a recreation of how I slept last night (very refreshing!)
that’s not a me problem
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we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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a recreation of how I slept last night (very refreshing!)
that’s not a me problem
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
Happy Pride
I was built to be an anxious dog with a tongue that stick out the side and a very patient owner who makes me wear those little booties when it rains, but instead I have a mortgage. jesus christ
The communist party never really issued cards, when one refers to card carrying members of that party, they refer to Magic: The Gathering cards, a popular game among Lenin and his friends.
Oi dont even joke lad
mysterious stick appears out of thin air............
(hellgate osprey livestream)
saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"
nature is healing
my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue
then what
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about
hash browns have powerful restorative properties
becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one