JOHN GREEN MY GOAT YOURE STILL HERE?????
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JOHN GREEN MY GOAT YOURE STILL HERE?????
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I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.
Sometimes I can almost hear him.
My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.
So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon
#This is the representation I’ve been looking for
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sources tell me a bitch is having a birthday
I need hollanov to have kids, if only to see them navigate being part of the PTA. You think they talk shit about people in the hockey world? It's nothing compared to the drama they get involved with on the PTA. Shane hates the PTA chair from day fucking one and it's his whole mission to replace her with someone who isn't a fucking bigot on an ego trip.
Ilya tries to be a little more careful. Sure he bitches about her over wine to Shane and some of their friends in the PTA, but the PTA chair's son is in the same class as their daughter, so even if they manage to oust her, they'll probably still have to deal with her for the whole time their daughter is at the school and is it worth the fucking headache that would be?
But then one day he and Shane get called to the school because their daughter was caught fighting with the PTA chair's son. And when they get the full story, it turns out the PTA prince had been bullying their daughter for having two dads. And PTA chair is adamant that her precious Caden would never bully. Sure, because of their religious beliefs, they don't condone Shane and Ilya's lifestyle, but their Caden would never use that as a reason to bully anyone.
And that's when Ilya sees fucking red. He's like "Oh so you just tell Caden that Rini's dads shouldn't be together because god says so and are now surprised that he would say that at school to our daughter? Do you even fucking know how children work? Have you read a single fucking parenting book? Well, in our house, our religion is hockey and in our religion, if someone talks shit you're allowed to punch them as hard as you want."
And okay, Rini still gets suspended, but so does Caden, and when news spreads of what happened, the PTA calls an emergency vote of no confidence. The PTA members all really want Shane to stand for chair, but he insists it should be one of their lovely mom friends who's been campaigning for stronger anti-bullying measures at the school. And from then on, even though neither of them are ever on the main committee, it becomes common knowledge that unless Shane and Ilya like you, you're never becoming PTA chair. They're that serious about protecting their kid.
I’m obsessed with the idea of Shane figuring out he can use his big beautiful doe eyes to get anything he wants.
He just widens his eyes, makes them a bit glassy and Ilya folds like a damn chair.
After a while Ilya figures out what he’s doing and screws his eyes shut to avoid looking at Shane.
Ilya: no Shane no I know what you’re doing, put your eyes away. You will not use your wicked spells on me today
Shane: Ilya will you just look at me please
Ilya always ends up looking at Shane because he can’t resist him and Shane gets his way every single darn time.
Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.
rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean
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