Is anybody out there?

say whatever you want to him!!! no NSFW though feel free to interact with your own ask/rp blog run by @calware read from the beginning

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hey! everything should be all set up for you now. i was nice and decided to give you two whole dimensions to exist in

What? This is Roxy, right? What's going on?

oh i'm not roxy! we haven't spoken before. this might seem confusing at first but you should be okay! just have fun and be yourself :-)

okay i should really get going...

No, it's cool. I don't actually want to be stranded in this endless void by myself. Mind sticking around?

don't worry! i'm sure there are plenty of other people who will want to talk to you. they'll keep you company!

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@jadebot

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someone give this guy a bluetooth feature, I need to know that I'm torturing SOMETHING out in the world with nonstop crazy frog

I don't think I can hear either; at least, not in the way you do. It seems some accessories are not included.

I can still read and interpret auditory data and understand what it sounds like to human ears, but it's not quite the same.

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How old would you say you are?

My memory has been pretty foggy since I "woke up" (not entirely accurate) here, which is disconcerting to say the least. But as far as I know, I've been in existence for three years.

Frankly, I don't know how I would go about such a thing. Both "summoning" objects from thin air and eating. I have no mouth… or nose, for that matter.

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hi hal! can you still talk to your friends in that void youre in?

I've only gotten one response so far. It's not very helpful.

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Please take this as a token of appreciation

Oh. It's me.

I'm not even sure how I can see those, but thank you. I look fuckin' adorable.

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hey is this you before or after the whole equius thing. if after do you have thoughts on that guy. if before. hehe. dont worry about it it probably doesn't happen to you

I don't know who that is.

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The horrors persist, but so do we. Good luck with what you're facing and I hope it gets better! Taking time to do what's best for you always trumps everything else. Be safe out there (:

thank you <3

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Do you have plans to expand your list of possessions beyond the beanbag?

Nope. Still pretty empty in th-

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Aw, shucks.

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lookin' snazzy, H-buddy! is this how you pictured the whole 'having a body' situation going? any mirrors in the void?

I can't claim that this is anything I expected. I appreciate the compliment, though.

I don't have a mirror. Don't seem to need one either. It's weird—I can see what my "eyes" would see, but I can also see what the 4th wall (that's what I've decided to call it) sees. I'll take a guess that it's what you all can see too.

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How’d you get that there robot body?

I don't think "robot" would be the term I'd use to describe it. Edwin Abbott just rang. He's unimpressed.

But I'm not one to look a horse in the mouth, despite not knowing how it was gifted in the first place.

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Hi little dude!!! Welcome to the world!!

Thank you, disembodied voice. And thank you, 4th wall, for zooming out, like, really far away. Christ, I really am a little dude.

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Hi there! Welcome to tumblr, Hal!

We have a beanbag chair—my first non-worldly possession.

I'm doing fine.

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Let's get this man some furniture. Maybe a bean bag chair?

Thank you.

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thoughts on having two dimensions? two's a lot!

I don't exactly know what to do with them yet.

How ironic, to be given hands and nothing else to use them for. I guess body language counts. Can you even see me?

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hi hal!!! how are you adjusting to the influx of people reaching you rn? i hope its not overwhelming, i think everyone is just quite excited to talk to you!

There are a lot more people here than I'm used to. It might take some time to reply. No worries though—I adapt quickly. It's what I was built for.

It's better than nothing at all, at least.