T'is Me, The Saltiest Of Seas

_| Heba | 26 | she/her | _ Hey I'm Heba and I like video games, anime, BTS, and laughing at pointless things.

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[natsumipocket]

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[skincareroutine]

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[hazeleafyy]

always with you 💧

[ageofimprisonmentcountup]

822 Days since Tears of the Kingdom Released.

[scifiromancemachine]

I like how in Mario Sunshine Mario gets arrested despite having an alibi corroborated by upwards of six different people (his being on a fucking plane/out of the country for nearly every crime he was being tried for), tried but not permitted a defense lawyer or any testimony to be given in his favor, and convicted based solely on crude eye witness testimony which didn’t even match his description (the illustration is literally blue, just like the actual Shadow Mario).  Then within minutes of his sentencing, the actual perpetrator strikes again in broad daylight in front of even more witnesses, and attempts to kidnap someone, only to be stopped by Mario, but Mario is nonetheless still held responsible and held to the task of carrying out his sentence?

Isle Delfino is canonically a police state

[ectalexi-deactivated20251208]

She was everything ❤️

[toastbutteregg]

[abandoned-as-mustard]

All the people in the notes saying 'that's too busy'... maybe this post just wasn't aimed at you.

[breelandwalker]

"That's Too Busy." So sorry you were raised on Landlord White with occasional forays into Shades Of Beige and can't handle patterns or saturation in your colors.

[pichichustudios]

Princess of Tears ✨💚

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[socialmaya]

[artmelxna]

nights alone

[alphacrone]

idk if any young person needs to hear this but when you work at a job you absolutely can google anything you don’t know or ask someone for help. school has you conditioned to think you have to have everything memorized all the time but let me tell you. I am dumb as shit and I am great at my job because it’s not a test, it’s just work. the more resources you utilize the better.

[alphacrone]

I’m serious about this, I got out of school and thought life would be like a test where I had to have everything memorized and be smart all the time and then I got into the work force and was like. Oh everyone is stupid and google exists ok cool

[transmalewife]

i'm genuinely curious after seeing a post about it so

were you an accident?

yes, I know for certain I was an accident

I'm pretty sure i was an accident

No, I know for certain I was a planned pregnancy

No, I'm pretty sure I was planned

I have no idea

My parents say I was planned, but I don't buy it

other (share in the tags!)

Voting ended onMay 13, 2023

[transmalewife]

I'm really glad I included the different degrees of certainty because there's something really interesting going on with the results which has remained pretty steady since I posted this, though there's obviously not enough votes to draw any sweeping conclusions yet

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[official-mugi-two]

Rare American W

[beesmygod]

americans, i truly believe we can get 100%

[pheygele]