knisperknusper

50% hot 50% mess

[egberts]

song: *goes from one headphone to the other*

me:

[fredtougas]

Pushing it

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[an-alarming-amount-of-bees]

[rosecrystal]

astrology is real, witchcraft is real, magic is real, dreams whisper about the future sometimes, miracles happen and soulmates exist! and thats the tea!

[rosecrystal]

and the moon loves you and watches over you every night! run n tell that!

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?

[hoopyfrood]

im watching planet earth and theres this one small scene where the most round seal ever swims past and id just like to thank david attenborough for bringing us this good good orb seal

[hoopyfrood]

ok so i did some seal research tm and it turns out these are the baikal seals and they can only be found in the freshwater lake baikal. i love them

[aw1998monsters]

[zackisontumblr]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re never alone, your future self is watching you through memories

[themorningrarchive-deactivated2]

[grumpydex]

for any fashion choice a man makes, there’s a lesbian that has done is 200% better

[iu]

instagram mua: shows a perfectly normal makeup tool

me: bitch dont do it

instagram mua: frowns, waves finger and throws it away

me:

[p-arker]

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

[nightcoremoon]

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

[slitherpunk]

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

[unclefather]

*puts a picture of a kitten on my resume*

me: i hope that this can persuade you in my favor

me: *winks with both eyes*

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already