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Guys is it bad to- (sees the raven outside my window) FUCK (adds a tally to my wall. There are many they are labelled years off of my life) anyway is it bad to uhhhhhhhhhh one sec lemme deal with this curse thibg real quick (sticks my hear out the window and gives the bird the middle finger. It does it back and flies off. I turn back to you) so yeah would you say it’s a bad thing I am shitting blood? Also that i dream of my most noble knight. Yes in that way.

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Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuck my oracle found my diary and the canary I drew of me and uh. Well. Not my knight of course. HES BLACKMAILING ME!!!! HES TRYING TO GET ME TO PUSH FOR POOR AID AT COURT AND WITH MY FATHER!!!! FUCK MY STUPID SOCIALIST ORACLE BASTARD!!!!!!!

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pansyfemme

not to be graphic but i want to be wanted by somebody

FUCK the poor when im the king imma do what everi want (remembers about revolution) i mean uhhhh because god wills it #divinerightofkings (remembers the country is in religous turmoil over the split from the catholic church) in whatever way that means to you (remembers legitimacy in practisce trumps all other concerns of the people) but seriously when im king im going to do some crazy shit (remembers im sickly) cough

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trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

#whan i do ths i am turning to whieper the parenshaeis as an aside to my small mouse that perched on my sholder that speaks only digits

all desire is icky and i do not experience it it is a rot of the brain a fungs of the mind and i can push my hand through it like wet mud and room temp butter gross gross gross gross gross grosss gross groos grioss ew ewewewewewewewewewewewew ewwwwwwww

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So do you guys think Im redeemable or what

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If I was a horse I would be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid. So I could do no work. But not stupid enough to die. Just clever enough to develop a close unshakeable bond with the farmers daughter so they would never kill me. Braided mane and NO plough work fuck all you bitches

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I think I just need to be loved and understood. And I have a deep need to return the favour. Fucking stew (again) with bread and butter:

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im always being emailed. i mean uh. carrier pigeioned.

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polyphonetic

If I had a trusted personal knight I would treat her soo ethically and professionally. Her chaste desire to protect me would definitely not be swayed by the thought of my trusting brown eyes, the memory of my voice thanking her for always being there for me, or my gentle breathing as I drift gently off to sleep under her guard. This definitely wouldn't result in any complicated feelings inside of her, that I gently encourage her to be true to her feelings about. There would be absolutely no subtext between us at all.