Like a Hell-Broth Boil and Bubble

🌿 26. She/her.🌿

[gwynn-bleidd]

the witcher 4 discourse is extremely funny in all its uselessness to me tbh because "They made witcher woke wah wah" bitch have you forgotten about openly bisexual ciri? openly lesbian philippa eilhart? the gay woodsman in white orchard? the drag queen in novigrad? the heavily insinuated pansexual dandelion? geralt standing up for minorities time and again? his seething hatred for the priests of the eternal fire? geralt himself saying again and again that he is different too and that he understands the struggle? the people literally calling him slurs in the streets?? and I could go on

[heylsgowt]

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[nyctosaurid]

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

[dovv]

was??

[lyingfigure]

😧😦

[favoritesticle]

[god-offical]

me after bottom surgery

[god-offical]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[katsigian]

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"you really gonna die on that hill?"

"someone is."

[stardustfanfare-archived]

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

[enki2]

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[skullhaver]

it's like every step that I take is another mistake to you

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

bestie…. it’s taking me one step closer to the edge and I’m about to break

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

do. Not

[disgustinggf]

[sweet-cynical]

my thighs are soooo kissable and y'all wanna know how many kisses they're getting? ZERO. I'd like to file a complaint

[camtot]

It’s autumn here but I’m pretending it’s spring in my ceramics 🌱

[liquidstar]

AEERUYGHH SAND IN MY EYES!!! IT'S IN MY EYES!!!

[coalashslurry]

almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

[ooccoo]

#cleaning it italian style

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

Al Dildè

[simzart]

[animentality]

funniest thing our wizard has ever said after spending several seconds going through their spell list:

"oh who am I kidding? fireball."