PERPETUALLY ANGRY ABOUT FAKE PERSONALITY TESTS

hey im john @catglove and this is where i yell about classpects HEIR OF RAGE DERSE DREAMER ENFP

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U ded?

im a knight now my url is FUCKED and i aint come up w a funnier pun

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OH also ive been briefly considering reclassifying as a knight instead of an heir but i am Reluctant on these counts:

-would have 2 admit i was wrong the first time

-my URL PUN THO

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but essentially the logic is that my entire personality is an aggressive facade built 2 keep people from getting close to me because i am incredibly paranoid of losing control over myself and my life which is like, kinda extremely knight-y BUT also im not quite sure what i think knights DO with their aspect yet so

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OH also ive been briefly considering reclassifying as a knight instead of an heir but i am Reluctant on these counts:

-would have 2 admit i was wrong the first time

-my URL PUN THO

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could you tell me about an Heir of Space's powers?

BECOME THE FUCKING EARTH, JUST DO IT

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ALRIGHT so okay space is one of the cardinal aspects (along w/ time) or w/e. it represents creation, birth, green shit, etcetcetc

heirs embody their aspect and since powers are just the literal interpretation of the classpect, an heir of space would be able to literally become space. now space is a Kinda Fuckin Broad Aspect so you can have a lil fun here. becoming the earth WOULD technically be within the jurisdiction of an heir of space, but it wouldnt last that long and if the heir was advanced enough to keep it up that long, theyre advanced enough to do even cooler and much more practical shit

so john is a pretty goddamn advanced heir thanks to his future self, who is only good because of HIS future self back when he was past john. paradoxes = sooper OP u guys. john takes ‘becoming breath’ to a level that combines the metaphorical meaning of breath with the literal meaning. so he’s a gust of wind that unsticks itself from the comic right. what that means is that an heir of space, if suitably Bullshit Enough, could potentially create an entire new fucking planet/session/webcomic by embodying not just literal space, but creation (and theyd probably be the galaxy aesthetic god of that planet/session/webcomic)

BUT if you want lower tier stuff they could just do convenient sudden walls and shit u kno how it is

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OOF

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could you tell me about an Heir of Space's powers?

BECOME THE FUCKING EARTH, JUST DO IT

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i just saved something as a draft and it Fuckin Disappeared so thats that i guess

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can you give a thorough analysis of a heir of rages abilities

already did!

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im back ya nasties

time to go clear out thjat backlog

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can u yell about the mage of blood please? also why are both canon blood players either ramble-y or shouty.

im gonna say that thats proooooobably just a vantas thing because i cant really see how its related to blood but if anyone has Ideas(tm) hmu

mage of blood

like ive said before, mage is essentially the Inevitable Curse of getting cool fantasy powers (i almost typed fool cantasy and tbh if that aint THE MOST linguistically cool shit that we can have spoonerisms in written text). mages get a pretty good understanding of their aspect at the cost of never fully realizing it within themselves

im getting sick of typing out the def of blood so heres the tag

a mage of blood would have a uniquely in depth understanding of how the bonds between people and places and such work. i could see them being a historian or a group therapist or even a farmer maybe? BUT the flipside is their PERSONAL bonds are fuckin toast. theyll never be able to fully understand how they weave into the Bloody Societal Tapestry Where We’re All Holding Hands And Singing Kumbaya and might even be ripped OUT of that tapestry altogether

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yo yo could i ask about a rogue of mind's powers or general role/influence would be within a session? thanks in advance! <3

cant say for sure what role/influence would be without like, actually knowing shit about the session (and no ‘ive got a knight of rage, a prince of time, the entire continent of eurasia, a nick of piss, and an heir of blood’ would not be enough information) but powers would be uhhhhh

nooooot exactly sure because powers are not my forte (being the least interesting thing abt classpects to me) but i think like, a LITERAL interpretation could be swapping choices from person to person? making the enemy turn right instead of left and lead em straight into a trap or something idk

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Bard of Breath. discuss

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clingy racist white boy please destroy at all costs

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What would you say the "best all around" class to have is?

lord/muse (being master classes who are OP as hell for the sake of even being able to handle 1p sessions)

but other than that theyre all equally weighted. theres varying levels of ease ofc but those are nerfed out with level of raw ability

id say prince has the most raw power BUT they also have severe self and team sabotage tendencies to balance it out. heir is another super powerful one, but they have problems controlling their abilities (knowing where the fuck the on/off switch is) and tend to be oblivious dumbasses in general

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a joke theory ive been working on (because i am VERY AMUSED with the potential terrible classpect theories it could spawn) is the idea that you can have like, adjacent aspects 

like you know in enneagrams where u got The Main One and you also got The Two Other Ones its like that except i dont take the classpect wheel as meaning anything except for the opposites (since all non-opposing aspects are equally linked)

so i would be a light adjacent rage player (yeah yeah i know i rag on light players but u gotta admit im just as much a smug windbag as they are) because my main ~journey~ is rage but ive got a lil light subplot or something

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2 be clear the reason that this is a terrible theory is because everyone has traits of other aspects within them bc thats how aspects WORK, theyre all inherent human concepts

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YOUR RAGE PLAYER IS PROBLEMATIC: me

considers setting up bullshit to be equally as hilarious as shutting down bullshit

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a joke theory ive been working on (because i am VERY AMUSED with the potential terrible classpect theories it could spawn) is the idea that you can have like, adjacent aspects 

like you know in enneagrams where u got The Main One and you also got The Two Other Ones its like that except i dont take the classpect wheel as meaning anything except for the opposites (since all non-opposing aspects are equally linked)

so i would be a light adjacent rage player (yeah yeah i know i rag on light players but u gotta admit im just as much a smug windbag as they are) because my main ~journey~ is rage but ive got a lil light subplot or something

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ALTHOUGH i WILL SAY a big reason classpect blogs get so fuckin repetitive is that after youve defined all 12 classes and aspects youre just repeating things over n over except for the unique classpects