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glenn rhee was shaped like a friend

  HE STILL IS.

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SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞

❝ It’s their blood. ❞

❝ Where are your guns? ❞

❝ You’re better than me. ❞

❝ Put your hands up! ❞

❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞

❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞

❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 

❝ Come with me. Please. ❞

❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞

❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 

❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞

❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞

❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞

❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞

❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞

❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞

❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞

❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞

❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞

❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 

❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞

❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞

❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞

❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞

❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞

❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞

❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞

❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 

❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞

❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞

❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞

❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞

❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞

❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞

❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞

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abittangledup:

“weren’t you the one expecting it just a second ago ??? man you gotta pick a side.” another roll of her eyes and a sigh. “besides if we do the whole ‘kill em with kindness thing, they’ll expect kindness and then we’ve dug ourselves a hole. the best we can honestly do is benefit the group and ourselves. plus, if we play it safe and stick to small towns there’s a definite chance we won’t be overrun with walkers.”

her smile turns into a smirk once she’s finished her relatively serious logic talk to throw a little flirtatious wink his way. “and don’t you wanna have more alone time with yours truly. wouldn’t that be just peachy ???” she likes messing with glenn, the entire camp knows just how not ‘into it’ she is….given the rather exaggerated scenes that have followed some guy getting a bit too friendly with her….and yet glenn always seemed to be easy to fluster - and that wasn’t something you came by too often these days. 

          there’s no way he can help the grin that pops up on his face. glenn drops his head and snickers quietly to himself. its a soft laugh with no real sound, but his shoulders shake just enough that one can tell its a laugh. it continues up until the point her last bit is added on and then it cuts - completely comes to a direct HALT and there isn’t another sound emitted.

          glenn just... stares.

          “ wait - are you serious? you’re not serious... right? ‘cause i mean -- ”

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abittangledup:

          “well. the inevitability of either of us getting our asses kicked now has escalated and therefore we’re gunna need more medical supplies. you’re not gunna like the idea but it’s what we’ve gotta do. it’ll solve both of our problems. we’ve gotta go on more runs. that’ll increase supplies and decrease our time at camp so less time for them to actually plan or mess with either of us.”

           both she and glenn were on the smaller side, fast, and young. that made them the prime candidates for runs. they were also smart and worked well together - but the group didn’t seem to care about that. what mattered was that they got back with ample supplies to keep them going a while longer.

          “ whoa, whoa - hold on. you’re EXPECTING it? i mean it would be real great if neither of us could get our asses kicked. besides, have we tried the whole -- ” two fingers held up on each hand and bending to give a quick set of air quotes, “ -- kill ‘em with kindness thing? does that work? ”

          glenn drops both hands back to his sides after a few seconds more and when he realizes how much of an IDIOT he just made himself sound to be, there’s an annoyed sigh.

          “ i’m just gonna answer my own question and say no. that doesn’t work. ”

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abittangledup:

“…..okay fair. but did you ever think that i also stepped in because the more times you get your ass kicked the less medical supplies we have in case someone gets injured out on a run ??? i mean. it’s not just cause i’m tired of seeing you get your ass kicked - it’s because there are actual reasons you should avoid getting your ass kicked. like everyone else who needs medical attention in this camp.”

       a little harsh….but it was the truth.      

          she’s right. oh no. & not only is she right - its probably the most spot-on thing she’s ever said. no matter how much glenn is chomping at the bits trying to find a way to deny it, he just can’t.

          he’s ultimately at a loss for words. he could argue back like he usually does OR... for the first time in any argument with this girl - he can just drop it and let her be the victor. & luckily, that’s what he chooses to do. “ then what do you suggest? i’m not gonna sit around and watch you get bullied instead. ”

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abittangledup:

             “well, see there are two specific points that both you and potential harassers are missing that would make targeting me a mistake. a) i’ve been working on my shot and unless they want a silent and accurate shot that may or may not miss their most prized body part when they go out to piss in the middle of the night they won’t dare to mess with me. and b) maisy and i have been working on the whole ‘sic girl’ command. but that’s not going as well…she’s too friendly….”

              a heavy shrug, she doesn’t feel like arguing with glenn, they both know that he didn’t have it under control. but he was right. they outnumbered her and were way out of her weight class. there were things they could do to her that they would definitely not do to glenn…but the thing was. with the law a thing of the past. fighting back with brute force wasn’t out of the question. 

          “ oh my god, liz. first of all - the size of maisy isn’t really intimidating at all ‘cause the minute they see a small dog running for them the first thing they’re gonna think is ‘ oh, look at this tiny dog ’ not ‘ OH, i’ve been mauled! ’ ”

          brows furrow and there’s some kind of sigh mixed with a scoff that comes out of his mouth.. glenn shuffles in place slightly and raises a hand to brush back through his hair, “ either way - a or b - it was a bad idea to do ANYTHING. ”

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          he knows she’s right. he KNOWS & there’s no way he’s going to openly admit that - but it’s a common fact running through his mind that liz knows what she’s talking about. it’s true - he’s let these people walk all over him from the day they showed up and it’s about time there was something done about it but deep down in his gut, he’d never speak up about it himself.

