Too Gay To Function

Call me Sun please

[damianito]

For the requests, maybe the fiances, emphasis on Q? Literally cannot get enough of them :3

Also, don’t pressure yourself to do this! We want the best for you, so don’t feel like you need to do this if it gets too much :) Take care!!!

They are fiances your honor

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[space-robinhood]

Headcanon that it’s only George that’s perceiving DreamXD as Dream. He pointed out the fact that they looked exactly the same, and even kept mistaking the two, while the others clearly could point out a difference well enough that they wouldn’t freak out thinking that that Dream broke out of prison the instant they saw him–  as well as be much more horrified by DreamXD while George was only ever just disturbed. /rp

[friccahacked]

DreamXD master post oh yeah

[grimaya]

“-light of the world, hold me.”

[defective-aribot]

Revamped my manhunt designs 👍

[thedrawingjay]

“Because I say so little you think I don’t feel. I care a lot.”

dark academia dnf bc its superior 

[poyopaan]

Hey, it's me again. I've been kinda trapped in my room for a month, could you draw something fluffy and cuddly?

Dream fast asleep while Sapnap tortures George with kissies

[dazenightmare]

I really just want to make a grocery store AU but all I have worked out is:

George as security cam boy that sleeps and only seems to wake up when something interesting is happening

SBI taking over the deli section, with Techno handling the meats, Phil making the food, Tommy serving people at the counter, and Wilbur who does literally nothing but just vibe and talk and nobody knows how he’s managed to keep his job

Tubbo as the roller-blade help boy who has a headset and roller skates, and does whatever task needs to be done (mainly restocking shelves). He is summoned if his name is even uttered into the walkie-talkie system

Sapnap as security near the doors who flirts with timid cashier Karl and goofball janitor Quackity, and somehow gets in a relationship with them both

Dream as the manager who’s always doing paperwork in his office, but always knows exactly what is happening in his store and takes over the store’s intercoms if need be

Eret as the receptionist at the help desk who every customer loves

Niki as head baker with the help of Ranboo and sometimes Fundy (god help them when Fundy’s in the kitchen)

Fundy and Awesamdude as the dudes in the back of the store who’s always unloading the trucks and keeping everything organized in only a way they and Tubbo can understand. Trust them, Dream and Techno tried.

Purpled as a cashier who if is encountered with something without a tag, will just silently put it in the bag depending on what it is

And Schlatt as the drunkard who buys drinks from the store and is always entertaining when he comes in

And the only scenarios in this AU I’ve worked out so far is:

1. If aggravated at someone(s) who works on staff, Tubbo will just say into the talkie system they have five minutes. When that five minutes is up, Dream goes onto the intercoms and says “Attention all customers and staff, be cautious, as rollerblade-boy Tubbo is now hunting (insert name) for sport around the store. Stay clear if you hear shouting or screaming, and cover minor’s ears in case profanities are used. I repeat, Tubbo is hunting (insert name) for sport. Teens, I suggest you get your cameras out.”

And sometimes, about ten seconds later, he comes back on with, “ATTENTION STAFF MEMBERS, TUBBO HAS THE CELERY STICK, I REPEAT, TUBBO HAS THE CELERY STICK! IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY, DO NOT HELP (insert name) IN ANY WAY!” And all staff members are just filled with fear, because only they know how painful it is to get smacked by Tubbo with The Celery Stick

2. The first time Schlatt stumbled into the store, he was high off his ass, and just looked at Quackity and Tubbo who were talking nearby and decided mine, proceeding to pick them up like sacks of potatoes and running towards the doors like a madman while the two teens screamed. This event continued as such: Schlatt being chased around the store at first by only Sapnap, but gains more chasers the more departments they stop by. This ends with him being chased by Sapnap and Karl (for their boyfriend), SBI (for their adopted brother), and Sam (for his unofficial son). It only ends when Purpled drops down from the fucking ceiling to crash Schlatt into the ground yelling “BEDWARS!!”

3. Sometimes, an absolute Karen will just be yelling at a bored looking Purpled for how “disrespectful” he was being, demanding to speak to the manager. He tells them he should be here in five minutes, but then the Karen goes “you haven’t even contacted them! Contact them right now!” After this, Purpled just smiles bitterly at them before going on to the intercom, saying in the perfect customer’s service voice, and I quote, “Attention all shoppers, there is a Karen on Aisle Five. Please stay clear if you see an angry tall man in a green hoodie walking to said aisle. Don’t want anyone unsuspecting to die. Again, if you see an angry tall man in a green hoodie walking towards Aisle Five, stay out of his path. Fellow teens, I suggest you get your cameras out.”

The Karens never come back to the store after listening to an angry Dream teach them common manners while a handful of youth were recording the interaction from a safe distance

4. “Bakery. Cashiers. Deli department. Management. My older sibling used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when Tubbo kept balance between the bakery staff, cashiers, deli department, and management staff. But that all changed when Tommy of the deli department attacked. Only Tubbo mastered all four departments. Only he could stop the ruthless staff of the deli department. But when the store needed him most, he called in sick. A hundred hours have passed and the deli department is nearing victory in the Helper War. Two minutes ago, my sister and her friend journeyed to the cash registers to help fight against the deli department, leaving me and me alone to look after the bakery. Some people believe that Tubbo may not return within the next week, and that chaos will reign until then. But I haven’t lost hope. I still believe that somehow, Tubbo will return to save the store.” -Ranboo, during the Helper War

5. For months Quackity held a grudge against George because he somehow got locked in the supplies closet and the only person that would notice was, you guessed it, the person manning the cameras. But of course, THAT MOTHERFUCKER STAYED ASLEEP, LEAVING QUACKITY STUCK IN THE GODDAMN CLOSET FOR NEARLY FIVE HOURS BEFORE ERET FOUND HIM BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A BROOM

6. One day, nobody noticed that Wilbur wasn’t in the deli department until the intercom clicked on, followed immediately by, “Hello shoppers and staff! Welcome to another episode of Why Haven’t I Been Fired Yet? I’m your host, Wilbur Soot of the deli department. Today, we’re going to fill the manager’s office with as much glitter as possible before he gets back from the local Taco Bell, when I will be inevitability killed. Teens, I suggest you get your cameras out, because today will be a fun episode.”

[tofiiwrites]

Anyway I’ve been thinking about Knight Dream/Prince Sapnap (Pt. 1?)

Consider:

Dream would spend his time learning Sapnap’s mannerisms and tells in order to know how to best handle certain situations based on how the Prince feels

There’d be so much pining. When their friendship became strongest, Sapnap would probably start testing the waters to see how far he could take his jokes, if he could fluster the knight.

He’d probably end up flustered right back though. It’s more of an advantage of timing since neither of them can keep their composure when complimented.

Dream is used to crude humor from his time among the older knights, it becoming a habit that he brings into his work despite it being looked down upon.

The prince doesn’t mind though. It’s not often he gets to be immature around someone his age since most of his time is dedicated to impressing people who only talk to him because they want something.

Dream would be the first to know when to step in in case the Prince was overwhelmed, though there are some cases he’d be in no position to step in and would settle for consoling his friend on their own time.

That consolation involves Dream subtly encouraging the prince to rant about whomever it was, whether they had annoyed him or insulted him or just embarrased him.

It’s not like he doesn’t care about what other nobles think either, in fact Sapnap frequently lets any sort of criticism get to him.

He’s easily frustrated, but being around Dream calms him down. He doesn’t feel like he has much to prove.

He blames that on the fact that Dream is just a hair below him socially, but he almost hopes that it means they’re friends.

They’re friends in every way but by label, and as close as they are, Sapnap often wonders if Dream is kind to him out of heart or just habit.

Sapnap gets easily overwhelmed by his responsibilities, and Dream encourages him to take time to himself as often as possible. Dream finds new places to take the Prince whenever he’s off duty, searching the extensive castle grounds that span beyond the gardens and finding paths to little clearings or picturesque creeks in the woods that he knows the Prince will appreciate.

They walk in comfortable silence when the Prince does have time off, trusting his knight to lead him wherever. And most of the time the prince does appreciate the places he finds himself.

Sometimes they’ll bring food for a light picnic, the knight remembering each of Sapnap’s favorites (he really pays attention after all)

This makes the prince feel special but he never tells the knight that he notices. It’s just what friends do, after all.

And it’s times like that where the prince realizes that he doesn’t know much about his knight at all. They’ve spent almost every day together for years but he hadn’t bothered to pick apart Dream the way Dream has done for him.

He’s not the best at reading people anyway, and he’s afraid of getting the details wrong.

I’ll add to this later on maybe (*´ー｀*)

[damianito]

The Green hoodie

⁽ᴬʳᵗ ᵗʳᵃᵈᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᴰᴿᴱ⁴ᴹˢᵂᴿᴸᴰ ᵒⁿ ᵀʷᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ⁾ ⁽ᴴᵉ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵈᶦᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ⁾

[mcytheadcanons]

🥺👉🏼👈🏼 wholesome dreamnap?? (Dream and Sapnap) also I love your account!! I literally thought you had like 1000 followers so you saying you only had 200 was CRAZY

Thank you sommucch aaaasjxkabfd

Its funnt that you say that because as im writing this i now have 800 followers, and im so sorry this took so long.

Wholesome Dreamnap

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• Dream and Sapnap have that Childhood friend to lovers dynamic. Such a sweet and caring thing for both of them.

• Dream absolutely loves and adores when Sapnap gets flustered at the smallest comment and will tease him about it for ages.

