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@heistdemon
you're never gonna fucking believe this. no one will ever believe this.
I have no proof, but it worked!
the diamond is...
A REAL BOY (well, MAN, actually)
For anyone who didn't come here from ao3, start there. the press hasn't reported anything yet, but there are some stories floating around that might make things more clear...
Did no one else ever feel the urge? Or is it more of a smutty fairy tale? True loves BJ?
the method of bringing him back is known, and he has been brought back before! but, if he isn't consistently kissed he does turn back. none of that this time
Has he told you his origin story yet? Something something lump of coal something something space rock something something Centaurus
Or maybe you’ve been busy?
my angel is a bit skittish about his past. don't know if it's difficult or he doesn't remember
all he'll say is he was under an intense amount of pressure for a very long time with no relief
I have to hold him gently, not too tight, but I'm happy to hold him for as long as he needs
what's that song?
hold on loosely but don't let go?
yeah. that's us
This is brilliant, I'm so glad I clicked on the link at the end of the fic. I will find you, mysterious author! Alright, now a question... If you kiss the diamond again does it turn back?
there's no more diamond to kiss, only him, and I've been kissing him a lot. still looks like a man. he does get hard 😏
he wants me to tell you that if he goes too long without a kiss he could turn back, though
Whoever this is, I love the commitment to this bit. And what an exceptional bit it is!
I think I might finally guess you this month if you are who I think you are!
besides crime, there's one quality every good thief has. commitment to the bit.
I have a question. If your boyfriend transformed... was he naked? Did you just walk away from your friends with a naked guy on your arm?
i gave him my coat to cover up until we got back to my car, okay? i'm a fucking gentleman.
bloody astute of you, by the way, catching that.
no, of course he didn't manifest clothing.
he likes being naked, though. he's wandering around my flat right now, like he's adam in the garden.
my diamond angel boyfriend tells me I have to kiss him every day or he'll turn back
how will our hero cope?
Not to be That Guy, but what are you on about? You keep talking about this "diamond dick" like we know what that is?
ok so Imagine this but life sized:
let's say something like that were kept in a secure location and your mates heard it was worth a lot of money
but then let's say you heard if you kiss it, it turns into a real one
do you go through with the hypothetical heist?
can you walk away?
well, my mates are not happy
angel and I fucked off out of there as quick as we could
he says I shouldn't give up my friends for him, but what kind of friends would ask me to turn a man back into the world's most unfuckable dildo? that is not on!
it's only been like five minutes and he's a better friend to me than any of them ever were
mission success. not dumb enough to post pictures here or give any details but let's just say the diamond dick has been liberated
he has been liberated. i won't share his name here for privacy and because he asked me not to but the diamond's pronouns are he/him
oh, and i know no one asked, but he's beautiful
a proper angel actually. but also? a bit of a bastard (in the best way)
mission success. not dumb enough to post pictures here or give any details but let's just say the diamond dick has been liberated
he has been liberated. i won't share his name here for privacy and because he asked me not to but the diamond's pronouns are he/him
you're never gonna fucking believe this. no one will ever believe this.
I have no proof, but it worked!
the diamond is...
A REAL BOY (well, MAN, actually)
mission success. not dumb enough to post pictures here or give any details but let's just say the diamond dick has been liberated