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āŖā«āŖĀ Starter call!! Like this for a starter itāll be either long or short depending on my mood.Ā āŖā«āŖ
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Bill jumped a little when John entered the room, grumbling under his breath and rubbing his eyes in irritation. āI hate when I canāt hear you come in.ā
Bill gave a soft huff and nodded, resting his head in his hands. āIām fine. The whole being without emotions thing gets to youā¦ā He sighed, grimacing. He felt disgustingly human right then.
Ā Ā Ā John was a little more concerned. Yes, he knew that this was probably feeling very unnatural to Bill. Yet it only made a pang of sorrow hit him in his stomach. He walked over to Bill, sitting down and folding his arms over his knees.
Ā Ā Ā ā Donāt suppose itās anything you want to talk about, is it?Ā ā
i just barely got back here... and I see a lot of porn blogs are following me...
are they trying to tell me something?
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Bill jumped a little when John entered the room, grumbling under his breath and rubbing his eyes in irritation. āI hate when I canāt hear you come in.ā
Ā Ā Ā John was more than a little worried when he heard Bill, more so when he knew it was crying. He had no idea what had happened to put the demon in such a state. However, that wasnāt going to stop him from trying to be as comforting and loving as possible. He approached Bill, jolting as soon as the other had jumped, not that it was his intention to scare him.
Ā Ā Ā ā I know you do... Are you... Are you okay, Bill?Ā ā
Fullmetal Alchemist Sentence Meme
āA lesson without pain is meaningless.ā
āDonāt call me small! Iāll break off your feet and stick em on your head!ā
āDonāt go where I canāt follow.ā
āEven when our eyes are closed, thereās a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams.ā
āFriends are connected by their souls, you canāt just rinse something out that has been deeply instilled into your soul.ā
āHavenāt you ever heard the phrase āif you want to shoot the general, first shoot his horseā?ā
āHumans who dare to play God must pay a steep price for their arrogance.ā
āI am walking down a path of no return, so I will leave behind me every gift Iāve received.ā
āI caught you, youāre mine!ā
āI guess it doesnāt matter what we do. Weāll never be the ones in control.ā
āI like guns because, unlike swords and knives, you donāt have to feel your victim die.ā
āI LOVE DOGS! But of course! Dogs embody loyalty, they follow their masters commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they donāt complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck!ā
āI will be watching you from the shadows.ā
āI will follow you into hell if you ask me to.ā
āIāll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn theyāll protect the ones they love.ā
āIām bringing you with me to hell.ā
āIām greedy as hell, always out for myself.ā
āIs it alright for me to believe in a future that everyone can live in happiness?ā
āIt seems both of us are beyond help.ā
āItās a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful.ā
āNothingās perfect, the worldās not perfect, but itās there for us, trying the best it can. Thatās what makes it so damn beautiful.ā
āPlease, let me enjoy the happiness of having a cup of coffee.ā
āThe beauty of a dream is that itās a fantasy.ā
āThe next time I make you cry, theyāll be tears of joy!ā
āThereās no such thing as a painless lesson-they just donāt exist. Sacrifices are necessary.ā
āThereās no such thing as no such thing.ā
āYou canāt gain anything without losing something first.ā
āYou know, I didnāt ask to be this big.ā
āYou shouldnāt seek all the answers; believe me. You may not like what you find.ā
āYouāre all brainless zombies who never even tried to think for yourselves.ā
Your muse catches mine crying. Send ā¦ for my museās reaction.
āWhat? No of course not!ā Heās not even trying to sound serious. His smile can practically be heard in his voice.Ā āI know lots of things, John. And I can tell you that your glasses are still in this room.ā
ā I swear to god it y--Ā ā John was moving around to feel something, anything, until he patted his hands on Billās face, he felt something there that shouldnāt. Was that not--?Ā ā Bill, are you fucking wearing my glasses? Seriously? Do you want to ruin your eyesight?Ā ā
āI guess I canāt call you glasses anymore can I?ā Heās snickering, and has said glasses on his face.Ā āBlind as a bat I see~ Echolocation would be a great thing to evolve!ā
ā Not funny, Bill...Ā ā John began searching frantically again for the eyewear, Squinting to try and get a better view, not that it helped much.Ā ā Iām not a bat, and Iām pretty sure Iāll never be-- Wait... You know where my glasses are, donāt you?Ā ā
you guys can go ahead and say what you like.
i would love to visit somewhere like lavender town one day. i think itād be pretty neat. and a thrilling learning experience to boot.
when someone says xander is a bad person
@ao-de-shizukana
ā Bill! Bill where are my glasses! I canāt see shit... I need them ā
I know itās generic but why not Boots? She sounds adorable though. I could always bring Jaspers by when I get home, Iām sure heād love her. He needs a friend since Marion wonāt let him inside.
How are you, by the way?
hehe i was thinking about calling her mittens, hilariously enough. my dad jokingly suggested booties. but we both started laughing at the idea. i mean, itās a nice idea, but it is pretty generic. another name i thought of was belle. but i dunno if that would suit her. hey yeah, bring jaspers anytime. donāt want him getting all lonely.
iām fine, sorry i dropped off the face of the earth on you so suddenly, dad wanted to go on a very long road trip. and i just couldnāt say no.
@zukawulfy from ask
ā Hehe! Sweet! What should we use for a codeword?Ā ā
Sure! What color is the dear? What does it act like?
well, sheās a russian blue so her fur is a mix of grey and blue in some light. and she has the CUTEST little black boots on the fur of her paws! she acts exactly how you expect a little kitten to act, hyper active and full of energy.
@roxepetalx
hey rose, letās say that i hypothetically got a cute little kitty, would you help me come up with a name for it. or give me some ideas to run off of, at the very least?
//okay time to get this lazy sack of ass off the ground. Like this and I will make you a starter, or John will come bug you in your inbox. Which ever he feels a fancy for.
GlaDOS (Portal 2) Starters
āAnd then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win.ā
āBurning people! He says what weāre all thinking!ā
āDonāt let that āhorrible personā thing discourage you.ā
āEven if I am lying, what do you have to lose? Youāre going to die either way.ā
āHeāll probably kill us, because heās incredibly powerful and I have no plan.ā
āI honestly, TRULY didnāt think youād fall for that.ā
āI might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.ā
āI thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend.ā
āIām being serious, I think thereās something really wrong with me.ā
āIām not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And thatās with some generous rounding.ā
āIs it alright if I kill him?ā
āIāve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.ā
āOh, itās you.ā
āOkay. Look. We both said a lot of things that youāre going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us.ā
āOtherwise, Iām afraid youāre about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.ā
āRemember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And Iām sorry. You didnāt react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. Thatās why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.ā
āSay, youāre good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?ā
āSorry about the mess. Iāve really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.ā
āThat jumpsuit youāre wearing looks stupid.ā
āWell. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.ā
āYou know how Iām going to live forever, but youāre going to be dead in sixty years?ā
āYou know, if youād done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.ā
āYou know, Iām not stupid. I realize you donāt want to put me back in charge.ā
āYou think Iāll betray you. And on any other day, youād be right.ā
āYouāre not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.ā
