Idiots

Just two idiots messing around and doing illigal shit yo... Don't worry, we hate ourselves too. =)

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Phoenix: I wanna have sex *awkward face*

Marsh: You mean get paid

Marsh: Oops, I mean, add to your college fund

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Teacher: Early philosophers were called philosophs.

Phoenix: Philosoph

Phoenix: Bread loaf

Phoenix: Cool troph

Marsh: You a hoeph

Phoenix: Bar of soap

Marsh: Cantaloupe

Marsh: Autotroph

Marsh: Daddy pope

Phoenix: *drops the soap*

Marsh: Hella dope

Phoenix: Pass the smokes

Marsh: Throw a rope

Teacher: *facepalm*

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Phoenix: How do you get someone to accept a compliment?

Nova: Well... You could tell them until they finally believe it, or you could just hold a gun to their head and say "Know that you are beautiful"

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He often misses school... He probably makes love to his cat and has to stay home to recover from it.

Nova Chester 

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In Spanish Class:

Did we give up?

No!

But do we know what we’re doing?

NOO!

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Nova: Why am I attracted to them...

Phoenix: Because your immune system sees his immune system and is like "damn that's a nice immune system, we'd make nice children," and his immune system just wants to get some.

Nova: But he's sick all the time, he has a bad immune system!

Phoenix: DON'T TRUST HIM, HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM IS LYING TO YOU.