Henry Keoughan is halfway through whatever self-important rant he's on when Lily finally can’t take anymore. The seventh year Ravenclaw has been trying to have it on with her for weeks now and she has been mostly tolerant, not because she’s interested in him, necessarily, but because he’s actually rather intelligent – as Ravenclaws tend to be – when he’s not being an insufferable berk like he is currently.
"Oh, for God's sake, Henry,” she snaps suddenly, rolling her eyes. She’s had enough. Quite literally, she cannot stand another second of listening to this particular diatribe. Not when it had become personal.
"I'm just saying –” he continues in that same self-righteous tone.
"No, you're not,” she says with some heat. “You're talking. There's a difference."
“ – that you only scored that Ministry connection because Slughorn likes showing off talented girls.” He actually has the nerve to speak over her, as if her words are inconsequential to what he is saying, just like her achievements are inconsequential to the Ministry connection she had indeed secured during the last Slug Club meeting. At least according to him.
Lily sees red. “What’s the matter, Keoughan? Insecure because a sixth year Gryffindor is more talented than you?”
"You know what your problem is, Evans?"
Lily crosses her arms over her middle and puts some effort into looking bored. "That I keep having conversations with you?" she drawls.
A few nearby students snort. Henry's ears go red. "Fuck you."
The words reverberate through the corridor. He’d spoken louder than she thinks he meant to. Ravenclaws debate sensibly; they do not shout.
For a heartbeat, everything goes silent.
Lily tilts her head. Then she smiles. "Nah. I'll get someone else to do that."
The laughter is immediate, and raucous. Henry looks horrified, and humiliated. Not for the first time he’s been outwitted by a Gryffindor girl a year below him. Lily feels a flash of savage satisfaction.
And then a voice behind her says, "Hey, I volunteer."
Cool, and confident. The speaker is not laughing, but very clearly thinks what he’s said is funny. Given the circumstances, it objectively is.
The corridor erupts with laughter, chatter, whispers. It’s not that someone said it. It’s who said it. Because she knows that voice. Of course she knows that voice.
Everyone knows James Potter’s voice.
She turns slowly to find him standing a few feet away with Sirius doubled over beside him and Remus pinching the bridge of his nose as if already exhausted by whatever is about to happen.
James is grinning. He’s not serious, not even remotely. Well, given that it’s James Potter, he may be a little serious. She can never quite tell with him, but she does know that he is incapable of letting a joke pass him by, and she had set him up for quite the zinger.
Lily hadn't even known he was there. Under normal circumstances she'd roll her eyes and tell him to shut up.
Instead she catches sight of Henry's expression: disbelieving and horribly insecure in the sudden, terrible realization that he has absolutely no idea where he stands in this argument.
And Lily is still angry, so righteously angry. So she turns, marches right up to Potter.
The corridor falls silent.
James blinks. The humour is still present in his eyes, but it is quickly fading to uncertainty.
Lily starts walking, all but dragging him for a few steps before his feet catch up and he falls into step beside her.
"Come on,” she mutters. She does not meet anyone’s gaze as the chatter around them begins to grow louder, more excited by this intriguing development.
"Where are we going?" James asks.
"Anywhere that isn't here,” she tells him loud enough for those nearest them to hear.
His hand tightens around hers automatically as she pulls him along. Behind them, Sirius makes a choking noise. Someone actually applauds. There are cheers as if people have been waiting for this moment for years, which is confusing. Someone wolf-whistles as they pass.
Henry looks like he's just been punched in the stomach.
Lily keeps walking. James keeps following.
She doesn't stop until they've turned enough corners that nobody can see them anymore.
Then she comes to a halt and turns to him. He looks bewildered, but not unhappily so. There is a tiny self-satisfied smile playing at the sharp corners of his mouth.
Lily opens her mouth to speak, then freezes. She looks down, realizes that she is still holding James’s hand. He doesn’t seem to need to look down to confirm that fact; he’s been painfully aware the entire time.
The slight smile begins to shift into a slow, dangerous grin.
“No.” She shakes her head and tries to pull her hand away. He tightens his hold.
"You dragged me away,” he observes, still in that agitating melodic tone.
