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Him sliding into your girl’s dm be like:
And now you have to take care of his descendants becus you can’t afford of having a new girl than your current satisfied wife.

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Nobody:
Him sliding into your girl’s dm be like:
And now you have to take care of his descendants becus you can’t afford of having a new girl than your current satisfied wife.
Off to a group breeding party or ‘orgies’ in order to repopulate the country, especially with more Alpha offsprings. Taking videos of the action are allowed and posting it on the internet is definitely highly encouraged to show the current degenerate society of soft thin men with long colorful flowing hair, how a proper healthy straight ‘REAL MEN’ should act. Bringing a condom to the mating ritual is prohibited and women who get knocked up after the ritual must agree to keep the baby! The government then must pay to help raising the Alphas offspring to repopulate the country with strong healthy handsome men. The fund then can come from using the people’s taxes, especially from the weak single lonely sub 5 men, and in return their allowed to get a copy and the link to the video which then they can use for educational purposes or masturbation material, we don’t give a fuck. Having a Fun Breeding ritual is the ultimate goal of the event, and no fat girls are allowed to participate.
What would a threesome with a beautiful blonde chick, her cute faggottwink and an absolute diabolic muscle alpha look like?
It’ll be a straight sex but with a faggot having the privilege to watch in the same room be. A lot of moaning, a lot of sweat, but with a faggot jealous tears in the room. No condoms to be seen of course. The faggot can hold the camera while singing “I will always love you” by Whitney Houston or “All I want for Christmas is you” by Mariah Carey. Beautifully of course on key, because they’re theatrically trained divas. Then the faggot will upload the video on Pornhub and Thisvid and the comment section will be like “Hot video, but the cameraman should really stop singing!” Or “WTF with that background noice! Great performance by the guy btw!”
Such a cute Fag, after he posted this on one of his social media whether it is his Tiktok, Instagram, or X, he got a door knock from someone like this 2 days later:
This guys ask “is this you?” And he shyly reply with a “yes”. A couple of hours later the fag is found in a yacht in this condition:
Ready to be taken advantage by any Alpha for a cent. Watch what you post fag!!!
A mother is struggling to breastfeed her little baby boy. She asked herself, “What is wrong with my baby? How come he doesn’t want to be breastfed from my boobs?” wondered the mother. A handsome Alpha Jock suddenly appeared out of nowhere, he takes one look at the baby and said “yup your baby is a fag, he doesn’t want to drink milk from a female breast.”
The mother then replied with a snark because she thought he was insulting her baby “and how would you know? Are you one to?” Said the woman slightly offended, but the handsome Alpha Jock just replied “nope but I had a solution to the problem, let me breastfed him”
The mother then look at the Jock confused, she said “excuse me?” ask the mother thinking that this might be some kind of a sick pedophile joke. The handsome Alpha Jock then answered “let me breastfed him, with the rising of the gay children in the modern world, the government has concluded that the men in the modern world just lack the testosterone and therefore, they have assign all of the Masculine Alpha(like myself) of the world who have overloaded of testosterone to be injected by the serum that can let them to produce natural healthy testosterone milk from their pec to feed little male babies that might turn gay, we don’t have a serum for lesbians because the government said that they like ‘lesbians’ as they are, because they’re hot” said the Alpha Jock casually.
The woman who wants to get away from him because she thought that this guy might be some kind of sick child predator, get stopped immediately by the handsome Alpha Jock and he said “Look just give it a try, you might thanked me for it later, what’s the worse thing that could happen?”
And so she did what the handsome Alpha Jock told her to do. She hand him her baby, and as the Alpha Jock is putting his pec inside the baby mouth, the baby suckled the pec so furiously, its seems like he hasn’t been fed for weeks. The baby then stop sucking the Alpha Jock pec and the Alpha Jock give the baby back to the woman.
The baby seems a little heavier now, and when the woman wants to continue to breastfed him, she has no problem with it. She hesitantly said “Thank you” to the Man who just suddenly disappear. A couple of years later well this is how the baby who is now a Man treats a woman
The woman always be grateful to the Alpha Jock ever since.
Sexy Bitch: Daddy, could you please come to my house? My pussy feels so bored and lonely. Please bring your hung of a dick and six pacts! I’ll let you do anything you want with me, as long as I can be held in your arms.
