Haaaai

*Stuff*

[hello-uncreative-username]

[onlytwitterpics]

[hello-uncreative-username]

So me and my friend did something. I think Dan looks great 😂😂😂

[just-shower-thoughts]

No amount of articles highlighting the danger of using Q-tips to clean my ears will stop me from using Q-tips to clean my ears.

[tampire]

[earthdad]

who thinks they can fight me and win

[frawgs]

Everyone

[earthdad]

They’d be right I’m sensitive

[auradeflor]

[uglyrad]

me

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

[magicofanimation-deactivated201]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via skychuckles)

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[rlyhigh]

[chibistarlyte]

There’s about to be a battle up in here.

[just-shower-thoughts]

All adults are born in the previous century and all children are born in this century.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[poptropicaofficial]