whenever I do any stupid/ insecure reassurance seeking with my husband, he does an extended bit where he talks to me like a dirtbag frat bro with commitment issues
I’ll ask him if he still loves me and instead of reassuring me (which he shouldn’t) he’s like “no yeah like you’re pretty cool I guess um so I have my internship (we’re 32) like way earlyyyy so….but no yeah this was hot, I’ll definitely text you, Rachel (my name is Rebecca) we can link up, I’m free usually around Tuesday at like midnight?” (We share a bed and a bank account)
Anyway, I do think dismissive frat boy is a role play that gets Shane Hollander horny as fuck and Ilya has a lot of fun with that until one time Shane switches it up and pulls it on Ilya and Ilya is shocked but gets so instantly hard he’s dizzy.
One night after one of bood’s barbecues, they’re making out and Shane breaks the kiss to turn his baseball cap around and in the most obvious fuck boy voice is like “just letting you know we can fuck but I’ve got practice tomorrow so I can uber you home tonight, that’s cool right?” And they’re getting prepped and Shane is like “come on, condoms dont feel good, we don’t need it baby” and after Ilya is like “maybe we can see each other some time this weekend?” And Shane is like “I don’t know I have a lot going on with work.” And Ilya is like “can I please suck you again? Keep the hat on”