Sexy Alpha Daddy: Don’t worry babe, one horse hung dick and a six pacts coming right up!
Can you imagine the amount of cum stains they have in their bed?!
These tits are made for milking, sucking, licking, biting, spitting, grabbed, fondled, pinched, whipped, fucked, sprayed and video taped by the general public, and for the general public consumption. The government should literally made it free and available for public use, and he should sacrifice himself (especially the availability of his tits) for the good (and the satisfaction) of the country. Make the world a better place. If everyone is satisfied, I legit thought it would improve the world peace.
I mean just look at him! He’s practically asking for it.
Elijah is a very dignified gay boy; he likes fashion, classical music, reading literature, art, and writing poetry. He likes to spend time in the museum or the library and typically can be seen hanging out by himself in a local coffee shop, alone but completely aesthetically pleasing to look at, with matching fashion and accessories and a demeanor fit to be photographed and uploaded into an Instagram feed or a Pinterest board. He’s very culturally and morally upright and considers himself above being a simp and thirsting over straight boys (especially the smelly dumb gym rats).
Elijah doesn’t come from an old money or a new money family, but because of his behavior and demeanor, people always mistook him for someone who come from an old money family, complete with his rather sharp tongue and quick wit when time demanded him to be, he is always being quietly revered by everyone although not openly.
He doesn’t live in a huge house in fact his house is kind of small and quaint, which unintentionally matches his whole vibe and aesthetic so he’s not very embarrassed about it. His parents are always away for a business trip because they are in need to support their family, which means leaving Elijah alone with his big sister. It would’ve been fine of course and Elijah always get along with his sister (in fact to be honest he always get along with girls more than boys) but he always have one annoying habit, and that is he likes to one upped his big sister a lot (or anyone for that matter) in terms of intellectual awareness, whether it’s about fashion, media literacy, or popular culture.
He’s always consider himself as more aware and experienced than his big sister and his big sister always admire him for it (even though sometime he’s rather overwhelming her). She thought he is very unique, culturally aware, highly experienced, and intelligent, and because of that she always act more like his minion than his friend or even his big sister, which pleases Elijah of course because he is a Regina George mix with Cher Horowitz at heart, until one day his big sister brings home her new boyfriend. Enter the school senior Chase Maxwell:
Chase Maxwell is an Alpha Male and in general doesn’t tolerate disrespect and one upped manship. Everytime Elijah started to ramble about what he knows, he started to burp or make fart jokes just to shit with him. This type of disrespect is really something new for Elijah, and it makes Elijah very angry. He wants to slap Chase in the face but something tells him that it will hurt him more than it is hurting Chase.
Since Chase started to hang out around the house they started to watch sports channel more especially American Football and Australian Rugby instead of the usual America’s Next Top Model, or reality shows like Love Island or whatever Netflix can come out with. If Elijah wanted to say something, Chase started to grab his big sister by the hair and make out with her until Elijah stop talking, and they get back to watching the sports channel again. This really annoys Elijah to the max, he felt like his power in the house is started to being strip away from him.
One time when Elijah is about to go to sleep, he started to hear clapping sounds, and his sister screaming in pain. He started to ran to his sister room in order to check on her, only to find Chase and his big sister butt naked with Chase on top of her, pulling her hair, his cock no where to be seen because it being covered by his sister’s ass. His big sister started to scream “GET OUT!” But Chase smiled and said “You wanna watch Bro? I can show you a few things on how to please a woman.” Said Chase wickedly.
Elijah is stunted, he doesn’t know what to do. He saw something like this in a porn website before and although he’s secretly intrigued by it, his morally upright nature had prevented him from enjoying this kind of scenery. He started to calling himself disgusting by seeing this kind of activity, and always log off from the internet quickly. He is a walking paradox though, although he always said to himself that this sexual imagery is disgusting and he shouldn’t watch this type of activity so casually, he always enjoy a sensual novel, the type of novel that would describe the characters as making love instead of full blown fucking.
