today so christmas is officially OVER

hope you had a good time tooooo

[hedghost]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DEQRJ8YpB8f/?igsh=MXZ2YzUxYTZ4ZzBoag==

ngl i got excited for a sec, it was just a scam

god i fucking wish

[hedghost]

Wayne Rooney

2024-2024

Gone but never forgotten

💔💔💔

thank FUCK

[hedghost]

this is the closest we’ll get to a 24/25 squad pic but i’m taking it

(rip keets)