Fun-o-rama

New Englander. 30. We are all just skeletons in disguise.

[littlealienproducts]

Vintage 80s Piano Phone from MONTREALFLEAMARKET

[helleanorlance]

Went to see Rear Window on the big screen and it was sooooooo great. 10/10 would recommend

[segamascott]

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

[helleanorlance]

I do not look like Taylor Swift but the cover for her Toy Story single is giving REAL late high school / early college helleanorlance vibes. I think it’s the bangs.

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[solvuntur]

weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol

GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL

BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 7 hours 46 minutes

[mytearsrricochet]

happy pride month

[helleanorlance]

It appears to be absolutely impossible to find a rhyming dictionary that only shows true rhymes. How am I supposed to put together a rhyme time game show like this.

[helleanorlance]

Well screw then because I just did it myself.

[byjove]

[helleanorlance]

It appears to be absolutely impossible to find a rhyming dictionary that only shows true rhymes. How am I supposed to put together a rhyme time game show like this.

[helleanorlance]

One thing that I think a lot of people forget about Sherlock Holmes (or maybe don’t know if they have only seen the adaptations) is that these stories are like 80% Sherlock talking. There are some where he doesn’t even leave his apartment. He just has a conversation with a client, figures it all out in his head, asks John a bunch of questions to see if he has it figured out, and then tells the guy who did it to come over and explains how he knows. I understand why they change this for adaptations because it would be very boring to watch but I think it’s so funny. Old Miss Marple is out there running around while Sherlock Holmes just sits in his office doing drugs.

[helleanorlance]

It’s always so interesting to me when someone hates a book I loved or loves a book I hated. Like how are our brains wired so differently from each other?

[helleanorlance]

I had to do a hard reset of my computer and I put everything important onto an external hard drive and I have all of my unfinished writing projects EXCEPT the one I want to go back to and work on. It’s possible it was just saved somewhere else, but of course I don’t remember what the doc is titled 🤷‍♀️

[helleanorlance]

It’s hard to explain my relationship with my uncle to people who didn’t know him because like, most people are not super close with their uncle. In some ways he was more like a cousin but that makes me feel weird because I don’t want it to seem like I’m saying he was childish because he was disabled. But he was 16 years younger than my mom (and was her sisters biological son who my grandmother adopted, so was, technically, my cousin) and that was just the level of closeness we had. But he WAS an older relative, and he did a lot to take care of me when I was a kid. So it’s hard to explain.

[helleanorlance]

I’m mostly avoiding tumblr because I don’t want to see Hacks spoilers BUT

In the midst of all of this, my application to write curriculum got rejected. And I don’t want to toot my horn too much but I am pretty confident that whoever does it will not be as good as me.