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❤ H a p p y 3 5 th B i r t h d a y J o h n H e f f e r n a n ❤
Happy Birthday, my favourite cinnamon roll! <3
Whenever I thought of Anton Yelchin, this was the image that came to mind first. He was such a gentle and sweet soul.
Rest in peace Anton, we’ll never forget you. ;__;
DEAR YOUNG BRITISH PEOPLE
The EU referendum is on the 23rd JUNE and here’s some scary stats the BBC decided to throw at me this morning:
“just over a third of 18- to 24-year-olds intend to or are certain to vote, compared with well over two thirds of the over-75s” mix that with “those under the age of 35 are roughly twice as likely to vote to stay in as those over the age of 55″
DO YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADING? No? Then let me spell it out for you, Hamilton style:
We are outgunned Outmanned Outnumbered Outplanned
We are gonna get ourselves kicked out of the EU if you don’t get your arse down to the polling station and VOTE for us to stay on the 23rd June.
So, here I am, doing my best to convince you to VOTE STAY.
WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?
I get it. You’re apathetic. Politics is boring/corrupt/pointless, all the parties are the same, we’re screwed anyway etc etc. I FEEL YOU. Mate, do I feel you. But THIS referendum has NOTHING to do with political parties or alliances, even the muppets running this country are split. THIS is about the SINGLE QUESTION of if you want us to stay, or want us to leave.
And if you don’t vote for us to stay, then the older generation will most likely vote for us to leave.
SO WHY ARE WE HAVING A REFERENDUM?
The EU has been going pretty great considering it was all one giant experiment, and it’s been swimming along mostly A-OK for years, but then… the Tories got desperate. Last election, they promised a referendum to get some of the right-wing *cough*UKIP*cough* votes, so now, here we are, having a vote about the EU even though, WE HAVE NO FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EU.
BUT WHAT HAS THE EU EVER DONE FOR US?
Being a member of the EU means you can hop across borders as you please: you can study abroad, live abroad, and go on holiday abroad within the EU with much less hassle than if we were outside it.
But they are also responsible for a bunch of welfare laws that we take for granted:
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
But seriously here’s some other things that you might not have realised were thanks to the EU:
At the minute it’s a great symbiotic system where we have plenty of freedom but also, plenty of support.
SO WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA BREXIT?
Because it sounds like a breakfast cereal and I’m guessing they’re hungry af. Admittedly, we have to pay a fee to be in the EU (but relatively, this is minimal) and it can also mean more “red tape”. But as far as I can tell these are all just very polite ways to say that the EU just have too much gosh darn ~power~ over us. URGH. First of all, this is not the British Empire, we’re allowed to have allies, and it’s a good thing that we have other nations keeping us in check. (And with the Tories destroying the country, you might find yourself hoping that the EU did have more power to keep us in check). Secondly, we’re already a special snowflake in the EU, and they grant us PLENTY of leeway, so it’s not as if they’ve got us by the tighty whiteys.
The Leave campaign are scapegoating refugees as to why we need to leave the EU which would be hilarious if I didn’t live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by white middle-class racist UKIP voters that are goddamn licking it up. (Cornwall. Don’t even.) They are using the recent “migrant crisis” to emphasise that as soon as someone becomes an EU member they can live anywhere in the EU, as in, all the EU countries that are nicer than we are and actually let people fleeing from their wartorn country stay, can therefore decide to move to the UK. But, yo, leaving the EU won’t stop immigration. And even more hilariously, our borders are actually more likely to be weaker if we leave the EU than stronger.
Putting aside the fact that apparently millions of people in our nation don’t give a fuck about refugees that are in part OUR GODDAMN FAULT and certainly if you’re a human being OUR GODDAMN CONCERN, the Leave campaign are apparently forgetting about OUR IMMIGRANTS.
As in:
2.2m British nationals that, if we leave the EU, are suddenly dumped into muddy water. Oh yeah, Leave campaign, I really see you caring about them.