• Sapnap always denys everything Dream says, hes been more of a rebel. Never lets Dream get what he wants until Dream is tackling him to the ground with kissies

• Sapnap is such a softie. He tends to ask a bit childish, and is always craving attention from Dream.

• Lucky for Dream, he loves cuddling. It became a regular thing for them after a while. Sapnap is very touchy with Dream (not in that way you weirdo) and Dream usually puts a lot of attention on him.

• Dream always lets Sapnap steal his hoodies and he wears them all the time around the house while Dream just sit backs and admires how adorable his lover is.

• Their love language is very centered around hugging and touch. They really do love each other dearly, and they value time they spend together a lot.

• Dream and Sapnap play around a lot. When baking cookies, Sapnap is the type of guy to smear frosting or dough on Dream.

• Before dating, Dream was always very flirtatious with Sapnap all the time, but Sapnap always thought it was a friend thing. Which it was, but it escalated farther.

• Sapnap and Dream would be eating icecream and Dream would wipe off some of it from the corner of his lip and say "You had something right there" before making eye contact with Sapnap and just realizing how hard he fell for him.

• The first couple of weeks of dating were very awkward, but in a cute way.

• Dream struggled to even hold his hand and would have to ask permission to hold his hand nervously, and Dream would be so embarrsed until he got more comfortable with the relationship and ended up being the one teasing Sapnap all the time.

• Sapnap always tried to show off he was tough, but in reality, he is so shy all the time around Dream. He would always just stare at him and Dream would catch him staring, so he would try to act natural as if he wasnt clearly looking at him.

• Even after geting comfortable in the relationship, he still is such a softie and wont go anywhere without his 'kissies' from Dream. Truly adorable honestly.

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I am SO SORRY this took so long, i apologize dearly and I hope this wasnt too short at all and I hope i captured the image well for you.

[passeriine]

middle school au pog?

^^ added this bc its funny as hell

[wormweeb-deactivated]

Consider: dreamnap but wearing these shirts

[yourlazykitkat]

pspspspspsps more headcanons pls I love you - Moomoo 💛

Oh frick I’ve never done this before. I love you too 💙

Dream is secretly FourWings on ao3.

George isn’t one for PDA, he isn’t particularly fond of it but after a lot of nagging, he gives in and tells dreamnap that they can hold his hands whenever. Dreamnap takes this very literally and never let go of his hands when they go out. Dream is very gentle, rubbing circles in the palm of his hand when he’s bored, tracing all the lines and watches their fingers lace around each other. Sapnap on the other hand likes to squeeze George’s hand whenever they’re somewhere crowded and likes to pinch the other’s fingers when he wants attention. George will never admit, but he really likes it when they hold his hand but it does get annoying when they’re go out and he can’t do anything because both his hands are occupied.

This isn’t my headcannon (bunnyuu/4amsprite- they wrote the unofficial catboy george fic), but instead of saying ‘i love you’ out loud, they do the three taps (which is such a cute way of saying I love you). Whenever they’re in some cuddlepile, Dream will feel George tap the temple of his head three times while he plays with the blond’s hair or sapnap will kiss him good morning three times.

George. Is. The. Only. One. Who. Can. Cook. He has dreamnap banned from the kitchen and you don’t have enough fingers to count the amount of times he has said I love you to Dream’s kitchen. Dreamnap is very jealous and plan their murderous revenge against the marble counter whenever George is out of sight.

Dream has gone on multiple jewellery websites for wedding rings but always forgets to delete his history. Georgenap are very aware of this.

Dreamnap cling to george during scary movies and even though he hates horror, George doesn’t mind because he spends most his time watching the other two.

Even though Sapnap hates any vegetables on his pizza, he always orders it with broccoli because at least Dream will like it.

Sapnap gets what he wants. He is the neediest (though Dream could disagree) and whenever he needs help for some code, Dream is on it. If he wants hugs from George, he gets his hugs because George, for all he’s a petty bish on stream, can not say no to Sapnap. 

When they first moved in, Sapnap stole Dream’s credit card to order a custom door mat that says: the socks are off. They keep it there but throw it out the moment Dream’s mum comes to vist.

Sapnap buys them flowers. I’ve written the fic and i do not regret-

Whenever Dream has a long stream he goes up to Sapnap who automatically opens his arms and lets the taller man just collapse into him. Dream falls asleep to Sapnap humming whatever song is playing on their joint playlist and the soft circles rubbed in the side of his stomach. Sapnap falls asleep at one point and George walks in to drape a blanket over his idiots. He takes pictures and sends them to Karl who sends them to bad who sends them to skeppy and- let’s just say all the mcyters know that the socks are off.

[thesonofallthingsunnecessary]

holding

[goldstarsforall]

Dream SMP Charity Shop AU

I’ve written this out twice now but goddamit Tumblr am I right, Anyway I volunteer at a large charity shop and the vibes are chaotic. So what would the Dream Smp do there.

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[barelyanartist666]

Sleepy bois!!