carcinogenicgallantry:
#otherwise no i just want you to keep being you!
OK THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING TO HEAR FROM YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE PAINFULLY AWARE OF IT AND IT’S INTENT IS TO DETER ME FROM DROPPING SICK CURSE WORDS AND ALLEGORIES ABOUT YOUR BLINDING PERSONALITY FLAWS BUT IT ONLY MAKES IT WEIRD AND YOU ABSOLUTELY KNOW IT YOU FUCKING SCOUNDREL.
is that what’s happening? then i’m giving myself a well deserved pat on the back because i’ll take the unexpected side effect any day, because it doubles as kinda a burn to you too.
















