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Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:
my cat does this before he pukes
We could never know that birds migrated or that spiders wove webs by looking at their fossils. Now imagine what sorts of weird behaviors dinosaurs exhibited.
a post on here could be like âmake sure you litter guys! the earth is actually adapting to digesting different kinds of materials if we stop littering weâre hurting itâ and a good handful of you would reblog with âyiikes :0 didnt know this. followers make sure to throw your trash on the ground
Fuck whoever made this lmfao
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After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, âIf your mother were still alive, Iâd swear that was her knock.â
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription âLived Once, Buried Twice.â
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Irish women are strong as fuck
âI lived, bitchâ irl
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When you guys have visited potential apartments, what kind of questions did you ask besides the basics like what rent and utilities include?
Here are questions I didnât ask but should have: what does the basement look like?
What measures are taken to secure the building ?
Are the walls thin? Brief info of who lives in the building. Are they college kids? People that work through the day? Elderly? Is it a mix? Where does the garbage go?
Can I pay rent bi-weekly? What kind of fuses does the apartment use? (My fuse box is in the basement. If I blow a fuse I have to replace it myself. They screw until the box. All of which I didnât know until it happend and I was sitting in the dark suddenly)
Who do I call for repairs? (If itâs a private rental) Am I allowed to paint the walls? Is there any additional storage? Do you do regular pest control?
count the outlets, ask about recycling policies, ask if thereâs a noise restriction (nothing loud after midnight, everything goes on the weekend, etc)
LAUNDRY FACILITIES Definitely ask about security Whether subletting is allowed (esp if youâre in college and might want to sublet for the summer) If you have a car, whether thereâs parking/how much it costs What kind of heating/AC there is Procedure/response time for any maintenance How mail/packages are received/protected from theft (seriously people stealing your packages can be a huge problem) What kind of verification of your salary will they want, and in what circumstances will they accept a guarantor instead? Whether the apartment is furnished
Assuming you are in the middle of looking at/choosing between places: When does the lease start? Are you going to give preference to people based on when they can move in? Whether groups of a certain number of people get preference Really anything about who they prioritize for applications, it can save you a lot of trouble in trying to apply to places youâll never get into
not something for asking the realtors, necessarily, but important rights you should be aware of as a tenant:
when and for what reasons are your landlords allowed to enter your home? how much of a notice should they give you before entering?
can the landlord make modifications to your home or apartment without your approval? to what extent?
what are the options and conditions for breaking your lease early if thereâs an emergency? (this is ESPECIALLY important for anyone moving to a new state/considerable distance where you are not able to visit the apartment/home before you rent â students get taken advantage of ALL THE TIME with this shit)
if your first or last month at the property is a partial stay (i.e. you move in on july 15th, and rent is typically due on the first) make sure you donât pay the full first monthâs rent before you know the area laws! in many states, you are only legally required to pay for the time you are occupying the property
is renterâs insurance necessary? many apartments want at least 30k coverage, which can run a couple hundred dollars extra per year
are the landlords/property management liable for crimes on the property? for example, if your car was broken into. if not GET RENTERâS INSURANCE
-ask if thereâs any property upkeep you can do to get a bit off the rent (aka, can they take 100$ off the monthly rent if you maintain the lawns/garden, etc.)Â
-ask if thereâs been any consistent/frequent trouble with electricity/internet connectivity/cable if you have it
-what KIND of electricity?Â
-what kind of heating (hot water/electric)
-how secure is the neighborhood (if you donât know)Â
-ANY PLUMBING ISSUES? check ALL the fucking taps, the showers, EVERYTHING WITH WATER to make sure it all works right.Â
-ANY PLUMBING ISSUES? check ALL the fucking taps, the showers, EVERYTHING WITH WATER to make sure it all works right.Â
I CANNOT SECOND THIS ENOUGH.
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- who last lived here? why did they leave?
- Do they charge an âamenities feeâ (Around here you canât avoid them at all now, but some places you might still be able to)
- Do they have a policy on rent increases? (Also check if thereâs a legal limit to rent increases in the area).
- Are utilities paid in a separate check or with the rent?
- Are utilities metered or pro-rated (in older buildings itâs common to be charged by square footage and/or number of occupants, which can leave you subsidizing the people who turn the a/c down to 60 in the summer or the heat up to 80 in the winter - you may not be able to avoid this but itâs worth trying).
- Are there any switched circuits in the apartment. Buildings built in the late sixties through the early eighties often have switched circuits. If they do, then with the number of devices used these days you will probably have to have something important on the switched circuit - tape the switch in the on position! (Trust me).
- What are the rules on hanging pictures?
- Who is responsible for paying for and replacing bulbs in permanent fixtures? If itâs you and thereâs a fixture with weird/unusual bulbs (globe style, chandelier style, etc) ask where you can buy the bulbs.
- What are the rules about pets? Do they have breed specific restrictions on dogs? Size restrictions on fish tanks? (Believe it or not thatâs not uncommon).
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If you have roommates, even if theyâre your friends, ask what happens if one person moves out. Who is responsible for their rent? What about security deposit, how much is it and what do you have to do to document existing damages before you move in?
- Itâs boring as hell, but read the lease before you sign it! Ask questions and clarify anything you notice that seems weird or that you donât understand. I had a landlord that required I get the carpets professionally steam cleaned (which I didnât realize until we were moving out because I didnât read the entire lease) and another that tried to keep part of my security deposit because I didnât pay for professional cleaning, but we got the money back because it wasnât part of their lease that weâd signed.
- Take pictures/make detailed notes about damages already present on move-in. Add additional sheets to what they give you if needed because chances are theyâre going to be just as nitpicky when you move out to try and keep part of your security deposit.
- An addition to the hanging pictures - ask what they allow you to use (nails/screws or tape only) and whether they want you to repair the holes to keep part of your deposit. If youâre planning to wall mount your TV, ask specifically about using molly bolts because theyâre going to leave a much larger hole than a picture nail.
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it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
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