[diagnosispsychosis]

hello-nursebot liked your photo: Happy Valentines day Blitzy! I

ohoo~ look vat ze cybercat dragged in~♥

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Oh dear, yes well I’ve been rather busy ever since my return to Cybertron. I see you’re just as charming as ever.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Oh I bet! So how’s old Cybertron doing, mhh~? Autobot’s still in charge?!? *Random grinned* Of course I am~♪♫ You know me ahahaha!! *And like most of the times when he’s talking to Red Alert, his face shifts to his Icy self*

…

No reason to change zat.

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Of course Autobots still have control of Cybertron why would you even think otherwise? I’m assuming you’re being kept busy as well with whatever it is you Decepticons do.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Tss, zere are enough reason to change zat! I’m vondering you’re not seeing zem! *Icy paused for a moment* … But anyvay, I’m not in ze mood for a political discussion right now. Vell.. zings haven’t changed since ve last talked

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Hm, not in the mood to discuss how superior Decepticons are? Interesting...Perhaps your current situation would be better if you made a significant attempt to escape? Just an inquiry. At least you'll have plenty of time to think things over. -She smirks and laughs softly.-

[diagnosispsychosis]

hello-nursebot liked your photo: Happy Valentines day Blitzy! I

ohoo~ look vat ze cybercat dragged in~♥

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Oh dear, yes well I’ve been rather busy ever since my return to Cybertron. I see you’re just as charming as ever.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Oh I bet! So how’s old Cybertron doing, mhh~? Autobot’s still in charge?!? *Random grinned* Of course I am~♪♫ You know me ahahaha!! *And like most of the times when he’s talking to Red Alert, his face shifts to his Icy self*

…

No reason to change zat.

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Of course Autobots still have control of Cybertron why would you even think otherwise? I'm assuming you're being kept busy as well with whatever it is you Decepticons do.

[diagnosispsychosis]

hello-nursebot liked your photo: Happy Valentines day Blitzy! I

ohoo~ look vat ze cybercat dragged in~♥

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Oh dear, yes well I've been rather busy ever since my return to Cybertron. I see you're just as charming as ever.

[hello-nursebot-blog]

 

[diagnosispsychosis]

You can “barely handle” me? Bwahahaha zat’s a new one!! Heh, too bad it’s only hypozzetically! I’d love to lay you as a femme too!

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Is it really? I think you’re quite aware of how unruly you are. I’m certain I’ve stated it several times before. Oh the thoughts that go on in that processor of yours are quite an enigma. 

[diagnosispsychosis]

Bah, everyone says zat! Zat or zey immediately say I’m crazy, hahah! But just look at me!? Do I look crazy? No! It’s zat simple *Hothead grinned widely* Now let’s stop talking ‘bout me, let’s start talking about you, sveety! Vat are you doing zese days, hm?

[hello-nursebot-blog]

To call you crazy would be jumping to conclusions.

Me? The usual. Not much has been happening really. Not that I mind that too much it’s nice to be back in the status quo of things. I’m sure it’ll get boring again but for now I am content with it.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Bwahaha zat’s vat I say all ze time!! Right next to shooting zeir heads off!!

Zat already sounds BORING!!! You should come here at once!! Zey haf a plague… or vas it a virus? Bah, vatever. Zey haf a medical problem around here and don’t know how to cure it! And guess vat, pretty nurse? Zey say I’m lucky to be in here!! Less chance of getting infected! AS IF ZAT’S LUCKY!! If I get ze bot in my servos who said zat I svear I fold him up until his head fits into his tailpipe!!!

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Now why would I want to endanger myself like that? Even if the chance to study a mystery virus sounds quite tempting..

I find it somewhat amusing that a Decepticon such as yourself is being so easily confined by a band of Autobots. Not to be insulting, of course, however I thought you'd be out of there with your fists blazing by now. Oh well at least you won't be infected. 

[diagnosispsychosis]

You can “barely handle” me? Bwahahaha zat’s a new one!! Heh, too bad it’s only hypozzetically! I’d love to lay you as a femme too!

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Is it really? I think you’re quite aware of how unruly you are. I’m certain I’ve stated it several times before. Oh the thoughts that go on in that processor of yours are quite an enigma. 

[diagnosispsychosis]

Bah, everyone says zat! Zat or zey immediately say I’m crazy, hahah! But just look at me!? Do I look crazy? No! It’s zat simple *Hothead grinned widely* Now let’s stop talking ‘bout me, let’s start talking about you, sveety! Vat are you doing zese days, hm?

[hello-nursebot-blog]

To call you crazy would be jumping to conclusions.

Me? The usual. Not much has been happening really. Not that I mind that too much it's nice to be back in the status quo of things. I'm sure it'll get boring again but for now I am content with it.

[diagnosispsychosis]

hello-nursebot replied to your post: You changed into a femme, what to do?

