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Raika | INTJ | ♍ | ❭❭ Side/Humor Blog Currently in: LifeAfterCollegeHell A meme blog to collect all the funny things trashing through tumblr. Also: Good mood blog for tough days. //Main Blog - Art Blog//

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[chuckdrawsthings]

there's a sale on at her favourite farmer's market stall

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[weissfire]

finally, applied mathematics

[unmistrusting]

[everythingfox]

Sound on

[everythingfox]

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

(via)

[wizardsisananimal]

[huffylemon]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when u stand w ur hands Like That

rebolg if u agree

[catchymemes]

How vaccine works

[figmentforms-the-human]

Art💖

[iguanamouth]

hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs

dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera

[nayfin]

With your camera? How… how did you get the first shot, on the outside of the plane?

[iguanamouth]

no more questions

[dragongirlafro]

New Pokémon Snap (Nintendo Switch, 2021)

[saddest-cat-hours]

🅱️ E A N S

[ripe]

falconry_centre on twitter

[gluten-free-pussy]

He sounds like a toy

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[titties4harambe]

[charlesoberonn]

They're all war.

[island-delver-go]

Peace was never an option

[xenosaurus]

I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

[xenosaurus]

The big joke was that all these HUGE disasters cancelled each other out. A bunch of shit flooding kept the zombies contained. The super intelligent apes stopped global warming. The leather-clad motorcycle murder gangs intimidate the alien invaders.

[xenosaurus]

Everything sucks in like 8 overlapping ways but it’s just become the norm at this point. There’s a guy named Cannibal Jack that people trust to cook for them for some reason.

[xenosaurus]

The main character is a recluse with a shotgun who just wants to sit in her shack and give cynical advice to passing young people, but unfortunately, her younger brother and only surviving family member is a conman with his fingers in every stupid decision being made within a ten mile radius

[xenosaurus]

The brother’s name is Sal, which is short for SOMETHING but he changes his answer every time. He seems to think this qualifies as an alias, and bizarrely, it usually works. Notable ‘definitely Sal’s real name’ options include Salt, Salmon, Salamander, and Salad.

His sister’s name is Marian, occasionally called Misery Marian. It is a running joke that young characters think this is a reference to her bad attitude, but anyone who actually CALLS her that is clearly terrified of her for some unspecified reason.

[xenosaurus]

Sal’s got an on-again off-again business partner by the name of Kent Bardsley, who is just.... SO irresponsibly horny. Sal’s motivation is money, but Kent’s is sex. He keeps getting run out of town for sleeping with important people’s wives. He’s an idiot, but he’s not a conman like Sal, he just helps him with his schemes as an in to towns so he can visit his assortment of fuckbuddies.

The joke of Kent’s character is that the ‘apocalypse’ he’s part of is conservative scaremongering about sexual freedom destroying society. He gets a last name because while Sal calls him Kenny, Marian calls him ‘Bardsley’ with deep contempt.

[xenosaurus]

The fuck types of our characters so far:

Marian: fuck off

Sal: fuck you, pay me

Kent: fuck me

Cannibal Jack: what the fuck

[xenosaurus]

There’s an alien named Glipix who is investigating why the invasion failed and her analysis tends to boil down to ‘damn bitch you really live like this?’

Kent is really into her but his flirting goes right over her head. Marian’s the only one she respects anyways.

[xenosaurus]

Kent: Hey, you looking to get those eggs fertilized, beautiful?

Glipix: What pollinators are operating on this horrible planet? Did you see one? I need to speak with them if you did.

Kent: uh

[xenosaurus]

I have a mental image for a TV opening where it’s Marian at like.  12.  watching some apocalypse happen through a window and saying “The world ended when I was a girl...” in a really serious tone, and then it pans out to show like 6 other apocalypses happening and her voice turns sarcastic and she says “about thirty fucking times, actually.”

[xenosaurus]

Alright here’s more content for you guys:

—Marian is 46 and spent her 20s and early 30s as a mad max style motorcycle gang member. ‘Misery Marian’ was her moniker while she was LEADING one of these gangs.

—Sal and Kent are somehow unaware of this.

—Sal’s apocalypse is capitalism. Also Godzilla.

—I’m not kidding about that, Sal and Marian’s parents were killed by a giant dinosaur that still sometimes shows up to bother Sal.

[evilkitten3]

i’m in love with this

[teaboot]

Please for the love of god write this book so i can do fanfiction of the characters in already in love with

[antique-scarecrow]

op you’re a genius

[rightmemes-blog1]

[catholicboysdetention]

[cindersart]

character: adopts another person, or two, or ten  me, immediately falling in love: 

[petalpetal]

[musashi]

Meowth: Hey, what’s this?

Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.

Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?

Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?

James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Meowth: But how come?

Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?

[musashi]

this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way