&& tessa time

the name's tessa. currently a college student with high hopes of being a news anchor. damn good at softball, especially when it comes to first base.

[josie-andthesparrows-blog]

tessa ❤️ [TXT MSG]: i feel like death covered in shirts i don't recognize. how you doin?

[TXT MSG]: fuck I don’t remember anything that happened after that game[TXT MSG]: i know I won, I always do[TXT MSG]: everything after that is a blue[TXT MSG]: and I feel like shit too, babe

[josie-andthesparrows-blog]

helllatessa:

[TXT MSG]: if you say so [TXT MSG]: why is it so fuckin sunny here? i just want to live in the darkness right now [TXT MSG]: …why does drunk tessa always steal shirts?? why does she not grab food for hungover tessa? [TXT MSG]: we should probs get food, shouldn’t we?

[TXT MSG]: how many shirts are we talking? [TXT MSG]: also do you remember who they came from this time?

[helllatessa]

[TXT MSG]: currently three. woke up with one on my face and two next to me [TXT MSG]: oh jk. four. found one inside my pillow cover [TXT MSG]: ...no. [TXT MSG]: not like i’m gonna make a psa asking who lost their shirt, though

[josie-andthesparrows-blog]

tessa ❤️ [TXT MSG]: i feel like death covered in shirts i don't recognize. how you doin?

[TXT MSG]: fuck I don’t remember anything that happened after that game[TXT MSG]: i know I won, I always do[TXT MSG]: everything after that is a blue[TXT MSG]: and I feel like shit too, babe

[helllatessa]

[TXT MSG]: if you say so [TXT MSG]: why is it so fuckin sunny here? i just want to live in the darkness right now [TXT MSG]: ...why does drunk tessa always steal shirts?? why does she not grab food for hungover tessa? [TXT MSG]: we should probs get food, shouldn’t we?

[helllatessa]

Josie [TXT MSG]: when I beat caspar and he runs into the sea naked. we're stealing his clothes.

[TXT MSG]: pshhhhh fuck yeah[TXT MSG]: wait. no. [TXT MSG]: this is the year of tessa NOT stealing clothes

[josie-andthesparrows-blog]

helllatessa:

[TXT MSG]: they knew that it wouldn’t be fair to the other campers [TXT MSG]: which i mean, i’d be worried too if it was both of us on the same team [TXT MSG]: it’s a good idea right? just get more of a buzz? cause it’s only gonna be buzzed!tessa tonight. drunk!tessa is not coming out

[TXT MSG]: they have to show some semblance of fairness.  makes sense. [TXT MSG]: hopefully my win didn’t send you over the edge?

[helllatessa]

[TXT MSG]: hwereh u??? [TXT MSG]: sdn dn’t kno ur locetoin!!  [TXT MSG]: FHAWOEIFN SAEGULL!!

[helllatessa]

heavensto-lux:

alright whoever isn’t a pussy, can come play drunk strip poker with chad and i

I ahm fucskin dowwwwnnn for datt!!!

[helllatessa]

Josie [TXT MSG]: when I beat caspar and he runs into the sea naked. we're stealing his clothes.

[TXT MSG]: pshhhhh fuck yeah[TXT MSG]: wait. no. [TXT MSG]: this is the year of tessa NOT stealing clothes

[helllatessa]

josie-andthesparrows:

[TXT MSG]: right?  I think so.  if we were the team would be unstoppable [TXT MSG]: probably why we weren’t put on the same team [TXT MSG: you should definitely take a swing every time!

[TXT MSG]: they knew that it wouldn’t be fair to the other campers [TXT MSG]: which i mean, i’d be worried too if it was both of us on the same team [TXT MSG]: it’s a good idea right? just get more of a buzz? cause it’s only gonna be buzzed!tessa tonight. drunk!tessa is not coming out

[helllatessa]

Josie [TXT MSG]: when I beat caspar and he runs into the sea naked. we're stealing his clothes.

[TXT MSG]: pshhhhh fuck yeah[TXT MSG]: wait. no. [TXT MSG]: this is the year of tessa NOT stealing clothes

[helllatessa]

josie-andthesparrows:

[TXT MSG]: maybe we can convince someone else to steal them? [TXT MSG]: i guess hiding them works [TXT MSG]: don’t necessarily want caspar walking around naked the entire time… [TXT MSG]: fine, we’ll hide them

[TXT MSG]: see? teamwork makes the dreamwork [TXT MSG]: we really should’ve been on the same team tbh [TXT MSG]: ...i think i’m gonna take a swig every time you get a ping pong in. get this buzz really workin’

[helllatessa]

Josie [TXT MSG]: when I beat caspar and he runs into the sea naked. we're stealing his clothes.

[TXT MSG]: pshhhhh fuck yeah[TXT MSG]: wait. no. [TXT MSG]: this is the year of tessa NOT stealing clothes

[helllatessa]

josie-andthesparrows:

[TXT MSG]: it’s for a good cause though! [TXT MSG]: wiping that smug look off caspar’s face!

[TXT MSG]: yeah, but only drunk!tessa steals clothes [TXT MSG]: maybe we can like, move them behind a rock  [TXT MSG]: so it would just qualify for moving clothes and not technically stealing?

[helllatessa]

whiskey-june:

I shall be there soon.oh. tessa, you no have to worry, it is not so strong you will die. do not worry about your alcohol handlings. 

I can handle my alcohol just find. Not sure if I can say the same for you. 

[helllatessa]

josie-andthesparrows:

I’m heading down now, had to make sure I packed enough vodka for the both of us.

God bless you for comin’ through with the hookup. Now go kick some ass at beer pong

[helllatessa]

Josie [TXT MSG]: when I beat caspar and he runs into the sea naked. we're stealing his clothes.

[TXT MSG]: pshhhhh fuck yeah[TXT MSG]: wait. no. [TXT MSG]: this is the year of tessa NOT stealing clothes

[helllatessa]

josie-andthesparrows:

Keep dreaming.  You’ll never beat me, Tess.  I would love to share your amores though, I’ll share my vodka with you.

Normally we’d be arguing about that till I win, but I want vodka so I’ll just say we can agree to disagree. Now where you at??

[helllatessa]

josie-andthesparrows:

I definitely meant my team, I mean hello, I’m on it.  Your team can come in second.

Babe, a softball must’ve bumped your head cause I know my team winning first place. But I loves you anyways that I’ll even share my smores with you.

[macdaddys-back]

[helllatessa]

macdaddys-back:

A grey tee, glasses and a Tessa. @hellatessa

Well we definitely rockin’ our looks for the bonfire!

[helllatessa]

josie-andthesparrows:

One party before my team beats everyone, sounds fun! @helllatessa, think this will be as good as the bonfire back in high school?

I think you meant my team, but it’s alright to make mistakes. Probably won’t be as worrisome as high school’s bonfire. Hopefully. 

[helllatessa]

From: Dmitri: [TEXT]: lady. come to the lake thing. it a beach ya? or...whatever. come hang with me.

[TXT MSG]: new number who dis.

[helllatessa]

all-out-ov-vodka:

[TEXT]: you make my life very difficult zaichik.

[TEXT: you know this ya?

[TEXT]: but that is fair. good for you.

[TXT MSG]: personally i think i’m very helpful  and make life a breeze [TXT MSG]: just ask josie [TXT MSG]: actually, no. don’t ask her. 

[helllatessa]

From: Dmitri: [TEXT]: lady. come to the lake thing. it a beach ya? or...whatever. come hang with me.

[TXT MSG]: new number who dis.

[helllatessa]

all-out-ov-vodka:

[TEXT]: I brought vodka and borsch and had to drink and eat alone >.>

[TEXT]: it is your least favorite Russian. do not be a boob. but if you got new number, this is Dmitri.

[TXT MSG]: that sounds very unfortunate, rando number [TXT MSG]: ah [TXT MSG]: well i enjoyed a nice night with josie in our cabin

[helllatessa]

From: Dmitri: [TEXT]: lady. come to the lake thing. it a beach ya? or...whatever. come hang with me.

[TXT MSG]: new number who dis.