The Human Dryer Sheet

Early 30's, polyamorous, panromantic, pansexual, Genderfluid teacher. They/them

[pangur-and-grim]

a recreation of how I slept last night (very refreshing!)

[pangur-and-grim]

that’s not a me problem

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[pangur-and-grim]

I was built to be an anxious dog with a tongue that stick out the side and a very patient owner who makes me wear those little booties when it rains, but instead I have a mortgage. jesus christ

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The communist party never really issued cards, when one refers to card carrying members of that party, they refer to Magic: The Gathering cards, a popular game among Lenin and his friends.

[despazito]

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[crowboy-bebop]

mysterious stick appears out of thin air............

(hellgate osprey livestream)

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

oh

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[achesspiece]

[achesspiece]

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[sexybritishllama]

becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one