The Human Dryer Sheet

Early 30's, polyamorous, panromantic, pansexual, Genderfluid teacher. They/them

[crimsonflowerzz]

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

[crimsonflowerzz]

failed

[crimsonflowerzz]

oh so you’re fucking perfect

[cyprozombiegirl]

neopussy posting went from virtually nonexistent on this site four years ago to a new flourishing ecosystem of some of the most inventive smut + helpful advice i’ve ever seen anywhere on the internet. I love trans tumblr girls

[humandryersheet]

Hot take related to this because I wanna start fights: genital electrolysis is easier than facial electrolysis and if I knew earlier I would have started 3 years ago

[renstrapp]

This had to have happened at least once, right? Kale, Adeline, and Cor are characters in The Royal Equinox Rager, a project I'm working on with my friend Jessica Delphi :^)

Uncropped, clothes off here!

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[jade-sutures]

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[girlonradio]

[anditookthatpersonally]

@animals-with-fan-art

one of my favourite posts of all time 😌

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[aphroditessins]

is all weed slut weed or am i the problem

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[goth-queen]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tinyideastuff]

our neighbor died

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thebeanbagguy]