I’ve honestly never seen such hypocrisy in my life.
OH, AND IT’S ECONOMIC SUICIDE
The Leave campaign cannot produce a single independent study to show that economically we’d be better off leaving the EU.
jk it’s because we’re NOT.
Our economy is now so tied to the EU that it would be a fucking MESS if we left. It’s 57% of our trade. It’s 1 in 10 of our jobs. It could take us a decade just to untangle ourselves. And, lord knows, we’d never win Eurovision again.
TO SUMMARISE
On JUNE 23RD please vote to REMAIN IN THE EU. If you do nothing, it’s likely we’re gonna be outvoted by hypocritical racist UKIP-wankers and get our country in an even worse financial state.
The reason I am here BEGGING my 12 followers and 200 spambots to VOTE TO STAY is because the last time there was a referendum, I was a naive little undergrad, and I thought “this option is so obviously better, everyone’s going to vote for it” and HAHAHAHAHA DID THAT NOT HAPPEN. You may think you don’t need to vote, but YOU DO.
Governments are only as smart as the people informing them.
We need to give our idiotic government as close to an actual representation of our country’s opinion. That means we need to get our turnout percentage up to AT LEAST two-thirds like the over 75s so that the result of the referendum is an actual reflection of opinion.
That doesn’t happen if you don’t vote.
So please, check you are registered to vote RIGHT NOW. And on June 23rd, VOTE TO STAY.
PLEASE READ THIS. PLEASE REBLOG THIS. PLEASE VOTE.
This is the BIGGEST MOST IMPORTANT thing that this country has voted for since before we were born and will likely shape us as a country for many years to come. I’m proudly going to be voting to stay but whatever you want for us PLEASE PLEASE VOTE!!!!!
Boosting because we’re not the only ones going through madd elections that matter…
Please, please, please. I don’t want to get political on here, I do it all over facebook and annoy people who disagree with me, but PLEASE go and vote on Thursday. PLEASE vote remain. I am scared of the alternative.
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Bellowhead (n.) - an eleven piece band of instrumentalists and instrument owners. 2004 - 2016
Here we are at the end of the road! Tonight Bellowhead will play their final live show and come tomorrow morning, the band will be no more. But weep not - they’ve had an incredible twelve years together and it’s been an honour to bear witness to ten of those years. In my time with Bellowhead, I’ve seen them close the Oxford Folk Festival at the town hall, celebrate their tenth birthday at the Royal Albert Hall, celebrated the new year with them at the South Bank Centre and sung rowdy tunes with them over a pint in Glasgow. They are an incredible band and I’m going to miss them, but they’ve given me some of my very best memories.
Thanks for everything Bellowhead!
I just found this saved on my ipad and thought some of you might find it interesting if you haven't seen it before :) (Sorry about the huge block of text, I struggle to format anything on here!) The Times, 1st March 2008 Very few succeed, but John Heffernan is one who might. As he takes his biggest role, our correspondent sees him conquer his nerves. Rehearsal room four at the National Theatre is a windowless box about the size of a squash court with stark strip lights and bare grey walls. In the middle of it is a Formica-topped table and beside that sits Wendy Spon, the head of casting, who spends days of her life in here and loathes the “grim, claustrophobic, Eastern bloc feel of the place”. Behind the table, motionless, is Nicholas Hytner, fêted supremo of the National and a director on a 20-year winning streak that runs from Miss Saigon via The Madness of George III to The History Boys and beyond . Facing them on a December afternoon last year was a terrified young actor whose only previous professional experience at the National was as an usher. If only John Heffernan knew: the part was his already. This is the story of an everyday theatrical success, the tale of a promising young actor on the verge of his big break. For the past three months The Times has followed Heffernan, 26, from Billericay in Essex, as he prepares for his first opening night at the National next Tuesday. He is playing Stephen Undershaft, a strong supporting part in George Bernard Shaw’s Major Barbara, directed by Hytner and starring Simon Russell Beale and Clare Higgins, two of his heroes. All actors feel a degree of fear but Heffernan was almost paralysed by it. Every new stage is fraught with worry: the first rehearsal, acting