Really? Of all the things you could do you’d choose that? How unoriginal and lacking of creativity. -rolls her optics.-

HEY!! Zat’s only ze first zing I vould do, femme!! Come over here and I’ll show vat I’ll do next, sveetheart!! Bwahahaa

[hello-nursebot-blog]

How about no. A definite no. You know if I were changed into a mech I’d find something more worth my time.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Oooh!! Of course you do!! *insinuating laugher*

[hello-nursebot-blog]

At least this is all hypothetical…I can barely handle you as a mech who knows how long I could tolerate you as a femme.

[diagnosispsychosis]

You can “barely handle” me? Bwahahaha zat’s a new one!! Heh, too bad it’s only hypozzetically! I’d love to lay you as a femme too!

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Is it really? I think you're quite aware of how unruly you are. I'm certain I've stated it several times before. Oh the thoughts that go on in that processor of yours are quite an enigma. 

[diagnosispsychosis]

hello-nursebot replied to your post: You changed into a femme, what to do?

Really? Of all the things you could do you’d choose that? How unoriginal and lacking of creativity. -rolls her optics.-

HEY!! Zat’s only ze first zing I vould do, femme!! Come over here and I’ll show vat I’ll do next, sveetheart!! Bwahahaa

[hello-nursebot-blog]

How about no. A definite no. You know if I were changed into a mech I’d find something more worth my time.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Oooh!! Of course you do!! *insinuating laugher*

[hello-nursebot-blog]

At least this is all hypothetical...I can barely handle you as a mech who knows how long I could tolerate you as a femme.

[diagnosispsychosis]

hello-nursebot replied to your post: You changed into a femme, what to do?

Really? Of all the things you could do you’d choose that? How unoriginal and lacking of creativity. -rolls her optics.-

HEY!! Zat’s only ze first zing I vould do, femme!! Come over here and I’ll show vat I’ll do next, sveetheart!! Bwahahaa

[hello-nursebot-blog]

How about no. A definite no. You know if I were changed into a mech I'd find something more worth my time.

[glamcocoa]

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[diagnosispsychosis]

Maybe..? *Icy nods* Are you making fun of me again?

[hello-nursebot-blog]

No of course not. It’s just some innocent teasing. 

[diagnosispsychosis]

Haha, you know how to make yourself interesting, nurse!! Can’t vait, huh?

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Oh I can wait. I can be a very patient femme when I want to be. I have a feeling you will be the impatient one considering your current position. 

[diagnosispsychosis]

*Instead of Icy its now Hothead who answered* Yeah! Sort of, I mean. Hey I vas confused!! Zat tear vasn’t a fun ride and zere vas a huge explosion ven I crashed down! Oh no, not my fault, I svear! Ze cause of ze explosion, I mean. *Hothead waved his servos* Nope, not me! But suddenly zere vas an Autobot! Chromedome vas his name! And he called out for help and erm… it vas confusing. And ze help vas Rodimus and oh yes, you are right. He’s hotheaded and doesn’t zink before acting!! Bah! I don’t like him.

HEy! I’m NOT ze cause of ze infection!! Zey don’t haf any rights to lock me avay! Zat Autobot vas already veakened from ze explosion ven my fireblast hit him, I svear!! *Hothead grinned* Oh no, of course you vouldn’t care, bwahaha! Don’t forget, sveety, ve haf a date as soon I’m outta here!! Ve’re gonna haf some fun!!

[hello-nursebot-blog]

I see. So it was a misunderstanding. Can’t blame them for jumping to conclusions though. I wouldn’t exactly believe you if you suddenly appeared out of nowhere followed by an explosion.

Sounds to me like you are in quite a predicament. As soon as you’re out huh? From the sounds of it that could take solar cycles. Good luck finding a way out. I’m sure you could persuade them to let you go somehow. Maybe.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Maybe..? *Icy nods* Are you making fun of me again?

[hello-nursebot-blog]

No of course not. It's just some innocent teasing. 

[hello-nursebot-blog]

-Red Alert sighs and places her hand over her faceplate.-

So they attacked first? Hm, interesting. You would think bots who are supposedly at peace would at least let you get a word in. That is assuming you were actually behaving yourself.  Wait did you say Rodimus? Well, if he’s anything like the Rodimus I know then his actions aren’t very surprising at all.

Perhaps then it is best you are confined away from the others? After all wouldn’t that make you more at risk of infection? Not that I’m concerned for your well being or anything….

[diagnosispsychosis]

*Instead of Icy its now Hothead who answered* Yeah! Sort of, I mean. Hey I vas confused!! Zat tear vasn’t a fun ride and zere vas a huge explosion ven I crashed down! Oh no, not my fault, I svear! Ze cause of ze explosion, I mean. *Hothead waved his servos* Nope, not me! But suddenly zere vas an Autobot! Chromedome vas his name! And he called out for help and erm… it vas confusing. And ze help vas Rodimus and oh yes, you are right. He’s hotheaded and doesn’t zink before acting!! Bah! I don’t like him.

HEy! I’m NOT ze cause of ze infection!! Zey don’t haf any rights to lock me avay! Zat Autobot vas already veakened from ze explosion ven my fireblast hit him, I svear!! *Hothead grinned* Oh no, of course you vouldn’t care, bwahaha! Don’t forget, sveety, ve haf a date as soon I’m outta here!! Ve’re gonna haf some fun!!

