ive lost control of my life

((Independant Dave Strider rp blog. Multiship and multi-AU blog. May be NSFW at times. None of the art on this blog is mine unless otherwise stated))

[hohoehoes]

somebody make a wikipedia page for me

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

[hohoehoes]

U bitch

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

[psyducked]

I’m off to catch a Valentine

[ellendegeneres]

Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.

[princenoctisluciscaelum]

You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’

[lonelyandcompany-deactivated201]

Okay but look at the reporters face and see how excited she is also.

[clestroying]

Lettuce is just crunchy water

[naotarou]

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

[heyinstalaugh]

[dennys]

[n-ul]

me every time i eat tbh

[laughcentre]

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

[awwww-cute]

The OMG cat

[phocookie]

Fuck Mace. Come at me.

[mvkiim-deactivated20140528]

Willy you’re a genius.

[sloth-grunge]

*takes nudes in the Apple store*

[serfborts]

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

[nevermindtheb0ll0cks]

[reiwatch-deactivated20180213]

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[l8ers-deactivated20140207]

[zealous-scribbler]

[brittonius]

everyone. everywhere. everyday

[old-narshe-blog]

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE