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carcinogenicgallantry:

#otherwise no i just want you to keep being you!

OK THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING TO HEAR FROM YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE PAINFULLY AWARE OF IT AND IT’S INTENT IS TO DETER ME FROM DROPPING SICK CURSE WORDS AND ALLEGORIES ABOUT YOUR BLINDING PERSONALITY FLAWS BUT IT ONLY MAKES IT WEIRD AND YOU ABSOLUTELY KNOW IT YOU FUCKING SCOUNDREL.

is that what’s happening? then i’m giving myself a well deserved pat on the back because i’ll take the unexpected side effect any day, because it doubles as kinda a burn to you too.

#carcinogenicgallantry #i'll have you know i'm down right the best party guy

cephalotodd-deactivated20190310

ironed man

trainthief

auti-lemmy

whats up lads its 1:35am and ive made a disgrace. iggy doesnt even fit in on the chart theyre their own section

alternative title: why are there so many twinks in smb

#this is the worst thing i've ever seen on this site.#you're welcome everyone here's the hero's come back #nsfw #ish??

carcinogenicgallantry:

ARE YOU ASKING ME TO BE MEAN TO YOU, JOHN? IT’S A LITTLE FORCED IF YOU’RE JUST HOLDING OUT FOR A HOT DISH. DON’T MAKE MY SCALDING ATTENTION INTO SOMETHING WEIRD, JEEZ.

i’m really doing my own highlighting here between the lines. that even though i’ve forced your hand into threatening to delete your blog once in a while, that deep inside we know we’re on that friends-but-don’t-call-us-friends level

#carcinogenicgallantry #otherwise no i just want you to keep being you!

officialterezlpyrope:

BY TH3 3ND OF OUR CURT 1NT3RR4CT1ON YOU W1LL H4V3 D3V3LOP3D 4 P4VLOV14N R3SPONS3 TO TH1S G1F F1L3:

TH3N 1 W1LL K1LL YOU 1N COLD BLOOD 1N TH3 D34D OF N1GHT

i sure hope so, that guys face is a legend among faces to make.

please don’t spare any details, i’ve always wanted to hear the foretelling of my shonen anime end.

#officialterezlpyrope

oglogothics:

For whom? Me and your three other friends on this site?

#oglogothics #oh yeah! is that why you take 80 years to respond?#everyone out of the way rose has too many friends to reply to all at once!!

carcinogenicgallantry:

WHAT IS THERE BETWEEN US THAN UNFILTERED, UNADULTERATED HATE? I REALLY LIKE TO CAPITALIZE ON THAT HISTORY INSTEAD OF BUILDING ANYTHING MEANINGFUL ON TOP OF THE OTHER CRUNCHY BITS. IT JUST MAKES SENSE.

but that’s just the thing! what’s more meaningful than dishing a mean serving of.... mean serving. it’s like that in all the movies anyways. take tommy boy, osmosis jones, men and black, you name it! you say clashing personalities, i say you’re the david spade to my chris farley

#carcinogenicgallantry

officialterezlpyrope:

+ @heirvent

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#1M TRY1NG TO JUDG3 WH3TH3R OR NOT 1 SHOULD H4V3 FOLLOW3D YOU

#officialterezlpyrope #i'm going to go with a solid ''oh god no i've made a mistake''#but here we are anyways

carcinogenicgallantry:

IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE UNDERSTANDABLE TO BE MADE IN FULL FORCE.

are you highlighting just how aggro you are to all of egbert kind? wouldn’t it be much easier to slam that copy and paste and bold “BALMY THREATS” and “PIE HATING NERDS”?

#carcinogenicgallantry #uhh this guy right here #just the name makes me lean back far away from the bookcase in my local public library

tampire

These spot the difference games are getting harder

carcinogenicgallantry-deactivat

heirvent liked your post:olivecatnip replied to your post:JOHN I AM NOT…

I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT MY BALMY THREATS APPLY TO EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU FREAKY LITTLE PIE HATING NERDS.

heirvent

karkat, out of all the things i’ve never understood (jeans without pockets, people who exercise for fun, sports, sisterhood of the traveling pants ect.) your endearing finger jabbing threats aren’t one of them buddy

#carcinogenicgallantry #you know #i think it’s got to be fate that the first post i see coming back from you mentions me by name