"I recall,” she says in a clipped tone that would have been more effective if their fingers weren’t still intertwined.
"By the hand,” he adds. As if she isn’t aware of the single point of contact between them.
"Yes,” she sighs, trying again to pull away from him. She isn’t surprised when he still doesn’t let go.
"In front of witnesses,” he reminds her.
“I was there, Potter,” she says through gritted teeth.
“In front of the guy who’s been trying to get you to sleep with him for weeks.”
She points a finger at him, which only serves to make him grin even wider.
"Do not make this weird,” she threatens.
His grin softens a bit, but doesn’t fade completely. "I'm not making it weird.”
"You absolutely are,” she insists, but this time when she tugs her hand, he lets it slide away and she has to admit to herself that the situation isn’t weird. Well, yes, it is. But it’s not uncomfortable.
“No,” he says, tone light and easy and conversational. Like the entire exchange wasn’t built on the suggestion of the two of them running off to shag. "I'm merely observing that if anyone asks, I think this counts as a public declaration."
“You’re insane,” she says. She doesn’t mean it, and he knows it. She knows that he knows.
Which is infuriating in itself. Because as annoying as James Potter is, she realizes that she knows him, and he knows her. Which is complicated considering that she has, at times, very publicly declared her disdain for him. Not recently, of course. They’re friends now, which is why she had felt fine dragging him away as she had.
Her heart does a funny little flutter when he laughs. Not smugly, but delighted, as if the entire situation is the funniest thing that has happened to him all week. It probably is.
Lily hates that she starts laughing too. Because it is funny in an absurd way.
"It worked," she says after a moment when they have both stopped laughing and are just standing there in the corridor smiling at each other, basking in the euphoria of the stunt they’ve just pulled.
James's grin softens into something more fond as understanding flashes across his face. “Oh.”
He is quiet for a moment. Then, he smirks at her. "He thinks we were serious."
"Yes,” she says. She had seen it in his face as she had dragged Potter away. She doesn’t want to think about why Henry and everyone else had thought there was a possibility they hadn’t been joking.
"And you wanted him to think that." It isn’t a question. Not really. But in a way it is. A clarifier, perhaps.
"I…” she pauses. “I wanted him to spend the rest of the day wondering."
James nods solemnly. "A noble goal."
She smiles despite herself. "Thank you."
"I am, of course, happy to assist your cause."
Lily rolls her eyes. "So selfless."
He sighs as if carrying a heavy burden. "The things I do for my fellow students."
She laughs, and turns to walk away. He follows, of course he does, and falls quickly into step with her. She doesn’t object.
“We weren’t dating,” Lily says suddenly. She doesn’t know why she says it. It doesn’t matter. But something compelled her to tell him.
“I know,” James tells her. There is a strange tone in his voice as he continues, like he is choosing his words carefully. “He was never worth your time.”
She glances at him sidelong. “No, he wasn’t.”
They walk aimlessly for a while, not in any real direction. Just comfortable in each other’s company. Then, he breaks the silence.
“Here it comes,” Lily groans. “You’re about to ruin the moment.”
“Was there a moment?” he says a little too casually. “Whatever, no, I’m not ruining anything.”
“No,” he insists. Then, “But...”
"I did volunteer my services.”
"You were joking,” she says. It was obviously a joke, but some part of her is worried there could have been some level of truth to it.
Lily stops walking and turns to him.
James immediately raises both hands. "I'm kidding."
"James Potter,” she said warningly.
He laughs, not intimidated in the slightest. "I'm kidding!"
She narrows her eyes. He smiles innocently.
Lily knows better. The annoying thing is that he knows she knows better, which is somehow exactly what makes her laugh again.
Behind them, somewhere back in the castle, Henry Keoughan is probably still trying to figure out whether he just witnessed the beginning of something. Lily hopes he never gets an answer.
James, meanwhile, looks entirely too pleased with himself for someone who had merely volunteered his services for the sake of an easy joke.
She has to take him down a notch because of course she does. That’s what Lily Evans does. "Don't get used to it."
"Holding my hand,” she tells him.
His grin widens again. “Too late.”
He reaches down and slides his hand back into hers. Lily doesn’t pull away.