[suphank-blog]

Kind of wish that I knew how to drive, because I can’t find my chauffeur and I really need some weed… killer. Weed killer.

[hello-amyjay-blog]

Killer, hm. Well, if you end up finding your chauffeur...maybe his next task could be to teach you how to drive? And then you won’t be in this mess any more.

[hello-amyjay-blog]

If you smell a burning smell, please don’t be alarmed. I’ve been trying out a new recipe for my next class, but it hasn’t really worked yet.

[jennifer-ell-deactivated2016050]

[ftwmadison-blog]

Baby if you could would you go back to the start? Take any fresh steps or watch it all fall apart again? Play another song here, then you can leave. With your delicate wings, I used to weave. Maybe there’s an undertow here, Or maybe this is stuck up in the air. I know how it looks but all that glitters ain’t gold…

[hello-amyjay-blog]

[hadleypls-blog]

I’m doing a survey about the establishment, and I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind answering a few questions?

[hello-amyjay-blog]

Of course not! I’ll answer whatever you got.

[eliashyfr-blog]

Elias Grant, pleasure to be here. Who are you?

[hello-amyjay-blog]

Hello to you too, Mr. Grant. Amy Jordan! Are you here for my class?

[suphank-blog]

“Well, you’ve never met me so I’m not surprised.”

[hello-amyjay-blog]

“That’s true,” Amy said with a little nod, breaking their eye contact for a second. “It sounded nice.”

[suphank-blog]

“I can feel you inside underneath my skin. Feel you take me from within, and so I surrender. Bound to you in sin…” He sung to himself, as he made his rounds around the camp site, checking to make sure everyone was kept safe and away from the dangers that lurked beyond the trees.

[suphank-blog]

[hello-amyjay-blog]

Amy was busy in her tent, fixing up her living space when she heard a voice from outside. Her body turned, crawling out into the outdoors. “Hey - “ she called out with a little smile, “I didn’t know you sang.” 

[caingreene-blog]

There’s no signal here, so if we’re in trouble or someone dies, then we have no way of calling the police or an ambulance. Plus no way of listening to Spotify, as I chose not to spend ten dollars on Premium. Also, I’m “tent roomed” with Jason Falcon and Sawyer Talbot… both could crush me with one hit. Me? I’m an optimist.

[caingreene-blog]

[hello-amyjay-blog]

Come on! This is going to be fun? Wilderness, a lake probably - who doesn’t love lakes? I love lakes! Bugs probably, but that can be fixed with some of that bug spray stuff. Wait...did you say no signal?

[ftwmadison-blog]

You know what sucks? Sitting in a hospital waiting room while they play repeats of that Robin Hood show and not allowing you to orgasm whenever Richard Armitage is on the screen. I’d let that Guy of Gisborne manhandle me any time he wants—sexually of course. Oh my god… I’m a bad person.

[hello-amyjay-blog]

That doesn’t make you a bad person! Maybe an excited person. You’ve got a point though. You take Guy of Gisborne and I’ll take Robin Hood, deal? 

[jeffwbu-blog]

Not all military movies.

[hello-amyjay-blog]

Okay true, I’ve just seemed to always think that the short hair or buzzed cut was a military thing. Seems like your hair did fine though, which is good! Also, welcome back. 

[jeffwbu-blog]

Well that internship sucked. Apparently the military doesn’t allow hair products, what a joke.

[hello-amyjay-blog]

Did they tell you why they don’t? I guess that’s why every military movie has guys with buzzed heads. 

[seanffs-blog]

I woke up and forgot my major, so I’ve just been trying out different classes all day. I felt most at home in childcare, except I was told I do not possess the right hips for childbearing, so I’d have a tricky nine months… Do people think I’m a seahorse?

[hello-amyjay-blog]

How many classes did you try out? I feel like if you hit enough things, you’ll figure out your major again.

[buffyannesummers-archive]

[dailydormer]

[queendormer]

[ftwmadison-blog]

No thanks.

[hello-amyjay-blog]

Oh okay. I could call someone for you? If you want, so you can go to class. I could also go to class for you, if you need that. It’s really nice of you to look after her for your brother.