[hello-nursebot-blog]

I see. So it was a misunderstanding. Can't blame them for jumping to conclusions though. I wouldn't exactly believe you if you suddenly appeared out of nowhere followed by an explosion.

Sounds to me like you are in quite a predicament. As soon as you're out huh? From the sounds of it that could take solar cycles. Good luck finding a way out. I'm sure you could persuade them to let you go somehow. Maybe.

[hello-nursebot-blog]

I suppose…there are a few bots from other dimensions I would like to meet faceplate to faceplate however seeing the trouble these tears bring with them a part of me doesn’t want to wish that upon myself.

What exactly are you doing over there anyhow?

[diagnosispsychosis]

*Hotheads face changes to his Icy self* Fascinating. Who do you like to meet? Somebot from zis uniferse I’m currently in? It’s ze one viz ze Lost Light. If zat means somezing to you.

And exactly zose Autobots locked me up as soon as I arrived. Speaking of zeir var is over and zey haf peace… *Icy frowns* And now I’m sitting here and vait for somezing to happen! Oh and zere’s a virus outbreak onboard. Fascinating, hm?

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Actually no. I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of the Lost Light did you say? I am assuming that is a name of a ship.

You mean to say they actually managed to imprison you? Hm, kudos to those Autobots. Peace. That must be nice-wait did you say virus outbreak? This universe sounds peculiar. I bet it never gets boring there.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Ahahah oh no~ its not a ship, ze dimension has lost it’s light!! Its dark all over and everone is running against valls all ze time~♪♫ It’s pretty funny aaahahaha

*And his face shifts back to Icy*

…

Yes. Vell zat ship is full viz Autobots! Vat do you zink!? Vell but I tried not to fight! Unfortunately Rodimus didn’t accept my suggestion to just talk. He attacked and reinforcements arrived. *Icy narrowed his optic.* And so I got here and just learned zat zere is a virus onboard vich seems to be deadly! And zey still von’t let me out! Tsk..

[hello-nursebot-blog]

-Red Alert sighs and places her hand over her faceplate.-

So they attacked first? Hm, interesting. You would think bots who are supposedly at peace would at least let you get a word in. That is assuming you were actually behaving yourself.  Wait did you say Rodimus? Well, if he's anything like the Rodimus I know then his actions aren't very surprising at all.

Perhaps then it is best you are confined away from the others? After all wouldn't that make you more at risk of infection? Not that I'm concerned for your well being or anything....

[hello-nursebot-blog]

I suppose…there are a few bots from other dimensions I would like to meet faceplate to faceplate however seeing the trouble these tears bring with them a part of me doesn’t want to wish that upon myself.

What exactly are you doing over there anyhow?

[diagnosispsychosis]

*Hotheads face changes to his Icy self* Fascinating. Who do you like to meet? Somebot from zis uniferse I’m currently in? It’s ze one viz ze Lost Light. If zat means somezing to you.

And exactly zose Autobots locked me up as soon as I arrived. Speaking of zeir var is over and zey haf peace… *Icy frowns* And now I’m sitting here and vait for somezing to happen! Oh and zere’s a virus outbreak onboard. Fascinating, hm?

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Actually no. I don't believe I've ever heard of the Lost Light did you say? I am assuming that is a name of a ship.

You mean to say they actually managed to imprison you? Hm, kudos to those Autobots. Peace. That must be nice-wait did you say virus outbreak? This universe sounds peculiar. I bet it never gets boring there.

[diagnosispsychosis]

Don’t make fun of me!! Got zat? *Blitzwing crossed his arms and nodded* Haha of course it is! I know vat you femmes like to hear! See, I’m a gentle gentlemech, bwahahaha!! You can’t resist my charm, you and I know zat!! So simply say yes and ve haf a … “date” Hehe

[hello-nursebot-blog]

Or perhaps darling you can’t resist my charm. Alright, yes, we have a ‘date’ as you so fondly refer to it. 

[diagnosispsychosis]

Whoa, zat vas easy! Great! *Hothead leaned back against the wall, quite satisfied with himself* Now I only haf to get outta here! Or you go and find a tear vich leads right into zis … room! Haha!! Zat vould be perfect!!

[hello-nursebot-blog]

I’ve had enough of interdimensional traveling to last me a lifetime. You would love that though wouldn’t you? Ha. I’m certain wherever it is you are they’re treating you just fine. You have fun now but not too much fun. 

[diagnosispsychosis]

Yes, of course! Interdimensional travels are interesting! You meet new mechs you already know Hahaha! Zey usually are ze same like in my own uniferse. Not alvays of course, but generally speaking? Zey’re ze same!!

Yeah.. of course, I haf my fun here. Like totally. *Hothead bowed forward and leaned his chin on his hand, staring at the corridor outside of his cell.*

[hello-nursebot-blog]

I suppose...there are a few bots from other dimensions I would like to meet faceplate to faceplate however seeing the trouble these tears bring with them a part of me doesn't want to wish that upon myself.

What exactly are you doing over there anyhow?