if i look back, i am lost
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@thestormypetrelofcrime
every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats
every night i sing a song of such incredible beauty that a new pig wanders onto my farm and becomes my best friend
#SustainableLiving
another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
THE TIME LOOP
God forbid an Argonian Maid have hobbies
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
This is still my favorite post on this whole site
I’m here for the fossilized tomato
Prehistoric dinner here I come
Forbidden Fossil Feast
Happy 20 Years Everyone!
at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
Yeah, same
you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government
they are also like this about vaccines
cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
sitting my white ass down and listening
The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.
when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !
I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them
Fuck dude you really can’t
This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic
I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"
fuck I left mine in the jar by the door
if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted
