Bruh

The Blog of an Every day, Nothing Special Failure of a Prince. Carson // Nineteen // Hell's Mouth Born // Alpha Prince Honestly, there isn't much to me. I'm that guy you pass on the street and never notice. Sleeping, booze and chasing thrills and prey. Most of this will just be mindlessly passing time, but feel free to drop me a message or ask me anything. I'm always up anyway.

[hydrogen-by-moon-deactivated201]

due to personal reasons i will be beating my meat

[wholegirl-deactivated20150326]

*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town 

[kaijuno]

The noise association we have with our alarm clocks is so fascinating like you hear that sound at any other time and you just automatically feel like shit and your soul fills with dread and depression

[thegoodvybe]

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[cenkrett]

I might come across as pretentious, edgy, and melodramatic, but

[necpd]

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[1topblkdawg]

[truman4u]

For sure

[monya72]

No shame

[naughtyinnylon]

Hahaha. I masturbated more than once this morning 😃😃😗 xx

[neyruto]

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

that post got very sad very fast

[carldangerous]

Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻

[andrewbelami]

I’ve been trying to do this for 10 years and it’s safe to say it’s not working at all

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[dankmemesreasonforliving]

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[catscafecomics]

Snake always gets a table for two.

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