This however is different, his big sister and Chase is absolutely and definitely fucking, not making love, not expressing each other affectionately, just pure raw Animalistic FUCKING, and Elijah know this because as soon as Chase said “I can show you a few things on how to please a woman” he started to rawdogged his big sister hard, like BAM, BAM, and BAM, and his big sister who wants to yell at Elijah more, to get out of her room, is to preoccupied by the ecstasy that come from Chase ramming his cock up her sweet pink pussy doggy style. This is isn’t sensual, this isn’t romantic, it’s full blown primal animalistic intercourse, something that Elijah rarely see in the internet and never in real life.
Elijah then ran away to his room, his face is blushing uncontrollably, and he started to go to his bed and covered himself with a blanket, trying to forget everything that he sees or what happened but he couldn’t. The noise that his big sister made combine with a loud clapping sound, is just to loud for Elijah to ignore. She started to scream “Oooohhh agh agh agh you’re an asshole Chase” and Chase said “Yeah but you like that didn’t you?” And the sound bam, bam, bam keep continue on.
It’s almost as if their sexual act is so powerful it’s going to destroy the house. The sound doesn’t stop shortly, it goes on for hours and hours almost to the early morning. His big sister has gone from “God you’re such an asshole!” To “God Chase your stamina, it’s impressive! I can’t stop cumming” of which Chase replied with “How many times have you cum already? 26? 27?” The big sister replied with “don’t be an asshole Chase, don’t humiliate me” even Elijah started to admire Chase rather remarkable stamina, so much so that Elijah starting to leak pre cum from his small pee pee.
In the morning, they all eating breakfast in the dining table as if nothing going on last night, everyone is just silent. When Chase is away to go to the toilet, Elijah ask his big sister about what happened last night, he was like “Are you okay? Did he hurt you? Because if he did, you should broke up with him” of which his big sister replied with “No Elijah it’s okay, last night was amazing.” Elijah raise his eyebrows and ask “but it’s sounded like his hurting you” his big sister then replied with “Yes but it was magical!”. Elijah was stunt, he never thought as someone that participated in that kind of activity will describe it as magical. He secretly becomes more intrigued but he doesn’t want to show it.
To be continued.
Teen fag is sitting on a couch sobbing in his house by himself.
His kind, sensitive, loving and protective father saw his son crying, and console him right away.
Dad: What’s wrong son? Do you have any problem?
Son: (sniff*) (sniff*) I can’t tell you I’m embarrassed
Dad: It’s okay2, son, look at me, it’s okay. You can tell me anything you want. I won’t judge.
Son: You’re gonna get angry with me (sniff*)
Dad: Hey2 what’s wrong? I’m not gonna get angry with you. It’s okay son, just tell me what it is. Do you do some kind of mistake? Are you in trouble, because if you are you can tell me. I wouldn’t get mad at you. I’ll try to understand you. You know me.
Son: (sniff*) (sniff*)
Dad: It’s okay2 whenever you ready.
Son: I just lost my virginity with my boyfriend.
Dad: Oooohhhh okay2 do you feel embarrassed about it, is that why you’re crying? I’ve lost my virginity to around the same age as you are, with a girl of course. But It’s still okay, it’s part of growing up, There is nothing to be ashamed of. When does this happened? A couple of days ago?
Son: No it’s actually 6 months ago.
Dad: Ooohhhh okay, was it bad?
Son: No, it was so good.
Dad: Do you use any protection?
Son: Yes, sometimes.
Dad: What do you mean sometimes? You mean you’ve already done it multiple times.
Son: A Lot! Dozens of times actually. Uncountable to be in fact.
Dad: Oooohhh my, then what is the problem
Son: My boyfriend FUCKS me to HARD.
Dad: What?
Son: Ever since we lost our virginity together, all he cares about is working out and FUCKING. That’s it, just FUCKING! Non stop FUCKING! Day and night, doesn’t matter anywhere or anytime. He just want to FUCK me HARD NON STOP. We can’t have one conversation without ended up becoming a sexual intercourse and I’m tired of it. I can’t keep up. My ass is hurting, a lot actually, my mouth is tired. My stamina is low, and i feel like a sexual object now! A living fleshlight to him, than his actual soulmate. I am just (sobbing uncontrollably)
Dad: Do you ever talk about your feeling with your boyfriend? You know, about how you actually feel.
