i'll be your breath of fresh heir

|Ind. Sel. HS/GF/FF John Egbert| /Written by Aria/

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

♪♫♪ Starter call!! Like this for a starter it’ll be either long or short depending on my mood. ♪♫♪

[ao-de-shizukana]

♦

Bill jumped a little when John entered the room, grumbling under his breath and rubbing his eyes in irritation. “I hate when I can’t hear you come in.”

[ao-de-shizukana]

Bill gave a soft huff and nodded, resting his head in his hands. “I’m fine. The whole being without emotions thing gets to you…” He sighed, grimacing. He felt disgustingly human right then.

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

     John was a little more concerned. Yes, he knew that this was probably feeling very unnatural to Bill. Yet it only made a pang of sorrow hit him in his stomach. He walked over to Bill, sitting down and folding his arms over his knees.

     ‘ Don’t suppose it’s anything you want to talk about, is it? ‘

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

i just barely got back here... and I see a lot of porn blogs are following me...

are they trying to tell me something?

[ao-de-shizukana]

♦

Bill jumped a little when John entered the room, grumbling under his breath and rubbing his eyes in irritation. “I hate when I can’t hear you come in.”

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

     John was more than a little worried when he heard Bill, more so when he knew it was crying. He had no idea what had happened to put the demon in such a state. However, that wasn’t going to stop him from trying to be as comforting and loving as possible. He approached Bill, jolting as soon as the other had jumped, not that it was his intention to scare him.

     ‘ I know you do... Are you... Are you okay, Bill? ‘

[rpfunstuff]

Fullmetal Alchemist Sentence Meme

”A lesson without pain is meaningless.”

”Don’t call me small! I’ll break off your feet and stick em on your head!”

”Don’t go where I can’t follow.”

”Even when our eyes are closed, there’s a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams.”

”Friends are connected by their souls, you can’t just rinse something out that has been deeply instilled into your soul.”

”Haven’t you ever heard the phrase ‘if you want to shoot the general, first shoot his horse’?”

”Humans who dare to play God must pay a steep price for their arrogance.”

”I am walking down a path of no return, so I will leave behind me every gift I’ve received.”

”I caught you, you’re mine!”

”I guess it doesn’t matter what we do. We’ll never be the ones in control.”

”I like guns because, unlike swords and knives, you don’t have to feel your victim die.”

”I LOVE DOGS! But of course! Dogs embody loyalty, they follow their masters commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don’t complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck!”

”I will be watching you from the shadows.”

”I will follow you into hell if you ask me to.”

”I’ll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn they’ll protect the ones they love.”

”I’m bringing you with me to hell.”

”I’m greedy as hell, always out for myself.”

”Is it alright for me to believe in a future that everyone can live in happiness?”

”It seems both of us are beyond help.”

”It’s a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful.”

”Nothing’s perfect, the world’s not perfect, but it’s there for us, trying the best it can. That’s what makes it so damn beautiful.”

”Please, let me enjoy the happiness of having a cup of coffee.”

”The beauty of a dream is that it’s a fantasy.”

”The next time I make you cry, they’ll be tears of joy!”

”There’s no such thing as a painless lesson-they just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary.”

”There’s no such thing as no such thing.”

”You can’t gain anything without losing something first.”

”You know, I didn’t ask to be this big.”

”You shouldn’t seek all the answers; believe me. You may not like what you find.”

”You’re all brainless zombies who never even tried to think for yourselves.”

[sunshine-memes]

Your muse catches mine crying. Send ♦ for my muse’s reaction.

[ao-de-shizukana]

“What? No of course not!” He’s not even trying to sound serious. His smile can practically be heard in his voice. “I know lots of things, John. And I can tell you that your glasses are still in this room.”

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

‘ I swear to god it y-- ‘ John was moving around to feel something, anything, until he patted his hands on Bill’s face, he felt something there that shouldn’t. Was that not--? ‘ Bill, are you fucking wearing my glasses? Seriously? Do you want to ruin your eyesight? ‘

[ao-de-shizukana]

“I guess I can’t call you glasses anymore can I?” He’s snickering, and has said glasses on his face. “Blind as a bat I see~ Echolocation would be a great thing to evolve!”

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

‘ Not funny, Bill... ‘ John began searching frantically again for the eyewear, Squinting to try and get a better view, not that it helped much. ‘ I’m not a bat, and I’m pretty sure I’ll never be-- Wait... You know where my glasses are, don’t you? ‘

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

you guys can go ahead and say what you like.

i would love to visit somewhere like lavender town one day. i think it’d be pretty neat. and a thrilling learning experience to boot.

[rei-gen]

when someone says xander is a bad person

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

@ao-de-shizukana

‘ Bill! Bill where are my glasses! I can’t see shit... I need them ‘

[sunshineterror-a]

I know it’s generic but why not Boots? She sounds adorable though. I could always bring Jaspers by when I get home, I’m sure he’d love her. He needs a friend since Marion won’t let him inside.

How are you, by the way?

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

hehe i was thinking about calling her mittens, hilariously enough. my dad jokingly suggested booties. but we both started laughing at the idea. i mean, it’s a nice idea, but it is pretty generic. another name i thought of was belle. but i dunno if that would suit her. hey yeah, bring jaspers anytime. don’t want him getting all lonely.

i’m fine, sorry i dropped off the face of the earth on you so suddenly, dad wanted to go on a very long road trip. and i just couldn’t say no.

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

@zukawulfy from ask

‘ Hehe! Sweet! What should we use for a codeword? ‘

[sunshineterror-a]

Sure! What color is the dear? What does it act like?

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

well, she’s a russian blue so her fur is a mix of grey and blue in some light. and she has the CUTEST little black boots on the fur of her paws! she acts exactly how you expect a little kitten to act, hyper active and full of energy.

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

@roxepetalx

hey rose, let’s say that i hypothetically got a cute little kitty, would you help me come up with a name for it. or give me some ideas to run off of, at the very least?

[heiirtoxthewiise-blog]

//okay time to get this lazy sack of ass off the ground. Like this and I will make you a starter, or John will come bug you in your inbox. Which ever he feels a fancy for.

[rpfunstuff]

GlaDOS (Portal 2) Starters

“And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win.”

“Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!”

“Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you.”

“Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You’re going to die either way.”

“He’ll probably kill us, because he’s incredibly powerful and I have no plan.”

“I honestly, TRULY didn’t think you’d fall for that.”

“I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.”

“I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend.”

“I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me.”

“I’m not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that’s with some generous rounding.”

“Is it alright if I kill him?”

“I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.”

“Oh, it’s you.”

“Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us.”

“Otherwise, I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.”

“Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.”

“Say, you’re good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?”

“Sorry about the mess. I’ve really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.”

“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid.”

“Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.”

“You know how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in sixty years?”

“You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.”

“You know, I’m not stupid. I realize you don’t want to put me back in charge.”

“You think I’ll betray you. And on any other day, you’d be right.”

“You’re not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.”