with his idols, the prospect of the critics. Nothing, however, has been as bad as the audition. “In my head the room was like an interrogation cell – tiny, tiny, really minute,” he says. “I was trying not to think, ‘There’s Nick Hytner, the most important man in British theatre’. “But I was ultra-aware of him looking at me like a chess player or a hawk sizing me up. He was friendly but quite still and had one hand up to his mouth, waiting to be impressed. I was thinking, ‘He’s a very busy man who has figured immediately that I’m the wrong person for the role and now he’s trying, politely, to get rid of me’.” Small talk about King Lear intended to relax the young actor had the opposite effect. “I talked about playing Oswald, a minor part in Trevor Nunn’s production with Ian McKellen. Nick Hytner talked about directing a very famous version with John Wood and Ralph Fiennes for the RSC when I was 9.” The whole agonising process lasted less than 15 minutes. Only a tiny minority of young actors are anointed as stars from the start. Kenneth Branagh walked straight into a lead role in the West End with Another Countryafter graduating from RADA in 1982. Orlando Bloom was cast as Legolas in The Lord of the Rings trilogy two days after leaving the Guildhall School of Music & Drama. For the majority of their peers, however, drama school is followed by years of “spear carrying” and bit parts until a combination of luck, talent and character resolves their destiny one way or the other. The odds against making it are formidable. Equity, the actors’ union, estimates that about 9,000 students graduate from accredited drama and performing arts courses each year, with a similar number taking short-term or nonaccredited courses. The National’s casting team see several thousand performances by young actors every year but only a few dozen are cast. Away from the stifling atmosphere of the audition room Heffernan comes across far better: thoughtful but funny, his self-doubt expressed as a quick, self-deprecating wit rather than chronic anxiety. The moustache he has grown for the role lends his lean face a touch of Battle of Britain dash, even if his girlfriend thinks it makes him look “like a cross between Leslie Phillips and Adolf Hitler”. His career amounts to small parts in five RSC productions and one television appearance, playing a tramp who is set on fire in Holby Blue. He made the final two for a Barclays advert but missed out. Hytner too is much warmer: a gossipy, charismatic impresario spring-loaded with mischievous energy and restless curiosity. In rehearsal he makes his cast laugh with an anecdote about a meeting with the Queen (“Oh, are you the George III fellow?”) and compares Heffernan’s character to pompous Cambridge undergraduates he knew who, “even in their twenties, already acted like old Tories addressing the House of Lords”. He is highly amused by Heffernan’s tortured recollection of their first meeting. As he remembers it: “John came in and quite simply he got it. He hit it right down the middle. It’s often a good sign if an audition is short. You sometimes know as soon as they start to read and sometimes it’s after the second reading when they have an idea of what you think makes the part tick. If it’s just right, there’s no point in keeping the actor hanging around.” Spon says that Hytner makes up his mind very quickly about actors, not just because his time is precious but also “because he wants to move on to working with them”. She had met Heffernan twice before putting him in front of her boss. “I liked John immediately and thought he was bright and that he would be able to do Shaw,” she says. “You need to be able to think in long sentences because of the way he uses language. It presents a particular challenge to young actors who don’t do a lot of this kind of thing any more. I also thought he could do posh, which is not very fashionable now. People who are class versatile are few and far between.” Heffernan decided to become an actor at Bristol University and studied at Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art in London, where he was instructed to forget about becoming a classical actor. “I was told there’s only really the RSC and the Globe so get that out of your head now.” While he was at drama school he worked as an usher in the National for £4.50 an hour. Now a weekly wage of £390 (minus agents’ fees) is stretched over the intense rehearsal schedules of the final weeks. Backstage three weeks ago, and like every National production, Major Barbara was taking shape on site. The scuffed