Profreshional [trom]boner

| Nabi | 21 | she/it/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | Korean-American | sometimes I make music |

[nabi3000]

Saw some fireflies the other day

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[hexjulia]

wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

[ladyplurabelle-deactivated20240]

[utopians]

ice pick lodge hire me for pathologic 3 I have ideas

[utopians]

artemy should wear a funny little hat this time

[utopians]

daniil either rollerblades, unicycles, or skateboards everywhere. not sure yet. maybe he alternates

[utopians]

rubin is gay now

[utopians]

clara get ipad

[utopians]

TRUE but this time ‘rubin’s prosectorium’ is going to be relabeled on the map as ‘rubin’s gay prosectorium’

[troutperch]

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

[pjackk]

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[nabi3000]

What do you mean breath of the wild is 9 years old

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[woman-becomer]

these tags make me so mad because you're right

[nomeusstuff]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[poetrylesbian]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[captain-price-returns]

Man, Xi Jinping knows more American culture and history than most Americans.

[captain-price-returns]

[malama-art]

girl ash 4 pride month