birb!!!!!!!!!!

hi nerds, birb here. i just kinda exist and did not expect anyone to read this so good job to you. any/all with they/them preference also original pfp art is not mine. i stole it from a video 5 years ago. yes this description is generic womp womp

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you KNOW the monkey's paw curled when this was posted

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the

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its so crazy actually being productive. like. i just sat down and did work??? without getting distracted??????????

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stress is like drinking nitroglycerin because both are making me explode

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my brain is a poorly run business and right now the unpaid intern controlling the socials is in charge

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all the world is a stage and i'm the sole audience member and director because the world is for my enjoyment solely

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sucking on my salt lamp so hard it accidentally gets sucked into my throat and makes a salt lamp shaped lump

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im so fucking eepy im such a fucking eeper im fucking going nai nai im such a mimimicore eepy snoozer its my fuckin bedtime and im a fuckin huge eepy princess

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if you see this post, the algorithm is sending you a message. unfortunately that message is to go fuck yourself

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call me an open world npc because i got 3 lines of dialogue and will actively get myself killed

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she does not think, but she still am

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any proof is subjective proof if you plug your ears and go lalalalala

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ragebait the ragebaiters. make them mad. prove your superiority. be petty. "fighting fire with fire just makes more fire!" bold of you to assume i dont want more fire

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top 10 things to do at 12:51 AM

10. remember you installed tumblr

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just bashed my head into a wall and suddenly had the urge to download this app