Son: I did, and he shove his cock into my mouth instead, telling me to SHUT UP.
Dad: Ooooohhhh my, okay from now on I forbade you to ever meeting him again. I want you to break up with him okay.
Son: Okay.
A couple of days later.
The Dad got a random text message.
A Stranger: Hey are you (The Fag Name) Dad?
Dad: Yes
A Stranger: I’ll have you know I’m his boyfriend! Do you ask your son to broke up with me?
Dad: Yes! Yes I do!
Evil Boyfriend: I’ll have you know that I threaten him, if he ever broke up with me, I will announce our relationship at school. Outing him.
Dad: What?!
Evil Boyfriend: Yeah your son will gonna get bully left and right seeing how fragile he is.
Dad: Don’t they gonna bully you to?
Evil Boyfriend: I would like to see them try, I’m actually the biggest kid in school, a star quarterback, the top dog, champion of the wrestling team, and your son’s a faggot. I can defend myself against anyone in the school, your son however he will need protection, he will need someone like me.
Dad: You’re so evil!
Evil Boyfriend: Hah I am and to solidify our evidence I made him do this innocent challenge from Ig:
Evil Boyfriend: See how rough I am. Your son is mine now and there is nothing you can do! He gave a little kiss to in the end. That slut still love me.
Dad: You piece of shit! Where is my son now?
Evil Boyfriend:
He’s in good hands. A little tired of course, but he will be good.
Dad: (jaw dropped)
Evil Boyfriend: I’ll have you know, if you ever did anything like this again, then your son life is on the line, I will either announce our relationship in the school, or I will pump my seed in him, again, and again, and again, until he got tired and begged me to stop of which I will punish him by keep pumping again and again and again. Your choice. Do you understand?
Dad: Fuck!
Evil Boyfriend: Exactly now excuse I’m gonna use your son’s body again.
Teen Alpha be like:
I’m already of age to fuck your Mom Bro!!!
While I go and have a threesome with your girlfriend, sister, and Mom all at the same time this summer at your house. You and your Dad can listen in the other room.
can fags get pregnant too?
I don’t know but I believe in hard work and trying, and when I meant in hard work and trying is, by getting tied into a bed and gang banged multiple times by guys like these:
Until their seeds had enough and transform on its own, into an actual human being, to stop the breeding process that could go on and on for days and days and days, and it hurts, its painful, its extremely pleasurable, and exhausting and it will take up a lot of your energy, time and dignity but it’s the grueling process that a fag should do in order to achieve the goals to get pregnant and it’s probably the only method that might work. If nothings happen, just fuck some more.
Your husband be like: Counting his money while having breakfast from his bloody crime organization business after he beat you last night, for scolding him because he never comes home, which made him feel guilty afterwards and give you the best rough sex of your life in order to make up for it, and accidentally curing your insomnia and making you sleep better at night, thanks because of the exhaustion, and now he’s going have to do it again because you didn’t made the coffee the right way, but this time as a ‘punishment’. Let’s be honest here, we all know you do it on purpose. The reason you were angry that he never comes home, it’s because you missed his big fat girthy DICK so much and he’s a pro at using it.
This Halloween, enjoy your juicy meals of a dangerous Ghostface Killer Alpha body, ladies. Sorry faggots, you aren’t allowed to have a taste, but you can look, and if you’re lucky enough, you CAN have the killer’s piss afterward.
People can’t fuck a luxury brand but they can FUCK a healthy BODY!!!
Who wouldn’t want to get tag teamed by these healthy BAD BOYS:
Pov: you are just another teenage ✨faggot✨with a skinny frame, smooth pale skin, boyish hair and a cute smile, walking in the street with your lollipop in your mouth, wearing a tight pink t-shirt that said “FREE HOLE FOR EVERYONE”, a short plaid skirt with a pink lace underwear underneath it, covering your clit and boy pussy, complete with your feminist agenda, feeling empowered and brave because you just came back from an lgbtq+ human rights protest and thinking that you just made a “difference” in the society and change it for the better. Then you stumble upon your SENIORS at school, looking like this:
You just know that you’re going to be totally “FUCKED”, figuratively and hopefully “LITERALLY”!!! Your sweet Pride vanish into thin air.