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[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

This has to be a man.

The average woman has periods for 40 years, give or take, so at around 12 periods per year, that would be 480 eggs laid over her years of fertility.

Presumably they hatch into babies? There's no way on earth a woman is going to want to care for that many babies/hatchings, and is sitting on the eggs required as well? Is she ever able to leave the house or, you know, get her damn body and life back?

What a fucking dismal existence that would be. JFC.

[tributary]

[technologistrevolution]

even without the neopets solution I am Fascinated by the implication all eggs are fertile and this would result in every woman being the poultry virgin mary with 480 babies

[lakevida]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop

[wifehaver103947]

[someoneelsemaybe]

Me and the girls after 2 cups of suspicious stew

[tall]

[sassayfrass]

NOT EVERYONE HAS TOMODACHI LIFE

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[cozyvu]

via baileyycooper

[everyday-cutephoto]

[mikufanclub]

[affirms-day]

I am resilient and I can overcome challenges

[yourtryhard]

[lamignonette]

[ceruleanheaven]

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head