Al's Toy Barn

IG: Alan_Medrano Specializing in uniquely specific analogies since 1990. That makes me vintage right? NYC via FLA If my blog offends you then I'm a success

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via JordanKAdams97)

[setheverman]

what’s the mood… for april?

[lesbianakaashi]

[ruinedchildhood]

It gets worse the longer you look (via DrIvoRobotnik)

[buffylives]

#same

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

dipshit can’t piss himself in public

[saying]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alonewithfriends)

[the-real-eye-to-see]

There is nothing this man can’t do!

[sashayed]

Did u guys know that Terry Crews – who grew up in Flint, Mich., and earned an arts scholarship to Interlochen before his full ride as a college football player  – just launched a contemporary furniture line?

Terry loves clean silhouettes and trying new stuff.

[rosalindrobertson]

If I can shake four grand out of the couch I’m getting that Lilypad Chair.

[beautifulgiants]

http://www.latimes.com/home/la-hm-terry-crews-furniture-20170603-story.html

[sexemulators]

[twitterlols]

[brinty]

[shencomix]

For Sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

[xcyst]

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

[profcaband]

That’s a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism

[fiightingdreamers]

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

[astrodickology]

This thread is making me wet

[weirdlight]

[tanookitoes]

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

[tchaikovsgay]

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

[existinmyhead]

[ruinedchildhood]