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Heimdall Suggestions

[heimdallsuggestion]

so ur just a glorified elf on the shelf then aren't u

perhaps.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

this post about the retail worker going: “Ma'am, please I need you to understand, I’m not emotionally involved in the situation” always makes me imagine Heimdall when the royal family comes to him crying about some sort of drama they got going on or some shit some else in the family did.

[askbalderthings]

@heimdallsuggestion

[heimdallsuggestion]

JAMES BOND

the name's dall. heimdall.

[badlokisuggestion]

The wedding of Stephen Strange and Loki Friggachild

Date: August 3

Time: just show up nobody cares

Place: The wedding pavilion Loki made in their backyard

Be there. Or else.

@askbalderthings @thor-suggestion @thorgodofthundersuggestions @lokisuggestion @lokisuggestionz @lokisuggestions @loki-suggestion @loki-suggestions @lokigodofmischief-suggestions @worstlokisuggestion @betterlokisuggestion @terriblelokisuggestion @sluttylokisuggestions @kidlokisuggestions @kid-loki-suggestions @kidpetersuggestions @teenlokisuggestion @hododinsonsuggestions @friggasuggestion @tyrsuggestion @angelasuggestion @80sthorsuggestion @surferthorsuggestion @thorsuggestion @freyjasuggestion @drunkvalkyriesuggestion @valkyriesuggestions @valkyriesuggests @valkyriesuggestion @valkyrie-suggestions @heimdallsuggests @heimdallsuggestion @sifsuggestion @janefostersuggestion @lillokisuggestions @queencfthestarsdrfoster @darcysuggestion @angrbodasuggestions @hel-lokidottir-suggestion

Dang I hope I remembered everyone

Also @verystrangesuggestions if you want to invite anyone else let me know

[askbalderthings]

As a child, I was always worried that the @huginandmugin-suggestions or @heimdallsuggestion was spying on me for the king. 

[heimdallsuggestion]

[askbalderthings]

………. terrifying

[heimdallsuggestion]

take it up with @odinsuggestion

[askbalderthings]

But why were you spying????

[heimdallsuggestion]

that’s classified.

[askbalderthings]

… even more terrifying…

Did you spy on everyone on Asgard or just me?

[heimdallsuggestion]

that's classified.

[askbalderthings]

As a child, I was always worried that the @huginandmugin-suggestions or @heimdallsuggestion was spying on me for the king. 

[heimdallsuggestion]

[askbalderthings]

………. terrifying

[heimdallsuggestion]

take it up with @odinsuggestion

[askbalderthings]

But why were you spying????

[heimdallsuggestion]

that's classified.

[askbalderthings]

As a child, I was always worried that the @huginandmugin-suggestions or @heimdallsuggestion was spying on me for the king. 

[heimdallsuggestion]

[askbalderthings]

………. terrifying

[heimdallsuggestion]

take it up with @odinsuggestion

[askbalderthings]

As a child, I was always worried that the @huginandmugin-suggestions or @heimdallsuggestion was spying on me for the king. 

[heimdallsuggestion]

[heimdallsuggestion]

government funded snack breaks

[odin-suggestion]

*deep breath* Okay, Thors

@thorsuggestion @thor-suggestion @thorodinsonsuggestion @thorgodofthundersuggestions @80sthorsuggestion @surferthorsuggestion @thothoedinsonsuggestions @mightythorsuggestions @probablythorodinson

Lokis

@lokisuggestion @loki-suggestion @loki-suggestions @lokigodofmischief-suggestions @lokisuggestionz @worstlokisuggestion @betterlokisuggestion @bestlokisuggestion @agentlokisuggestions @godofstoriessuggestion @jotunlokisuggestion @lokiofjotunheimsuggestion @teenlokisuggestion @kidlokisuggestions @generallokisuggestion @kid-loki-suggestions @lillokisuggestions @aggrievedsorcerersuggestions @princelokisuggestions

I guess the Helas are mine now too

@helasuggestions @hela-suggestion

Other kids or something

@tyrsuggestion @askbalderthings @hododinsonsuggestions @angelasuggestion @sigynsuggestion @amoratheenchantresssuggestions

Wife

@friggasuggestion

Warriors

@hogunsuggestion @volstaggsuggestion @fandralsuggestion @sifsuggestion @the-lady-sif-suggestion @valkyriesuggestions @valkyrie-suggestions @valkyriesuggests @drunkvalkyriesuggestion @heimdallsuggests @heimdallsuggestion @sigurdsuggestion

…Others

@odinsuggestion @lokiasodinsuggestion

Who did I miss?

“Only 50 mentions per post” yes, Tumblr, that seems reasonable enough but I have a lot of children.

[heimdallsuggestion]

petition for @thanossuggestion to perish

[lokisuggestion]

to the NSA agent who has to look through my search history after what I just did I am so sorry. and by the NSA agent I mean Heimdall because I do my blogging on a seiðr-powered rose gold Macbook

[heimdallsuggestion]

what--and i say this, as an ancient god whom has had allseeing sight for most of my life (which is a long time) and whos seen a lot of shit, including all of yours through the years--the fuck, loki

[heimdallsuggestion]

I have been awake all night it is currently 4:30am and I'm going to projectile vomit

sleep, child. a good night's rest is imperative to a stable and happy mental state.or you could just be a god born to multiple mothers simultaneously who can see like, everything, and also slightly related never needs to sleep, but ive been told im an unusual individual.

[loki-suggestions]

@heimdallsuggestion i challenge you to a seal fight

[heimdallsuggestion]

are we fighting seals or fighting AS seals?

[heimdallsuggestion]

You are literally the most valid Asgardian ilysm

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[heimdallsuggestion]

UR OLD

@thorsuggestion please collect your offspring

[heimdallsuggestion]

sorry for the hiatus i died for a while i'm back now