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leviticus onyx mcclarington 26. rockstar. sex god. hey baby, what's good? some call me leviticus, some call me levi, you can call me the best you've ever had. sorry kids, i'm a married man now, and a daddy to baby mcclaringtons. i can't get enough too high to get up i keep fucking up my life with rad drugz

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iain-stjames:

I just got something from Grace’s. You’re right. The sweets are divine. Now I’m not so much a criminal am I?

Uhm, you waited this long, so yeah, you are. I don’t make the rules. Actually, I do, i’m a goddess, and I stand by this rule. cRiMiNaL.

#dash: iain st james #iaistj

gradianalexander:

Yes, yes. It does, I suppose, depending on whether or not one wants that sort of thing.

Does one??? Because something could be arranged, just saying.

#dash: alexander abrams #aleabr

ffsfuckerman:

WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME LEVI?? u and fucking patty, trading me in for mediocre men and women, like I’m not prime fucking meat.

Prime meat????? Ur two days out of date and turning grey, Tesco Finest has let their standards slide, bitch.

#dash: theodore puckerman #thepuc

ffsfuckerman:

Ur mum is a bitter, basic, bitch, classic your mama, but NO correction, your husband and babies are biter, basic, bitches. WASHED UP, POPSTAR, BITCH.

Sorry, I can’t read that, it’s too cringe.

#dash: theodore puckerman #thepuc

ffsfuckerman:

THIS IS WHY YOU’RE WASHED UP, LEVITABITCH.

Ur a bitter, basic, bitch.

#dash: theodore puckerman #thepuc

mcintoshmilo:

KINDER SURPRISE Ken Doll, you missed the most important part, and lego man? take it back, you abominable twat or you will be known as a ‘little tea pot’ instead of sexpot from here on out. For the hundredth time, you were very forgetful, did not live up to the hype, and not to mention how I would very much like to keep the unfortunate incident forgotten, I’m still trying to recover from the mental scarring of having seen your tea spout of a dick. remind you that the sexpot currently in my life? doesn’t come with all the added baggage, plus not to mention babywatch, lost any and all sex appeal, when he became a family man, less snacc more happy meal.

???? SORRY but I stopped listening, I have no time for your BULLSHIT and lies, McIntosh, and you couldn’t pay me ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD to believe any of it. Pls stop living in denial.

#dash: miles mcintosh #milmci

gradianalexander:

I’ve been told, and I do enjoy cookies all year long. It’s just something about having hot chocolate on a cold day that warms you to the core.

Good sex also does a very effective job, in case you didn’t know.

#dash: alexander abrams #aleabr

iain-stjames:

I have not tried anything at Grace’s. I’ve had people tell me I should visit, though. Maybe taking a break from script reading is in order so I can taste these to die for pastries for myself.

I want you to know that if Gradian was an independent nation, you would be publicly shamed and stoned because that is cRiMiNaL.

#dash: iain st james #iaistj

hunterclaringtn:

Hunter looked at his husband, with a look that could potentially be described as disgust. “And this is where I file for divorce, because me? Jealous?” He scoffed, unable to fight the the urge to roll his eyes at his husband, “I resent that accusation, one? completely above that, secondly, what kind of man brings pizza to bed, when his husband is going down on him? If anything I was feeling mildly murderous, so Thor, and his magic hammer will no longer be guest in our bed, And i refuse to further partake in your sexual fantasies. Thor. I’m clearly Batman “ @leviticxsmcc

Of all that Hunter said to him, the pizza quip was, unsurprisingly, the part that stuck out the most profoundly to him, he was a man very much driven by food, and it was no secret, and it was also unsurprising that Leviticus couldn’t see the error in his judgement in bringing dinner to bed. He’d always been a bit of a unique character, his mother hadn’t had him tested as a child because she felt like it. The rest of what his husband said to him however? He didn’t have a clue, a fact written practically in bold red letters on his face. Lifting his gaze for perhaps the first time in 5 minutes from his pizza to Hunter, he furrowed his brows. “What, what are we talking about?”

#para: hunter clarington #huncla

gradianalexander:

It’s my favourite time of year - hot chocolate and cookies weather!

Bruh, I don’t know if anyone ever told you??? But you can enjoy those ALL YEAR, trust me, I know what i’m talking about, I enjoy cookies on a regular basis.

#dash: alexander abrams #aleabr

iain-stjames:

You know what I am in the mood for? A big cupcake. Anyone know where I can get one of those?

Tell me you have not somehow managed to miss the heaven that is Grace’s Bakery??? Anything baked to perfection by the Bethany Anderson is to die for?? I can’t believe i’m having to tell you this like some sort of gotcha?? Like it’s news???

#dash: iain st james #iaistj

gradiancadence:

All the renovations at the theatre are finally complete. Now the next step would be is planning a show to put on. Are the any musicals or plays that people would like to see?

The life of Leviticus, obvi, who wouldn’t want to see that???

#dash: cadence tibideaux #cadtib

gradiancasey:

Never! You are a liar.

I would never???

#dash: casey wilde #caswil

mcintoshmilo:

Baywatch? pipe down, teapot, if you’re anything, you’re BABYWATCH, with all due disrespect, you kinder surprise ken doll, I have tried profusely and successfully to block that unsightly event from my mind, don’t make me sue you for deformation,

At least i’m a ken doll and not a fucking lego man, you fucking square, you loved my dick, stop with your bullshitting, or I will have no choice but to remind you as to how much better I am than any walking sexpot you’ve ever had in ur life.