love is war (with a p*nis)

you can follow if you want but this is just for stuff i dont want my followers to see (you know, gore, nsfw, certain pairings, that whole shebang) you have to be 18+ to follow cause duh, check blog info for things i reblog before following

[imperfectkreis]

2017 is off to a great start. I just got sent this on AO3. This is my fucking fic. I’ve reached peak Internet. There is no where to go from here.

[imperfectkreis]

Before somehow this gets flagged as adult content. Happy (almost) two year anniversary of Eastern European mom reading my shoddy final fantasy blowjob scene in line at Disney Land.

[ups-my-hand-slipped]

[akitsu-47]

[Alpha!Bro/Jake] - NSFW

Uh… I saw this prompt and my mind reeled and I started producing doodles. Since the anon wanted fic, and since it’s not exactly what they asked, I’m not sure if I should post it as a fill? Either way tho; somebody write it please?! XD

[NSFW - 6 more panels below]

Keep reading

[risingfanartist]

@zenithalcombatant

[truntechgodhead]

the porn filter only detects HUMAN skin tones you know what that means

[truntechgodhead]

homestuck is legal

[thiost]

trolls have grey skin

no nipples no problem!

they dont have human genitalia cant get banned for a tentacle

homestuck porn legal

[adiduck]

Our time has come, homestucks. Flood this hellsite with weirdass homestuck porn. Let it die as it lived: filled with horse dong and tentacles.

[themockingcrows]

wanted to draw Dirk being a fancy pinup bitch with some pearls, made a few variants for ya’ll to enjoy. c:

[misanji]

Ironic dildo from strider.

Especially for you with a zero discount!

[drisnsfw]

Anonymous said to drisnsfw: DirkJake bondage??? idk if that appeals at all. if not just regular old dirkjake maybe

Happy valentine’s everyone! <3

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

Person A: I am not obsessed with your ass.

Person B: You have an entire album with over 2,000 pictures dedicated to it called “Proof that God exists.”

[spicysari]

when u get paid by ur favorite person to draw smut of ur otp  😍

[dingdongyouarewrong]

chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to??? 

that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever

[tendencytowardembonpoint]

[negativeonetwelfth]

[merupuri]

[themockingcrows]

also please appreciate this layer of Bro Only, because I’m p fuckin’ pleased with the torso that wound up hidden in the other pic, lookit that tiddy.

[ups-my-hand-slipped]

Think of this, Avatar Jake tries to connect his braid to Dirk's hair before they fuck but like, Jake is trying to find Dirk's braid spine thingy and it like, turns Dirk on a lot. lol sorry just something I can see it funny.

[nucleargers]

COMMISSIONS OPEN AGAIN

What up, everybody, commissions are open again just like the title says! :D

~ 3 SLOTS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE ~

Commission Info

Email: [email protected]

https://www.ko-fi.com/nucleargers

PLEASE NOTE: I would prefer to send an invoice before payment is made, so please don’t pay until you have received an invoice from me. Thank you!

Also, I ask that you please do NOT rush me or frequently pester me about your commission. It will get done, I promise, just please, please, no rushing, especially if you know you are in a queue.

LINE ART

- $35 for a single character line art

- $40-$45 for single character line art and simple background

- $50-$55 for single character line art and detailed background

(NOTE: an extra $10-$15 per added character)

PAINTING, COLOR

- $45 for single character, base color/flat (NOTE: $15-$20 per added character)

- $50-$65 for single character with a more detailed (shading, painted, etc.) color job (NOTE: $20-$25 per added character)

- $70-$80 for character and simple background (NOTE: $20-$25 per added character)

- $90-$100 for character and detailed background (NOTE: $25-$30 per added character)

BUSTS

- $20 for a bust line art

- $30 for base color/flat bust

- $45-$50 for detailed (shading, painted, etc.) color bust

CHIBIS

Line Art

- $10 ($5 per added character)

Color

- $15 ($7 per added character)

If you would like to see an example of any the above options, just ask and I’ll show you one or several. :>

(Please remember that additional charges may be added for extras (props, characters, greater amount of details, etc. If you have any questions, or if something isn’t clear, please don’t hesitate to ask for more information!)

I will not draw: Anything illegal with kids. Please do not even ask. I am also not comfortable drawing real-life people or celebrities as themselves (face claims and acting roles are A-OK, though!); one-too-many unnerving revenge porn and creepy wish-fulfillment commissions really put you off those.

I will draw: Pretty much everything else.