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Lucifer's Appearance / The Dark Age of Hell / Hellish Timeline
This is a heavily headcanon based Lucifer Morningstar of Hazbin Hotel Lore/Universe. Mutuals Only, 18+ Only, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Content Will Be Present! Pro-Censorship/Anti/Puritan Police Idiots are Definitely Not Allowed. Please read above linked for further information.
Hi everyone!
I am...so sorry that I've gone radio silent on this blog. It wasn't my intention, I just had a huge drop in my mental health and I just did not have the spoons to deal with anything but some reblogs on my multi and doom scrolling on tiktok.
Anyway, some news! I have been working on clawing myself out of the hole, and then my chronic pain flared up bad in my leg, and the doctors finally discovered -- drumroll please -- I have a tumor! It's just doin' it's thing under my kneecap, growing...causing pain...shifting ligaments... Ya know. It's most likely benign, but there's a small chance it's not, and so I'm scheduled for surgery in literally a month.
I'm going to try and slowly get back on here, if anyone misses me! Because I really miss you guys! The stuff in my drafts is put on hold until I can reclaim muse for them. In the meantime, I'm always lurking on my multi, so you'll know where to find me!
Swapping myself to Low Activity, due to mental and physical health issues cropping up. I don't have a lot of energy and a knee injury that I thought was on the mend has flared up again leaving me in heavy pain for the past 48 hours. My spoons are limited. I'm trying to slog through drafts, it's just taking a while. Figured you guys would appreciate an update and I am so so sorry it's taking so long.
Alright my friends, the ADHD really be ADHD-ing lately. My muse for Lucifer is fairly low, and I'm very slowly working on drafts, it's just hard to get that dopamine. Plus I'm brainrotting over Fourth Wing/Iron Flame with my boyfriend so that's a distraction.
I promise I'm still here, and you can find me on my multi too! Just remember nothing is being dropped on my end, I'm battling against my brain rn
@heliacalxrising @themosthatedbeingg @voodoodaaddy
I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.
Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.
So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.
i want a smut thread where dancing in a club turns to fucking on the side against a wall.
". . . ."
Lilith pauses, turning towards Lucifer as she raised a brow at him, "You have no qualms with me getting a hit in with your Father?"
Part of her feels like he would've been disappointed in her for wanting to throw hands with God but hey, if he was being supportive on the issue, maybe she might even add the venom nail polish she saved for special occasions.
@heliacalxrising
Lucifer sighs a little. “Well my darling heart, your independence is why I love you. And besides, He can use a good sock in the face.”
After all. Where was God when Lucifer had needed Him the most? When he had begged for Lilith’s safety, begged for Adam and Eve to be spared once the Fruit had taken hold? God had been nowhere and now look where he and Lilith were.
If Lilith wanted to get a hit in, she is more than welcomed to.
Taking her hand, Lucifer kisses her knuckles. “Aim for one of his eyes.”
Whomst wishes for Lucifer in their inbox?
EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ It’s sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! ”
“ Partner, I reckon that I ain’t been feeling very yeehaw lately. ”
“ I don’t study; I consult the lore. ”
“ Yeah, I understand women — they all want daggers and swords. It’s all quite simple, really. ”
“ Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. ”
“ Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ”
“ Yes I’m a gatekeeper and a hater. I’m also God’s most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. ”
“ My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ”
“ Man — if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit. ”
“ It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ”
“ If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. ”
“ Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is … well … an asshole. ”
“ I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. ”
“ I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. ”
“ I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ”
“ Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. ”
“ Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. ”
“ I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. ”
“ Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. ”
“ i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. ”
“ These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. ”
“ I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. ”
“ I don’t need to face reality; I’m not just that type of girl. ”
“ DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? ”
“ I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. ”
“ Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think I’m hot? ”
“ My priorities aren’t straight and neither am I. ”
“ I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. ”
“ Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was twelve years old! ”
“ I was born for shock value. ”
“ Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ”
“ Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! ”
“ Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. ”
“ Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ”
“ My hobbies include knowing things and being right. ”
“ This is good advice, but don’t tell me what to do. ”
“ I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch I’m gonna take your kneecaps. ”
“ Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! ”
“ My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. ”
“ I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. ”
“ I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! ”
“ Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. ”
“ Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. ”
“ Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ”
“ girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. ”
“ BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. ”
“ I just gave your address to some spiders! ”
“ I disappoint my father as a hobby now. ”
“ I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. ”
“ Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! ”
“ I have half a braincell left and I’m very scared to use it! ”
“ Listen, son — in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”
“ I appreciate the advice, but I think that I’m old enough to make my own bad decisions. ”
“ I’m disappointed in me too. Y’all aren’t special. ”
“ Running from your demons is the best exercise! ”
“ Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ”
“ Time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”
“ If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. ”
“ Bestie, I don’t think that I can girlboss under these conditions. ”
“ Yeah I’ve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! ”
“ Swag is earned, not learned. ”
“ Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. ”
“ I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. ”
“ Please God no … I don’t need any more character development right now! ”
“ If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ”
“ Do not put me in a situation. I’m at my limit and I am very tired. ”
“ I may be depressed, but at least I’m not basic. ”
“ It’s MY LIFE and I’ll sabotage it myself, thank you. ”
“ Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. ”
“ At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. ”
“ Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. ”
“ Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? ”
“ One day, I’ll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and I’ll shit on your head. ”
“ On the outside, I’m a baddie — but on the inside, I’m a saddie. ”
“ My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. ”
“ I’m a cool person if you can just look past my personality. ”
“ Beetles don’t have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. ”
“ I hope that you get your character development arc soon. ”
“ Those are some nice kneecaps … It’d be a shame if someone stole them … ”
“ I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. ”
“ I’m done being baby; I want POWER ”
“ Wait, “Just Standing There Ominously” doesn’t count as socializing? ”
“ Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. It’s called being flexible. ”
“ I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! ”
“ I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. ”
“ Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! ”
“ i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER ”
Lucifer getting his obsession with ducks because God had an obsession with the platypus, send tweet
Lucifer the helpless romantic.
Lucifer and his little princess 🥰
Guys stoooop you're giving away his feelings!
Sorry I haven't been on Lucifer lately, my muse has been pretty low. But tomorrow we close early for the holiday and I get two days off, so I'll do my best!
In the meantime, you can find me on my multi!
" are you molting ? " said with the Alastor Brand (tm) of disdain, from x !
"What? Noooo. Pfft. What makes you say such a thing?"
Ignore the way his feathers are slowly falling to the floor. His back is so fucking itchy, he thinks he's gonna rip his skin right off of his body. And he cannot let Alastor know that, because Lucifer know he's not gonna be able to live it down. Why did the bastard have to show up just when he's trying to fix the issue?
They stare each other down for a long moment before Lucifer groans and his hands fly back to claw at his bedraggled wings. "Shut up! Yes, I'm molting and it's miserable! What do you want?"
soft sex and groping and moaning and heavy breathing and making out and humping and clawing and whining and
