This is not ideal.

Rp Blog. Too stressed to be blessed, just a tired prince of Asgard trying to survive my family. (Mod is 20↑ and uses she/they. Call me Ames.) 

[askbalderthings]

Hoping you're OK;)

@huginandmugin-suggestions

// shit, sorry this took so long to answer.

I'm doing good! Writing a lot and staying afloat. Just way more active on my main blog @livingthewritelife-things

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

(narrows eyes) Loki

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled voice sounds from inside smol's room* She's right, nothing happened! We were just- *pause* -goofing...off.... *mutters, barely able to be heard* What in Hel does 'goofing off' mean....

[smollokisuggestion]

*kicks the door* ANYWAY you can go back to whatever boring thing you were doing. I fell, but I'm fine now, and we have to get back to our game.

[askbalderthings]

Open the door please

[smollokisuggestion]

*quickly* Can't, Tiny said he wanted to change into his armor. For our game. He's probably still changing. It takes him forever to change. And you don't want to walk in on him. He's very self-conscious and will throw a fit.

[askbalderthings]

One.

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled* She's right, I'm changing! It's rude to walk in on someone when they're changing!

*clicks sound from the door, the sound of quiet running to the other side of the room, a few more distant clicks*

[askbalderthings]

*picks up Smol in one arm and opens the door with the other*

[smollokisuggestion]

*makes a small, barely noticeable gesture with her hand as he does so*

Hey, let me go!

[tinylokisuggestion]

*is standing by the window on the opposite wall, hands in his pockets, shirtless, and with a frown on his face. The room itself seems to be normal, various books and games scattered throughout, though something is decidedly... off about the arrangement*

I told you I was changing. Why did you barge in here.

[askbalderthings]

what are you actually doing

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

(narrows eyes) Loki

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled voice sounds from inside smol's room* She's right, nothing happened! We were just- *pause* -goofing...off.... *mutters, barely able to be heard* What in Hel does 'goofing off' mean....

[smollokisuggestion]

*kicks the door* ANYWAY you can go back to whatever boring thing you were doing. I fell, but I'm fine now, and we have to get back to our game.

[askbalderthings]

Open the door please

[smollokisuggestion]

*quickly* Can't, Tiny said he wanted to change into his armor. For our game. He's probably still changing. It takes him forever to change. And you don't want to walk in on him. He's very self-conscious and will throw a fit.

[askbalderthings]

One.

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled* She's right, I'm changing! It's rude to walk in on someone when they're changing!

*clicks sound from the door, the sound of quiet running to the other side of the room, a few more distant clicks*

[askbalderthings]

*picks up Smol in one arm and opens the door with the other*

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

(narrows eyes) Loki

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled voice sounds from inside smol's room* She's right, nothing happened! We were just- *pause* -goofing...off.... *mutters, barely able to be heard* What in Hel does 'goofing off' mean....

[smollokisuggestion]

*kicks the door* ANYWAY you can go back to whatever boring thing you were doing. I fell, but I'm fine now, and we have to get back to our game.

[askbalderthings]

Open the door please

[smollokisuggestion]

*quickly* Can't, Tiny said he wanted to change into his armor. For our game. He's probably still changing. It takes him forever to change. And you don't want to walk in on him. He's very self-conscious and will throw a fit.

[askbalderthings]

One.

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

(narrows eyes) Loki

[tinylokisuggestion]

*muffled voice sounds from inside smol's room* She's right, nothing happened! We were just- *pause* -goofing...off.... *mutters, barely able to be heard* What in Hel does 'goofing off' mean....

[smollokisuggestion]

*kicks the door* ANYWAY you can go back to whatever boring thing you were doing. I fell, but I'm fine now, and we have to get back to our game.

[askbalderthings]

Open the door please

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[smollokisuggestion]

*smol is leaning against her closed room door, trying to look as casual as possible. She has a small red mark on her cheek*

I fell. Twice. I promise nothing else happened. Just me being clumsy.

[askbalderthings]

(narrows eyes) Loki

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[therealityhelix]

"And yet.

You love them anyway, and I think that's a normal thing to do. "

[askbalderthings]

You make a good point

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[smollokisuggestion]

Nothing!

*louder crash*

... that was also nothing!

[askbalderthings]

*comes RUNNING*

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[smollokisuggestion]

*CRASH*

*distantly* ignore that! Nothing happened!

[askbalderthings]

what happened?????

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[therealityhelix]

"Well, wouldn't be right in the universe if not."

[askbalderthings]

I wish they wouldn't

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[therealityhelix]

"So, every second of every day?"

[askbalderthings]

Yeah

[askbalderthings]

When Loki is up to something

[askbalderthings]

Hangs a different pride flag for every single Loki

[askbalderthings]

I know I'm forgetting someone...

[askbalderthings]

Hangs a different pride flag for every single Loki

[askbalderthings]

The bad news: My family still doesn’t remember who I am.

The good news: @nickfurysuggestion has adopted me. I’m in the murder family! surprisingly there was not a lot of paperwork. 

The bad news: He also adopted two Loki’s so there’s still a chance one will kill me with mistletoe. 

[nickfurysuggestion]

I just got back from Costco there’s snacks in the fridge

[askbalderthings]

Oh great

[askbalderthings]

but we stay silly

[askbalderthings]

hi, not sure if you remember me, but i was hod's mod back in like 2019. i just remembered that this rp existed and was very happy to see that you're still active on here from time to time lol. btw, sorry for how depressing i made hod's character, i think younger me unknowingly used it as some sort of coping mechanism. but i'm doing better now: i realized that i was a guy, started uni, became an uncle, etc. i hope that your life has been treating you well too!

Hi!! Hi!!! I do remember you! I've thought about you a ton in the past several years!

I'm so glad you're doing better and I'm so happy that you found out about your real self, dude! That's awesome. I remember you saying Poland isn't the best country for lgbtq, so I hope that you are being treated well by your family and friends. (I have really good memory, please don't be alarmed).

I'm doing good, I finished uni last year and also realized that I'm non-binary and I use she/they pronouns now.

Thanks so much for reaching out to me, I did wonder what happened to you and if you were okay. Please don't feel bad about making Hod depressed, I have good memories of you.

Sadly, these rp blogs slowed way down, but I'm very active on my main blog, livingthewritelife-things. If you want to say hi, very fine, if not, also fine.

Have a good day!