whats the point of living if you dont have a dick?

Sierra | 16 | Bisexual -Sagittarius -Indigenous

[sorenserotonin]

If you genuinely hate Glenn Howerton in the year 2018 you’re a coward and you can’t handle his pure raw energy

[carkid-a]

what you saw when you trespassed my property was a man who eats what he wants, drinks what he wants, wears what he wants

[sober2deathmp3-deactivated20221]

thanks glenn

[hedwigandtheangrybitch]

I’ll be auditioning for the role of Andrew Rannells performing at the Tony Awards and I’ll be singing My Unfortunate Erection from 25th Annual Putnam Spelling Bee

[hedwigandtheangrybitch]

im ashamed to say that this post still consistently gets notes.

[understands]

[deathtown-deactivated20241014]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

[steelviki]

[plantwitch]

[ghost-comets]

Since y’all enjoyed the first one so much: Musicals out of context part two!

[succulentbud]

you ever see a url that’s like “shipping-is-my-bloodstream” and you’re like “a little weird but they’re probably just a kid so it’s fine” and you look in their bio turns out they’re in their 20s

[succulentbud]

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

76: Look what she did to my peonies!

Widowmaker: They’re marigolds!

Mccree: My gosh, I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

76: I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one!

Submitted by roses-r-red-so-are-my-glasses

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

“Future Lucio rework: Lucio now has the ability to transform into the payload at will. His ultimate now puts enemies in a trance“

By u/Linkyop_Official

For those wondering what the hell is going on here

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Moira: Go on, say something brilliant, Sombra.

Sombra: Oh, I don't-

Doomfist: Capital of Azerbaijan?

Sombra: Baku.

Widowmaker: Year Beethoven died?

Sombra: 1827.

Moira: Twentieth decimal of Euler's number?

Sombra: ...

Sombra: Six.

Reaper: Oh my god! She's like the internet with breasts!

Reaper: Oh, wait. The internet already has breasts.

[zaneclodon]

a helpful diagram for metal gear fans and physicists

[extinctionmoved-deactivated2020]

i don’t necessarily want to stir the pot on this fine friday night but like… some of you are very into the drama aspect of callouts but have no actual interest or investment in watching people grow or recover and it is honestly very telling…

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

As you do

[disaster-lesbianbeau-deactivate]

new fave insult:

this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.

[gaypeopletwitter]