lino floors and brightly painted corridors feel like a hospital, albeit with photographs of actors all over the walls. In one workshop, props staff sitting in front of giant unfinished back-drops are churning out bombs made from cardboard tubes and vacuum-formed plastic. Next door the cast are working without scripts for the first time. Rehearsal Room One is a bright, airy space the size of a school gymnasium with the dimensions of the Olivier stage marked out in tape on the floor. There is a piano in one corner that Russell Beale likes to play at lunchtime. A long table off to one side is covered with research notes, including stapled print-offs from Wikipedia on the Salvation Army and Chartism, the 19th-century radical movement. In the middle of the room an overstuffed sofa, a writing table and a potted fern are arranged to suggest an Edwardian library. Hytner sits in front of this improvised set, flanked by his team of stage managers, who note down everything he says. He interrupts the actors constantly, leaning forward and jabbing the air with his pencil or stretching back to act out a new idea. Heffernan has two big scenes in the play. One is with Clare Higgins, the triple Olivier award-winning actress, who plays his imperious, aristocratic mother. Characteristically, he was almost swamped by fear when he met her at the first rehearsal, although not as badly as at a recent read-through for a film when, seeing Branagh, Bill Nighy and Jason Isaacs already there, he locked himself in the lavatory for 20 minutes to avoid being introduced. His other big moment is with Russell Beale. They had met once before, in 2002, when Heffernan “had a two-minute scary fan conversation with him when he was Uncle Vanya at the Donmar”. For the first month he could only think of them “as their characters”. Russell Beale sympathises. He is regularly touted as the greatest stage actor of his generation but still finds the first day of rehearsals a trial. “It’s nerve-racking, as is the first preview and the first time you walk out of the rehearsal room on to the Olivier stage. Every single time, you have to start again.” With opening night coming sharply into focus, Heffernan can see the end of the tunnel now. He has his own dressing room for the first time, with a single bed, a desk, a rat trap and a radio that can be tuned to the Olivier theatre, the Lyttelton theatre, the Cottesloe theatre or Capital FM. At last he feels part of the group and is secretly delighted that Hytner and Russell Beale have started to tease him in front of the rest of the cast. (When he wore reading glasses at the last run through, Hytner said: “A new prop at this stage? That’s really quite daring for someone doing their first play at the National.”) He has also been cast in another National play – The Revenger’s Tragedy – which sets him dreaming about the future. Typically, his most fanciful ambition is not to play Lear or Hamlet but Richard II, the gentle, inadequate king who is overthrown by a more charismatic rival. “But my real hope is just to stay in work. If not it could be back to ushering, though it is a little awkward selling ice-creams to people you were rehearsing with a few weeks ago.” Treading the boards Major Barbara works tirelessly for the poor at a Salvation Army shelter until a large but morally dubious donation is welcomed from her estranged father, a millionaire weapons manufacturer. But when she visits the factory, the well-fed workers in their thriving model town make a devastating case for arms trade profits and a whole new set of ideals. The play is part of the Travelex £10 tickets season and opens on Tuesday at the National Theatre.
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John Heffernan the loveable goofball → for @thestarstone (happiest of birthdays to you!)
DUDES I’m sorry to hijack a birthday gift (happy birthday!) but TONE IT DOWN A NOTCH WITH THE HEFFERS I’m trying to read about abject bodies here and his body is so non-abject it distracts me.
ALL THE HEFFERS NOTCHES! TONE THEM UUUUUUUP! xD
A very brilliant writer once said (could it have been me?) “Life is for the living.” Well that is all it is for, and living DOES NOT consist of staring in at other people’s windows and waiting for crumbs to be thrown to you.
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@johnjheffernan: Great weekend with the brilliant @DavidHarewood at Othello's old manor in Cyprus for @The_Globe #greeneyedmonsters
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IS HE IAGO? CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE?