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A Coca-Cola északír gyárában majdnem egy napig kellett tisztítani a gépeket, miután ürüléket találtak az üdítősdobozokban.

negeravitrinben-deactivated2017

foztunk az olasz baratainknak gulyast.

parmezant tettek ra. parmezant tettek ra

bsznvl-egyiptologus

a braziloknak is mindig ez az első reflexük

deadmanride

az en olaszaim minden fozesnel megkerdezik, hogy van-e benne paradicsomszosz?! Es soha nem mondjak meg, hogy miert kene, hogy legyen benne.

thenatsdorf

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“You’re my best friend.”

jvepvrk-deactivated20170228

pure

hinta-palinta

akurvaanyadatbuttersofficial

@otthonzulles

failnation

nostalgicgifs

istenallatkertje

GUgyúlj MIláng MAfelCI - ez volt a tűzgyújtó varázsige. Minden varázsigében benne volt, hogy gumimaci. Na, ennyit erről.

knusprig-titten-hitler

hayabusa-2-deactivated20190823

Budapesten van egy ilyen hostel, ahol egy szekreny mogott van szoba

csehszlovakkem

Na. Ezt mar szeretem!

thievinggentleman

// okay. story time.

once upon a time, i was sitting around, browsing ebay for more Lupin the Third merch to add to my ever-growing collection. as i looked amongst the many listings, i came across a one-of-a-kind auction for some strange, weird-looking toy…

i wasn’t sure what it was. the title was “#C349 PRIZE Anime Character figure gun Lupin The 3rd” and that didn’t make a whole lot of sense, so i checked the description to see what it was, but there was nothing about the item, only information about shipping.

the pictures from the listing showed this strange toy, as such:

i thought to myself, what harm can this do? it’s only $4.99, i can afford that.

so i placed a bid, and won the auction. this was about a month ago.

today the item arrived. i picked it up from the post office, because the postal worker couldn’t bother to ring the damn doorbell to see if anyone was home, which–yes–we were home to receive the item. once home, i opened the box and pulled it out.

and i examined it.

looked at it from all angles.

“what the fuck is this thing supposed to do?”

…

then i pulled the trigger.

this toy.