Profreshional [trom]boner

| Nabi | 21 | she/it/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | Korean-American | sometimes I make music |

[nabi3000]

Saw some fireflies the other day

[demilypyro]

bro experiencing his first girl rivalry

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

"It's easier if she thinks we're having gay sex then it is to tell her we're staying up all night playing Street Fighter 6"

[prince-johnny]

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[poppies]

stuff on my rabbit

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[dawnandpiplup]

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

[valenalentine]

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[swagcatholic]

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

[ros-sauce]

Make everyone's lives feel a little more rpg-like by changing your display name to "Somehow, you feel as if someone just"

[ros-sauce]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[yamada-ryo]

[epicsause-official]

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