          “ now they’re just gonna start focusing all of that on you. i could’ve handled it - i had it under control. it’s not like they were gonna try anything else - not to me. but to you? who knows what kinda stuff they’re gonna start pulling. ”

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abittangledup:

for someone who was older than her he sure was good at being a little bitch. sighing. she rolls her eyes and sits back into a kneeling position. “it’s literally not that bad, do you want more walkers to swarm us ?! we’re not in the best place to, y’know, make noise…”

“…..and unless you DID want infection to set in and to lose more blood then i could have tied it a little tighter. it was for your own good. you weren’t gunna bleed out or anything but- you also realize those aren’t pain pills….you don’t need to them at this moment…”

          the expression on his face switches to a look of full offense being taken. brows knit, lips purse into a rather childish frown, and glenn rolls his eyes. “ i haven’t been making that much noise. sheesh. and yah-- ” a pause, brows raising to show that he means SERIOUS business.

          “ -- pain pills would be pretty NICE right now! ”

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continued.

          okay, so maybe he’s making it out to be a lot worse than it is. of course it’s a rather big gash and there’s quite a bit of blood, but it doesn’t even hurt close to what he’s acting like it does. nonetheless, glenn keeps his eyes trained on her, face flushed from the sudden scare.

          “ c’mon - death would be SO much easier. i’m-- FFFffff.... ” hand SNATCHES the pill bottle away from the girl as fast as she holds it out to him, the pain almost instantaneously shooting through his leg. “ what was that for!? ”

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lxonessa:

Pan can’t help but chuckle as she adjusts her sniper rifle and pack against her back, arms straining slightly as she kneels back down to check the walker for anything at all. “Mm - well…. It always feels repetitive. We haven’t had the chance to go out and scavenge together, though - I’m enjoying it.” The woman says, shrugging her shoulders as she stands back up. “As for living things before, you have no idea.” She eyes him, patting his shoulder. “You sure you don’t have something more on your mind, kid?”

          “ you’re enjoying it... well, that’s nice. i’m sweating-- i’m sure i smell great. the sun SUCKS, dude... ” a hand raises to swipe the hat from his head for a brief moment so that wrist can wipe away a couple beads of sweat beneath a few stray strands of hair. glenn pauses and sends a glance to the woman beside him.

          “ oh... no - no, i don’t. not really. just the heat... ”

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continued.

                           glenn sways, but just a bit. he regains his balance just as she kills the walker and his hand is immediately on his gun... but the realization that it’s already been done settles in rather quickly. sometimes he’s just a little slow to react.

                    “ i mean... yeah - but this whole thing. we go out, we walk, we find stuff... and we kill things. ” he pauses for a moment, brows furrowing in thought, “ but this is different in a way. i feel like i’ve lived this before. ew... ”

[undeadfortress]

oh fuck zombies

      [ a lovely sentence meme for a lovely zombie au;;                some of these are taken from the walking dead: the game ]  

“ what do you mean they’re getting close? “  “ does that conversation end with me getting something dropped on my head? “  “ this is getting out of hand. “  “ what the fuck is that? “  “ shoot the bitch. “  “ what the fuck? “  “ how could this happen? “  “ i don’t think they’d do that. “  “ they’re people dealing with even shittier situations longer than we have.. “  “ i’m going to rip their throats out. “  “ … it’s gone. “  “ i can’t believe they did this to us. “  “ i’m done with cities. “  “ we need a boat. “  “ well maybe if someone didn’t fucking scream every time, we’d be fine. “  “ stop being a bitch and shut the fuck up. “  “ shhh – you idiot. you’re going to get us killed. “  “ calm down. “  “ i swear to god. “  “ i got bit.. by a dog. or a raccoon. i’m not sure. “  “ you could be helping. “  “ what are we going to do now? “  “ watch out! “  “ oh my god. “  “ we’re doomed. “  “ we have no more food left, no water either… “  “ please just shoot! “  “ you have to aim for it’s head. “  “ you’re going to get killed out there. “  “ please don’t. “  “ it’s either you, or me. “  “ i’m sorry. “  “ maybe i should take watch. “  “ i’ll get the fire going. “  “ you should eat. you look terrible. “  “ maybe you should rest… “  “ i’m scared okay… i’m really fucking scared. “  “ maybe i should have left you behind. “  “ what if we’re doing this all wrong, what if they’re all dead? “  “ we’re living for nothing. “ 

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lxonessa:

“I… Think I do. I definitely do.” She creeps forward a few more paces, the hose dripping into cracked pavement. Her lips turn into a wolfish grin - eyes narrowing with focused intent.

“Come on - are you afraid of some water?” Pan teases, unable to hold back a couple of chuckles that follow. “C’meeeere Glenn.”

         “ DON’T -- ” voice is laced with loathsome intent as brows furrow. one hand leaves it’s position to pat his head - search around for something that isn’t there... his HAT. “ whoa, whoa - TIME OUT -- ” a plea, eyes searching the ground around him for the accessory.

         glenn comes to a halt for a moment, glances back up to the woman terrorizing him with that HOSE, and takes a single small step towards her. the hand that remains raised balls fingers to a fist and index finger remains pointing to the object on the ground beside her.

         “ my hat. c’mon... just... just-- you gotta give it to me... ”

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@lxonessa

          ARMS RAISE quickly in defense, feet scramble backwards and cause him to stumble clumsily over himself. eyes wide, he keeps his hands up as if they’ll WORK as a shield to BLOCK him from all drops of water. glenn stares, lips forming words that won’t quite come out, and he shakes his head so fast his hat nearly goes flying clean off.

          “ what? n-no-- no, no - don’t you dare. you DON’T wanna do this-- ”